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    Posted: November 14 2011 at 9:08am
AMONG THEM, the FIRST THREE TWILIGHT MOVIES GARNERED a BERRY LUCKY 13 RAZZIE® NOMINATIONS. BUT TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING WIND PART 1 HAS the POTENTIAL to POSSIBLY DOUBLE the SERIES' NUMBER of "WORST in FILM" NODS. 

THE TEASER (YOU TUBE LINK) with a LEGGY, STILLETO-HEELED MESSENGER DELIVERING WEDDING INVITES and SEVERAL LONG-ESTABLISHED CHARACTERS REACTING to the "HAPPY NEWS" WAS a TOTAL HOOT -- IF THESE CHARACTERS' NOSTRILS FLARED AS MUCH in the MOVIE AS THEY DID in THAT TEASER, THEY MIGHT'VE TAKE FLIGHT!   

...AND the FILM ITSELF DOES THAT TEASER SEVERAL BETTER: WE NOT ONLY GET to WITNESS the "CREATURE/FEATURE WEDDING of the YEAR," WE ALSO GET to EXPERIENCE:
 
STUMBLE-BUMPKIN STELLA's PREGNANCY (SEE FOTO BELOW)... 

JUTT-JAWED and SHIRTLESS JACOB OVER (RE) ACTING... 

SPARKLY VAMPIRE (and HAIR-MOUSSE-ABUSER) EDWARD's OVER-PROTECTIVENESS of HIS BORING-as-HELL BRIDE... 

AND, (ALMOST) the BIRTH of the MOST ANTICIPATED MOVIE SPAWN SINCE ROSEMARY's BABY

WHAT's NOT for a VOTING RAZZIE® MEMBER to LOVE??  

TO EXPRESS YOUR FONDNESS for ALL THINGS TWILIGHT (SARCATICALLY or OTHERWISE) CLICK HERE and... START GNAWING AWAY!



STEWART: "Listen, Miguel, you've gotta tell all your 
Forum pals to STOP CALLING and making all those 
horrible 'pregnant with RAZZIE® possibilities' puns!"  


Ye Olde Head RAZZberry
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