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Topic: Here 'Tis...Posted: September 30 2012 at 9:22am |
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Your tweets are fun to read, btw. If I were on Twitter, I'd follow you.
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SchumacherH8ter
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Posted: September 30 2012 at 3:44pm |
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I'm back from Looper and it's seriously one of the best movies of the year. It's an awesome action movie AND it's a complex morality parable. It's something an intelligent person would love. So, of course, I heard a bunch of people bitching about it not having enough 'splosions while walking out of the theater*. Grade: A+
Also, I'll finally get around to reviewing Gulliver's Travels '10 sometime today. *Note: I'm not saying anyone who doesn't like Looper is an idiot. If you have an actual reason to dislike it than you're not an idiot. If you don't like how little 'splosions there are, you're an idiot.
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Vits
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Posted: October 01 2012 at 10:47am |
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HeadRAZZ already confirmed that TAKEN 2 will be getting an Official Forum this week, but I think we should also keep an eye on these other movies:
-SO UNDERCOVER (starring L.O.L.'s Miley Cyrus): The main problem is that it's unclear who the target audience is supposed to be. -THE PAPERBOY (starring THE LUCKY ONE's Zac Efron and THE RAVEN's John Cusack): The director may be PRECIOUS' Lee Daniels, but that doesn't take away the possibilities those actors have of getting Razzie nominations in the fall. -WUTHERING HEIGHTS: Just like last year with THE 3 MUSKETEERS, we get the billionth adaptation of a classic novel. But at least that movie tried to change the style! This one sounds like it's the same as all the other versions. What... is... the... point?!
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Vits
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Posted: October 01 2012 at 5:25pm |
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Seth MacFarlane will host the Oscars. Sounds good to me. The only negative thing is that they admitted that they use SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE as a way of testing hosts. In case you've never seen that show, I'll explain it: the host only has one monologue, and then it's all sketchs. How is that like the Oscar ceremony?!
HAYWIRE's Gina Carano will star in the female version of THE EXPENDABLES. I don't like this. Not because of her, but because there's no title, so probably there's also no script.
David Gordon Green will direct a film adaptation of LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE. I'm not making that up. Apparently, his early movies were a lot different from YOUR HIGHNESS and THE SITTER in terms of... depth, I guess. Also, the script writer will be the same one who wrote SHAME. Cool. But she also wrote THE IRON LADY. ![]() |
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Posted: October 01 2012 at 6:00pm |
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There's a HUGE difference between old David Gordon Green and the new one, which I like to call stoner David Gordon Green.
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Posted: October 01 2012 at 8:05pm |
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I was looking through Entertainment Weekly*, and in The Bullseye section they had a picture of Lindsay Lohan in Liz And Dick and under it it said "They give Razzies for TV-movie trailers, right?"
*it was supposed to come last Thursday, but my mailman is a dumbass.
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Posted: October 01 2012 at 9:44pm |
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Not to triple post, but, for reasons unknown to me, I looked up the imdb page for Seltzerberg's next movie and the FAQ section is funnier than all their films combined. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2403029/faq
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Posted: October 01 2012 at 10:43pm |
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Three quarters of the year have gone by and now it's time I revealed my current/personal Virtual Razzie nominees (I currently have ten picks per category):
Worst Picture The Apparition The Devil Inside Last Ounce of Courage Occupy Unmasked October Baby One for the Money That's My Boy A Thousand Words Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie 2016: Obama's America Worst Actor Andrew Breitbart in "Occupy Unmasked" Nicolas Cage in "Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance", "Seeking Justice", and "Stolen" Robert De Niro in "Freelancers" and "Red Lights" Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim in "Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie" Eddie Murphy in "A Thousand Words" Robert Pattinson in "Bel Ami" Andy Samberg in "That's My Boy" Adam Sandler in "That's My Boy" Bruce Willis in "The Cold Light of Day" and "Lay the Favorite" Sam Worthington in "Man on a Ledge" and "Wrath of the Titans" Worst Actress Elizabeth Banks, Brooklyn Decker, Cameron Diaz, Anna Kendrick, and Jennifer Lopez in "What to Expect When You're Expecting" Kate Beckinsale in "Contraband", "Total Recall", and "Underworld: Awakening" Miley Cyrus in "LOL" Ashley Greene in "The Apparition" Katherine Heigl in "One for the Money" Milla Jovovich in "Resident Evil: Retribution" Jennifer Lawrence in "House on the End of the Street" Kyra Sedgwick in "The Possession" Kristen Stewart in "Snow White and the Huntsman" Reese Witherspoon in "This Means War" Worst Director Sean Anders for "That's My Boy" Stephen K. Bannon for "Occupy Unmasked" William Brent Bell for "The Devil Inside" Darrel Campbell and Kevin McAfee for "Last Ounce of Courage" Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim for "Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie" Jonathan Liebesman for "Wrath of the Titans" McG for "This Means War" Brian Robbins for "A Thousand Words" Julie Anne Robinson for "One for the Money" John Sullivan and Dinesh D'Souza for "2016: Obama's America" Worst Screenplay The Apparition The Devil Inside Last Ounce of Courage The Lucky One Occupy Unmasked One for the Money That's My Boy A Thousand Words Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie 2016: Obama's America Worst Supporting Actor Russell Brand in "Rock of Ages" Bryan Cranston in "Rock of Ages" and "Total Recall" Clark Duke in "A Thousand Words" Idris Elba in "Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance" Tom Felton in "The Apparition" David Hasselhoff in "Piranha 3DD" Liam Neeson in "Battleship" and "Wrath of the Titans" Chuck Norris in "The Expendables 2" Mike Sorrentino in "The Three Stooges" Daniel Sunjata in "Gone" and "One for the Money" Worst Supporting Actress Elizabeth Banks in "Man on a Ledge" Kristin Davis in "Journey 2: The Mysterious Island" Jenni Farley in "The Three Stooges" Sammi Giancola in "The Three Stooges" Vanessa Hudgens in "Journey 2: The Mysterious Island" Cloris Leachman in "The Oogieloves in The BIG Balloon Adventure" Demi Moore in "LOL" Ronnie Ortiz-Magro in "The Three Stooges" Nicole Polizzi in "The Three Stooges" Kerry Washington in "A Thousand Words" Worst Screen Couple Any combination of two people or puppets in "The Oogieloves in The BIG Balloon Adventure" Andrew Breitbart and anyone else stretching the truth in "Occupy Unmasked" Dinesh D'Souza and any of his fallacies in "2016: Obama's America" Zac Efron and Taylor Schilling in "The Lucky One" Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim in "Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie" Katherine Heigl and either Jason O'Mara or Daniel Sunjata in "One for the Money" Diane Keaton and Kevin Kline in "Darling Companion" Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg in "That's My Boy" Channing Tatum and Rachael McAdams in "The Vow" Reese Witherspoon and either Tom Hardy or Chris Pine in "This Means War" Worst Screen Ensemble The Apparition The Devil Inside Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Rock of Ages That's My Boy A Thousand Words The Three Stooges Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie What to Expect When You're Expecting Worst Remake or Ripoff Battleship (a ripoff of the board game) Dark Shadows (a ripoff of the soap opera) One for the Money (a ripoff of "The Bounty Hunter") The Oogieloves in The BIG Balloon Adventure (a ripoff of "Barney & Friends", "Teletubbies", and "Yo Gabba Gabba") The Raven (a ripoff of Edgar Allan Poe's works) Rock of Ages (a ripoff of the broadway musical) The Three Stooges (a ripoff of the comedy trio) Total Recall (a remake of the 1990 film) 2016: Obama's America (a ripoff of "Fahrenheit 911") What to Expect When You're Expecting (a ripoff of "The Back-Up Plan") Worst Prequel or Sequel American Reunion Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance Ice Age: Continental Drift Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Piranha 3DD Resident Evil: Retribution Step Up Revolution Underworld: Awakening Wrath of the Titans
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Posted: October 02 2012 at 7:16am |
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October is going to be such a thoroughly mixed month for movies... Sinister & Holy Motors, come to me!
Yet there are two movies with the overrated word BOOM in the title and I can't help being annoyed of Kevin James from the trailer already. Next for me, it'll be pretty boy Zac Efron's turn to proof he can act. And a little movie called "Battleship" on Saturday. A friend of mine brought home the Blue Ray, saying a friend of his said the story was sh*t but the visuals were stunning. So let's see what's going on there. If I survive BS, he also has Journey 2: Mysterious Island. |
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Posted: October 02 2012 at 7:37am |
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May I suggest that for next week, we have Two Worst Movies of the Week? The first one being Here Comes the Boom, a Kevin James movie directed by the same guy who did Zookeeper, also starring Salma Hayek, Charice, "The Fonz", and a few MMA fighters. Also, it looks to be a Nacho Libra rip-off.
The next one will be a movie coming the week after: Alex Cross, directed by the guy that brought us The Fast and the Furious, xXx, Stealth, and The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. Tyler Perry is already getting Razzie heat for his latest Madea movie, and I think that Alex Cross will be able to make be eligible for Worst Actor (also hopefully for Good Deeds) as well as Worst Actress for Madea's Witness Protection and Worst Director for the same thing (and hopefully Good Deeds too.) Other possible contenders are Lost's Matthew Fox for Worst Supportinng Actor, and possibly Worst Remake (The Alex Cross character has previously been used in Kiss the Girls and Along Came a Spider, played by Morgan Freeman.)
EDIT: Another list update.
Oh, and Larch, if you have anything bad to say about my list, just don't say anything at all. I'm not going to care anyways so why bother?:
WORST PICTURE Battleship The Devil Inside The Expendables 2 Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance Madea's Witness Protection The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure One for the Money Piranha 3DD That's My Boy A Thousand Words The Three Stooges Wrath of the Titans
Sean Anders/That's My Boy William Brent Bell/The Devil Inside Peter Berg/Battleship Matthew Diamond/The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure Farrelly Brothers/The Three Stooges
John Gulager/Piranha 3DD Johnathan Liebesman/Wrath of the Titans Neveldine/Taylor/Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance Tyler Perry/Good Deeds and Madea's Witness Protection Brian Robbins/A Thousand Words Julie Anne Robinson/One for the Money Andrew Stanton/John Carter Simon West/The Expendables 2 and Stolen
Nicolas Cage/Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, Seeking Justice, and Stolen John Cusack/The Raven Chris Diamantopolous, Sean Hayes, and Will Sasso/The Three Stooges
Colin Farrell/Total Recall Taylor Kitsch/Battleship, John Carter, and Savages Kevin Kline/Darling Companion Jeffrey Dean Morgan/The Posession Eddie Murphy/A Thousand Words Liam Neeson/Taken 2 Robert Pattinson/Bel Ami Tyler Perry/Good Deeds and Madea's Witness Protection as Joe Adam Sandler/Hotel Transylvania and That's My Boy Sylvester Stallone/The Expendables 2 Benjamin Walker/Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Sam Worthington/Man on a Ledge and Wrath of the Titans WORST ACTRESS Elizabeth Banks, Brooklyn Decker, Cameron Diaz, Anna Kendrick, and Jennifer Lopez/What to Expect When You’re Expecting Kate Beckinsale/Contraband, Total Recall, and Underworld: Awakening Maggie Grace/Lockout and Taken 2 Ashley Greene/The Apparition Katherine Heigl/One for the Money Milla Jovovich/Resident Evil: Retribution Diane Keaton/Darling Companion Queen Latifah/Joyful Noise Jennifer Lawrence/House at the End of the Street Dolly Parton/Joyful Noise Tyler Perry as Madea/Madea's Witness Protection Kyra Sedgewick/The Posession
Amanda Seyfried/Gone WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR Gary Busey/Piranha 3DD Clark Duke/A Thousand Words
Idris Elba/Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance Ralph Fiennes/Wrath of the Titans David Hasselhoff/Piranha 3DD Ciarán Hinds/Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance and John Carter Eugene Levy/American Reunion and Madea's Witness Protection Liam Neeson/Battleship and Wrath of the Titans Jason O’Mara/One for the Money Arnold Schwarzenegger/The Expendables 2 Alexander Skarsgĺrd/Battleship Daniel Sunjata/Gone and One for the Money Nick Swardson/That's My Boy Jean-Claude Van Damme/The Expendables 2 Milo Ventimiglia/That's My Boy Bruce Willis/The Cold Light of Day and The Expendables 2
Elizabeth Banks/Man on a Ledge Larry David/The Three Stooges Brooklyn Decker/Battleship Famke Janssen/Taken 2 Leighton Meester/That's My Boy Debbie Reynolds/One for the Money Denise Richards/Madea's Witness Protection Rihanna/Battleship Susan Sarandon/That's My Boy Sofia Vergara/The Three Stooges Kerry Washington/A Thousand Words Sigourney Weaver/The Cold Light of Day and Red Lights Dianne Wiest/Darling Companion and The Odd Life of Timothy Green Mary Elizabeth Winstead/Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Battleship The Devil Inside The Expendables 2 Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance John Carter Madea's Witness Protection The Oggieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure One for the Money Piranha 3DD That's My Boy A Thousand Words The Three Stooges What to Expect When You’re Expecting Wrath of the Titans
Any combination of any two idiotic guests, badly CGI-ed Piranhas, or "intentionally bad except coming off as WORSE" lines of dialogue/Piranha 3DD Any combination of any Jersey Shore cast member/The Three Stooges Any combination of any two or more Oogieloves or lesser known actors embarrassing themselves/The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure Nicolas Cage and his Demon Motorcycle/Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance Katherine Heigl and either Jason O’Mara, Daniel Sunjata or her high heels/One for the Money Taylor Kitsch and either Lynn Collins/John Carter, Brooklyn Decker/Battleship, or Blake Lively/Savages Queen Latifah and Dolly Parton/Joyful Noise Eddie Murphy and anyone annoyed by or over-reacting to his miming/A Thousand Words Tyler Perry as Madea and either Tyler Perry as Brian or Tyler Perry as Joe/Madea's Witness Protection Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg/That's My Boy Sam Worthington and either Elizabeth Banks/Man on a Ledge or Rosamund Pike/Wrath of the Titans WORST SCREEN ENSEMBLE Entire Cast of Battleship Entire Cast of Darling Companion Entire Cast of The Devil Inside
Entire Cast of The Expendables 2
Entire Cast of Madea's Witness Protection
Entire Cast of The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure
Entire Cast of Step Up Revolution
Entire Cast of That's My Boy Entire Cast of A Thousand Words Entire Cast of The Three Stooges
Entire Cast of What to Expect When You’re Expecting Entire Cast of Wrath of the Titans
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Battleship (Rip-off of Transformers) Bel Ami
The Devil Inside (Rip-off of The Last Exorcism) John Carter (Rip-off of Avatar and Star Wars) Madea's Witness Protection (Rip-off of Witless Protection and Witness) One for the Money (Rip-off of The Bounty Hunter) The Raven
The Three Stooges Total Recall What to Expect When You’re Expecting (Rip-off of The Back-up Plan and Bridesmaids) WORST PREQUEL OR SEQUEL The Expendables 2 Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance Madea's Witness Protection Piranha 3DD Resident Evil: Retribution Step Up Revolution Taken 2 Underworld: Awakening Wrath of the Titans |
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Posted: October 02 2012 at 11:40am |
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Way to go, Miguel; you have Elizabeth Banks, Anna Kendrick, AND Jennifer Lawrence (HUHHHHHHH?????) in you Worst Actress list...but NOT Kate Hudson (A Little Bit of Heaven), January Jones (Seeking Justice), OR Taylor Schilling (The Lucky One)? And ALSO Ms. Banks in Supporting Actress, instead of Whoopi Goldberg (A Little Bit of Heaven) OR Tara Reid (American Reunion)? How about BUYING a clue for your Birthday (if you think Jennifer Lawrence is a WORSE actress than Kate Hudson is)? And WHY are the What to Expect... actresses all together in one slot when Jennifer Lopez is clearly worse that the rest of them (in the movie AND in general)? No wonder sites like Gawker blasted the Razzies a new one last year...
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Should've been Razzed- Kate Hudson, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Sean Penn, Gerard Butler, Chelsea Handler, Maggie Grace, Sherri Shepard, Chris Klein, Robert DeNiro, Tim Burton, The Devil Inside
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Posted: October 02 2012 at 1:52pm |
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To The Larch: A Little Bit of Heaven is not a RAZZIE contender. Not only do I not know how anyone's gonna get it through the ballots, but it's way too small. There should've been a forum for it back in May when we had the chance if we thought there was any.
To Antilsu and oiram: My biggest objections are the usual ones. SO many nominations for The Expendables 2, John Carter, and The Three Stooges, whose approval ratings are too high to be among ours. Wasting a few nominations in the 4 acting categories on collective nods rendered redundant by Worst Ensemble Cast. FAR too many medleys, triples, quartets, and multi-film couples in Worst Couple. Even keeping Worst Couple at all.
But mad props for splitting Worst PSRR into Worst Remake or Rip-Off and Worst Prequel or Sequel!
On topic: Because Sinister was from the director of The Day the Earth Stood Still [remake], I thought it would suck. But it has 100% approval rating so far. If the pre-screening is to be believed, score one for Most Surprisingly Good Film!
As for Here Comes the Boom, not only is it from the director of 3 or 4 of my past Bottom 40ers AND stars Kevin James, it's one of those long-in-the-making and later delayed films. That's my main Wide Release suspect for Oct. 12. The worst Limited Release will, unless Los Angeles and NYC have anything to say, be Atlas Shrugged Part II, which we thought for a while would never be made.
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Posted: October 02 2012 at 3:17pm |
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Miguel: You posted several films that can't be nominated because they were weren't released in New York or L.A. Also, I know we are all entitled to our opinions (especially when we post potential nominees knowing they had good reviews and won't be in consideration) but do you really think the right-wing docs have any chance of being up for Worst Picture? How, if they're all the same to most of us? I think that's why we're considering creating a Special Category specifically for them.
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oiram
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You should have noticed that the guy writing the movie was C. Robert Cargill AKA Carlyle from Spill dot com. OF COURSE IT WAS GOING TO BE GOOD!!!
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Elizabeth Hartman and Judith Barsi are much more talented and beautiful than Scarlett Johansson and Chloe Grace Moretz. Fact. |
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Posted: October 03 2012 at 11:43am |
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I usually edit my post, but I'm afraid that if I don't just post this no one will notice. Anyways:
Lone Ranger teaser. Wow, I can see that the movie is going to be effects heavy.
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Posted: October 03 2012 at 1:50pm |
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I do sense another John Carter. I will wait till the reviews come out.
RESPONSE from Head RAZZberry: I added a Main Page LINK to the LONE RANGER teaser on YouTube earlier today -- My take: It looks alarmingly/unfortunately similar to our 1999 Worst Picture "winner" WILD WILD WEST... |
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