Get This DOG Offa My Leg!!

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Why on earth would you pay to see
A Look Who's Talking dog movie?
I know you can't teach Underdog new tricks
But with all the money they poured into this flick
You'd think they would come up with something better
Than a superdog clothed in an old college sweater
The jokes fall flat, the action is fake,
He gives up his powers?  Now give me a break!
Underdog and Polly are so dull they hurt
I wished someone buried this bomb deep down in the dirt
It felt as dumb as the second Stuart Little
Poor parents, be warned that your brains may go brittle
Peter Dinklage played well Barsinister, Simon,
In a movie as bad as Underdog's rhymin'
And let's give a shout out to the great James Belushi
He was fine while this movie smells like spoiled sushi
If you're in a theatre, have fear and swear
If you look up at the screen and see Underdog's there

Razzie noms for worst picture, worst remake or rip-off, worst screenplay, worst director, worst actor (the dog Shoeshine/Underdog and his voice actor, Jason Lee), and worst supporting actress (the dog Polly and her voice actor, Amy Adams). 

Scenes that are so bad you'll groan -- (1) When Underdog answers Polly's cries for help because she's out of food and then flies off with her on a date which includes a scene ripped off from, er, in homage to Lady and the Tramp. (2) When Underdog decides for some reason that he can't save both Dan and Jack, so he just gives up his powers.
(3) When Underdog buries the bomb deep into the dirt, and all that comes after that.

Hey, if that's the case, then we should nominate Shoeshine/Underdog (and his voice actor, Jason Lee) and Polly (and her voice actor, Amy Adams) for Worst Screen Couple!  Seriously, their date scene will have you groaning!