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moviewizguy
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Topic: FINGERING FREDDY for a NOT-SO-SCARY REMAKE...Posted: May 02 2010 at 6:50pm |
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Well, Wes Craven didn't like the ending himself. The producer made him change it. It ruins the point because through the original, Craven intended Nancy to grow and mature and defeat Freddy Krueger by herself. It was a metaphor for innocence overcoming evil and the fact that he does come back, leaving an opened ending just ruins the movie.
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Posted: May 02 2010 at 7:14pm |
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Yeah, and Nic Cage's character in "Next" can only see two minutes into the future, yet for some reason he then sees days into the future, thus breaking the movie's rule for no reason, so 80% of the movie never happened, there's no closure, and Cage's character doesn't gain anything from the experience. In other words, the movie is a complete waste of time.
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The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it.
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Posted: May 03 2010 at 4:27pm |
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Time out....Are you saying that a movie that is pretty well received in its time, is state of the art in terms of effects, but dragged down a bit by plot points and mediocre performances can lose a lot of its luster over the passage of a few decades because of those elements AND the fact that state of the art screen technologies tend to get overshadowed by improving technologies? Hmmmmm
(incidentally...just for the record, I'm not much of a fan of the original series either. BUT...I don't think it is necessary to remake it, just because nobody in Hollywood has a better idea.)
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BurnHollywoodBurn
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Posted: May 03 2010 at 5:01pm |
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And didn't we talk about how 30 years from now, by future standards, Avatar's CGI might be considered cheesy as well and thus the movie will suffer as a whole?
And this is yet another thing with MWG and his love of bad movies. Every movie listed here has critics saying how they are full of plot holes and mediocre performances, yet he goes around proclaiming how good these movies are, but he bashes older movies on the same flaws -- Classic armchair critic!
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BurnHollywoodBurn
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Posted: May 04 2010 at 5:13am |
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MCP review!
My favorite line: "Freddy is a child raper, and Michael Bay is a raper of childhood memories".
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Posted: May 04 2010 at 8:28am |
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Talk about unoriginality on top of unoriginality:
http://www.collider.com/2010/05/03/3d-nightmare-on-elm-street-sequel-greenlight/ Sequel of a remake (or in this case, a reboot)? Last time I checked, no one was comparing this movie to Star Trek or Batman Begins. |
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Posted: May 04 2010 at 10:51am |
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Don't you mean a child murderer?
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Posted: May 04 2010 at 11:08am |
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No, they said "raper" in the review, and the movie, he was a "rapist." Because, as MCP said, it's not enough to be a child murderer, your serial killer MUST be a pedophile, too.
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Posted: May 04 2010 at 1:40pm |
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That stuck-up bastard has now officially gone too far. He includes a proper name in one of his warning signs and he blames the producer, not the director or screenwriter, for this film. His cursing and misuse of words are bad enough, but this is just stupid. This guy should be banned from the internet because his false logic has caused him to jump the shark.
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BurnHollywoodBurn
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Posted: May 04 2010 at 3:05pm |
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Uh...you do realize he's saying the exact same thing that 96 percent of professional critics are also saying? So why is must he be "banned from the Internet" for sharing the opinions of pro critics? Face it, man, Bay is a talentless, money-grubbing hack, and a raper of childhood memories as stated before. He's the goddamn Paris Hilton of producer/directors.
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Posted: May 04 2010 at 3:56pm |
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The 3 Big Ones on any movie are the director,writer and producer. If a movie's bad, I figure you can blame them all, or just one or two.
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Posted: May 04 2010 at 5:53pm |
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Yes, but the producer is usually the guy who chooses the writer and director. So of course Bay chose hacks just like himself.
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Posted: May 04 2010 at 11:29pm |
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It sounds like Michael Bay could win the next Worst Career Achievement Award by a landslide!
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Posted: May 05 2010 at 4:51am |
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True that. 15 years in the business and Bay has only maybe one-and-a-half "good" movies to show for it!
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Posted: May 05 2010 at 10:15am |
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Does that award counts only the movies he directed?Because he has 2 movies that are good,4 that are bad,and 3 that are average.I don't think he qualifies for that award.
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Posted: May 05 2010 at 11:06am |
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