Here’s Where 2 Put In Yer 2-Cents...

UNLIKE THOSE OTHER SNOOTY SHOW BIZ AWARD SHOWS, WE REALIZE YOU, the MOVIE-GOING PUBLIC, DON'T ALWAZE AGREE with OUR CHOICES. SO, WE'RE GIVING YOU a PLACE to PUBLICLY BLOW US "AIR KISSES," BLOW US OUT of the WATER...or TELL US WHICH ORIFICE WE CAN BLOW IT OUT OF!!  

BELOW IS YOUR CHANCE to LET LOOSE with YOUR INVECTIVE, PRAISE (OR INDIFFERENCE) REGARDING WHAT OUR VOTING MEMBERS SELECTED as 2008's BERRY WORST.

ALSO UNLIKE THOSE OTHER SNOOTY AWARD SHOWS, WE'LL LET ANYONE VOTE...WELL, ANYONE with a VISA, MASTER CARD or CHECK-THAT'LL-CLEAR WHO's WILLING to PART with $25.00.

SO, IF YOU WANNA BECOME a VOTING RAZZIE® MEMBER YOURSELF, HERE'S a LINK (a.k.a. SHAMELESS PLUG) THAT'S YOUR CHANCE to JOIN US in SELECTING THIS YEAR's EVENTUAL "WINNERS."

WHO NOSE -- IF YOU JOIN NOW, YOU MIGHT EVEN MEET YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE STAR in PERSON at OUR FEBRUARY 26 CEREMONIES in H-O-L-L-Y-W-O-O-D...

Okay, surprises first: "Meet The Spartans" and "Disaster Movie" share a Worst Picture nomination, but "In The Name Of The King" and "Postal" don't? Also, no nods for "High School Musical 3" at all?! Lastly, Eddie Murphy takes full blame for "Meet Dave", and no one else.

Other than that, everything that should have gotten a nod, did get a nod. Worst Supporting Actress is full of talentless blow-up dolls that have no right to be in the business (except Leelee, her agent just sucks at getting her good roles). Seltzerberg and Uwe Boll are all over the place, as they should be, and (much to moviewizguy's dislike) "The Happening" is also multiply-nominated. I can't wait for his latest rant about how it was the most misunderstood movie of 2008 and we don't know what we are doing by giving it so many nods (or wins).

One last thing: I know that giving five actresses one "award" is tempting, but I seriously do think that the entire cast of "The Women" as Worst Actress is a bit much. I know I've hammered this idea here on the forum as much as moviewizguy has tried to hammer us with the thought that "The Happening" was a good movie, but for next year, I think Worst On-Screen Duo should be permently replaced with Worst Ensemble Cast. That covers more ground and then it makes more sense when entire casts are considered worthy of being razzed.

PS: Uwe Boll for Worse Career ... justice is served! He's not getting away from us this time. Now, it's just a matter of me having to choose: Who will to vote for more, Boll or Seltzerberg?

Overall your nominations are not bad -- Each of the nominees deserves to be on the list. However I think that the Razzie® Members forgot others that needed to be there! Films like Get Smart, One Missed Call, Shutter, Made of Honor, The Strangers, You Don't Mess with the Zohan, 10.000 B.C, and Mirrors. I mean, those films had to be there!!!

Maybe you should add more nominees. I'm serious, many of these films are worse than The happening, or other nominated ones there...

RESPONSE from Head RAZZberry: As I try to explain every year around this time, even we cannot dis-honor EVERY bad film that comes along. Every one of the titles you mentioned above did at least have a Forum discussion as a possible RAZZIE contender -- but in the end, none made the "final five" in any category. So while we agreee with you that the films you listed did suck, apparently our Voting Members didn't feel they sucked enough to wind up being actual nominees...

That's an okay list of nominations.  You were able to avoid punches from the internet bloggers, but your snubbing of 10,000 B.C., Saw V, and High School Musical 3 among others will leave some people questioning your judgment.  However, you did get some respect with Sylvester Stallone being absent from the final ballot (a lot of people were annoyed when they saw him on the preliminary ballot).  Your grip on The Day the Earth Stood Still and Speed Racer loosened despite traces of those films being on the ballot.  Uwe Boll, Mike Myers, and Seltzerberg should be in for a beating when the awards take place in about a month.

I am however, disappointed with your counterparts at the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.  Everyone's pissed seeing that The Dark Knight isn't nominated for Best Picture.  I'm kinda surprised that Sally Hawkins didn't get nominated for Best Actress and Bruce Springsteen's "The Wrestler" didn't get nominated for Best Song.  They lost respect while you guys did not.

Gee, I thought the Oscars were supposed to be about quality, not ratings. Oh, and The Dark Knight received 8 nominations, a fact that most of the Dark Knight fanboys seemed to have missed.

As for the Razzies, Tom Cruise was truly horrible in Valkyrie, worse than Al Pacino and Mark Wahlberg.