Here 'Tis...

 

Also, found a trailer for Scary Movie 5, and my gosh, if that doesn't look like direct-to-DVD quality, I don't know what does. I'd actually rather  see A Haunted House because ar least that is trying to be a little bit clever and surprising (not to mention it looks like a theatrical movie and it is sticking to the target it is spoofing -- Paranormal Activity, of course, which this also attempts and really fails at doing). Black Swan, I guess I can see that. Inception and Madea, what? Also, yes, Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan are definitely in this movie, and who wants to bet that Lindsay was not told what she was screaming at? Only things I can say that are positive are that they got pretty good Leonardo DiCarprio and Madea lookalikes, and the last line in the trailer did make me chuckle. Other than that, how can it NOT BE a Razzie movie?

 

EDIT: Wow, turns out I was right about Lindsay!: http://www.inquisitr.com/454420/lindsay-lohan-isnt-a-fan-of-the-scary-movie-5-trailer/

 

Also, I just noticed they used Beetlejuice music in the trailer. 

Originally posted by Vits  3) I'm calling BS on Lohan. Are we really supposed to believe that at this point she doesn't know better than to bad mouth her own movie, specially when it's not even out yet? Maybe the conspiracy shown in 12x02 BRITNEY'S NEW LOOK was true, and Lohan knows it and he's fine with it.

 

I voted for these, because besides being worse films than three of the other recommendees, I believe they have better odds of making the final cut:

 

 

I did not vote for these, simply out of fear of throwing my vote away:

 

All I can do is hope that my votes can beat these three for Worst RR||S:
Step Up Revolution //I believe that my votes can make short work of this one, because so few people remember it, let alone thought it was worse than Step Up 1.
The Three Stooges //I know it was about 1/2 century in the making, but this got average reviews, and I doubt most of us seemed to mind it, so I'm not worried about this one either.

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 //This is the kicker. I imagine everyone's going to vote for this one, either because everybody knows the Twilight Saga's name, or to spite Kristen Stewart. The real challenge is beating this one.

 

PS: The symbol "||" means "or" in C++ when used in if-then-else-if statements. Not to be confused with the "//", which are diagonal and serve as the short-term comment operator.

PPS: I still haven't received the email for the link to the rest of the ballots. (They're all online this year, sorry if that was meant as a surprise!) Has anyone else gotten it yet? If no-one else has either, then are they still yet to come?

2008: The Class (France) lost Best Foreign Language Film to Departures (Japan)

2009: The White Ribbon (Germany) lost Best Foreign Language Film to El Secreto de sus Ojos (Argentina) and lost Achievement in Cinematography to Avatar

2010: Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives (Thailand) wasn't nominated for Best Foreign Language Film

2011: The Tree of Life was nominated for three Oscars and lost all of them (2 to The Artist, 1 to Hugo)

It would be a huge mistake to deny "Amour" this honor.  It could also be considered for something bigger.

I also saw the Razzie poll on Rotten Tomatoes for Worst Remake, Ripoff, or Sequel.  Here are the ones that I think should get nominated (there are more than five):

Atlas Shrugged: Part II - Lowest Tomatometer Rating (5%)
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance - Delayed sequel

Piranha 3DD - First movie: 72%, Second movie: 13%
Red Dawn - Delayed remake

Silent Hill Revelation 3D - Lowest Metascore (15%)

Total Recall - Original: 84%, Remake: 30%

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 - Recent

 

New trailers for The Place Beyond the Pines and Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of the Marriage Counselor.  

 

I counted 8 films that got recommended despite not being the subject of official RAZZIE Forum discussions, but Tyler Perry's Good Deeds, A Little Bit of Heaven, and to some extent American Reunion did have Member Started (sub)Forums here. 4 of the other 5 that caught my eye for this reason were:

 

Those last 4 didn't even have unofficial forums here, so how did those make the recommendations list anyway? (The only one I have any idea on is Huntsman, and that was to spite Kristen Stewart.)

 

UPDATE: Within the first 1/4 hour since the clock struck 0:00, something about the Worst Couple dawned on me. I was one of TWO people campaigning to have that category retired. The other one was BurnHollywoodBurn, and he left the forums a long time ago. 8 hours after casting my nominations ballot, I've accepted that Worst Couple is here to stay. The RAZZIES are gonna do what they're gonna do, and there's less I can do about couples than I thought. And while I'd prefer that Worst Couple be retired so that one more connection to MTV can be severed, I've accepted to just go with the flow and start a new, easier-to-accomplish campaign. I'm going to request from time to time that Worst Couple be renamed instead of retired. For the Worst of 2013 RAZZIES, the category should be called "Worst Couple, Triple, Quartet, or Medley".