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    Posted: July 25 2007 at 9:44am

This is an early post for a movie that won't even come 'till next year!  BTW, I will show you two plots: the movie and an American Dad subplot.

The Hottie and the Nottie:

A girl (Paris Hilton) refuses to marry her longtime boyfriend (Joel Moore?) until he can find the perfect match for her ugly best friend (Christine Lakin). (IMDB listing)

American Dad: Francine's Flashback (subplot)

Steve asks a good-looking girl out, but needs his wingman, Roger, to "jump on a grenade" for him and date her ugly cousin.

 

Don't they sound somewhat similar?  The movie will obviously be worse, and the bold text above says a lot about why...

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 27 2007 at 6:32am
Think I'd rather have a live grenade stuffed and superglued down my pants than to see it...
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote cvcjr13 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 27 2007 at 2:15pm

Razilla, that was pretty funny, but please don't give the scriptwriters any ideas! 

This movie won't be funny, unless something short of miraculous happens between now and its release.  Or unless our collective IQ plunges.  Or unless it goes straight to DVD, which is a very likely scenario.

Otherwise, if this movie screens, it will be a CONTENDER!

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 28 2007 at 10:24am
I think it was more of a suggestion FOR the script writers than anything else...
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 28 2007 at 3:39pm
Have movies become this farfetched? Like anyone would marry Paris Hilton....
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 28 2007 at 7:31pm
Originally posted by deadguy76

Have movies become this farfetched? Like anyone would marry Paris Hilton....


Well...there IS this New York Ranger with bad eyesight...
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Movie Man Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 21 2007 at 3:01am

Here's a LINK to view the trailer for Paris Hilton's next film:

http://www.thehottieandthenottie.com/

This movie looks nasty! Guess Uwe Boll does have some competition for next year's Worst Picture Razzie! 



 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote moviewizguy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 23 2007 at 5:52am
I'm looking forward to this. It's just sad people see one actor's/actresses' name and automatically judges from that this movie will be bad. There can be a chance where it might prove you wrong. I heard rumors that people thought Batman Begins would've stunk but now it's like a masterpiece.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Mrs. Magnatech Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 04 2008 at 3:41pm

Paris Hilton wasn't in Batman Begins. If the makers of this film had any intention of making a good movie, they would've cast a REAL actress, not Paris Hilton. 

I heard rumors that people thought Batman Begins would've stunk but now it's like a masterpiece.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote moviewizguy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 10 2008 at 12:15pm

^^...so the fact that one actress appears in a movie automatically makes the movie bad? So "Repo: The Genetic Opera" will be horrible becuase she's in it? Funny, that film looks so much better than crap movies out this and last year. What a sad, sad world we live in...

Response from Head RAZZberry: Yo, moviewizguy -- Have you seen the trailer for HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE?? If not here's a LINK to do so. If, after viewing the trailer, you still think we're being unfair to Paris Hilton, then I must at long last say, your movie standards are...nonexistent!!

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote cvcjr13 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 10 2008 at 4:17pm

Ugh!  That was a horrible trailer.

Christine Lakin, who plays "the nottie", has also starred in The Game Plan and Georgia Rule. Joel David Moore has starred in The Shaggy Dog and Grandma's Boy.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote cvcjr13 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 11 2008 at 3:00am

So, how many people have already figured out how this movie is going to end? 

POSSIBLE SPOILER:  Watch the trailer again and pay attention to the toe nail gag, and then use your common sense.  If you still need help, click the link above to Christine Lakin's IMDb webpage and look at her. 

If I'm right, it will be another good idea done in by a bad script and bad casting.  Or has this one been done before?

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Post Options Post Options   Quote wetbandit82 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 11 2008 at 4:26pm
Doesn't it always seem that the heroine's best friend is ALWAYS ugly beyond belief, and meant only to serve to accentuate how beautiful (on the outside, where it of course counts for little if anything) the heroine is?  I would much rather take the "Nottie" in real life, in fact, provided she has a good heart and a lot of patience. 
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Mrs. Magnatech Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 11 2008 at 7:01pm

^^...so the fact that one actress appears in a movie automatically makes the movie bad?

 

She doesn't just appear in the movie...she's the STAR. Why are you defending this sh*t?

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Post Options Post Options   Quote moviewizguy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 12 2008 at 2:22am
^^Because you guys are judging it without even seen it...
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We're judging the trailer.
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