Freedom of thought?! Critical journalism?

   Freedom of thought?! Critical journalism?! That kind of $hit doesn't
exist in Tommy Gurl's world and vocabulary! And don't you dare to
bother him with that crap!

The Rules For Interviewing Tom Cruise 

Like many celebrities, Tom Cruise tries to control journalists. He
hates talking about his heavy involvement Scientology, for example. But
who knew he'd try to force his interviewers to like Valkyrie?

Italian publication LeiWeb opened its interview with Cruise by
describing all the restrictions imposed by the movie star's publicists.
According to both a tipster and Google's translation of the article,
the requirements to interview Tom Cruise were as follows, at least for
LeiWeb:

    * Must have seen Valkyrie.

    * Must have liked Valkryie.

 * Must read a letter about how Scientology has never been banned
in Germany. Even though, uh, Tom Cruise hates talking about
Scientology.

Since celebrity journalists will, as a rule, stoop to any form of
flattery, Cruise might as well go all out and insist reporters tell him
he looks taller than they expected and that War of the Worlds is hugely
underrated, then congratulate him on his "Freedom Medal Of Valor" from
the Church of Scientology.

Also: The Google translation indicates Cruise is moving to New York
to be near Katie Holmes. Would any fluent Italian speakers care to
check the original language and tell us if this is, in fact, what is
written (and that "visit" was not mistranslated to "move")?
tips@gawker.com UPDATE: According to Italian Claudia, it is in fact
written that Cruise is moving to New York. Of course, it's still up in
the air whether the interviewer understood correctly. Thanks Claudia!

 http://gawker.com/5134149/the-rules-for-interviewing-tom-cru ise

Well, nobody said it was ever banned here. It was the clams
themselves who produced these stories about being persecuted here and
compared themselves to the Jews in the Third Reich.

Now they don't believe their own $hit anymore or what? Ridiculous! 

Does anybody still have any doubts that "Valqueerie" is a $cientology apologia for Germany? 

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Queen_of_Toad Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List RAZZIE® Inner Sanctum Joined: January 30 2006 Location: Germany Online Status: Offline Posts: 314	Post Options Post Reply Quote Queen_of_Toad Report Post Quote Reply Topic: Freedom of thought?! Critical journalism? Posted: January 19 2009 at 2:18am
	Freedom of thought?! Critical journalism?! That kind of $hit doesn't exist in Tommy Gurl's world and vocabulary! And don't you dare to bother him with that crap! The Rules For Interviewing Tom Cruise Like many celebrities, Tom Cruise tries to control journalists. He hates talking about his heavy involvement Scientology, for example. But who knew he'd try to force his interviewers to like Valkyrie? Italian publication LeiWeb opened its interview with Cruise by describing all the restrictions imposed by the movie star's publicists. According to both a tipster and Google's translation of the article, the requirements to interview Tom Cruise were as follows, at least for LeiWeb: * Must have seen Valkyrie. * Must have liked Valkryie. * Must read a letter about how Scientology has never been banned in Germany. Even though, uh, Tom Cruise hates talking about Scientology. Since celebrity journalists will, as a rule, stoop to any form of flattery, Cruise might as well go all out and insist reporters tell him he looks taller than they expected and that War of the Worlds is hugely underrated, then congratulate him on his "Freedom Medal Of Valor" from the Church of Scientology. Also: The Google translation indicates Cruise is moving to New York to be near Katie Holmes. Would any fluent Italian speakers care to check the original language and tell us if this is, in fact, what is written (and that "visit" was not mistranslated to "move")? tips@gawker.com UPDATE: According to Italian Claudia, it is in fact written that Cruise is moving to New York. Of course, it's still up in the air whether the interviewer understood correctly. Thanks Claudia! http://gawker.com/5134149/the-rules-for-interviewing-tom-cru ise Well, nobody said it was ever banned here. It was the clams themselves who produced these stories about being persecuted here and compared themselves to the Jews in the Third Reich. Now they don't believe their own $hit anymore or what? Ridiculous! Does anybody still have any doubts that "Valqueerie" is a $cientology apologia for Germany?
	Please, forgive my poor English. It's not my native language.