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    Posted: June 28 2009 at 3:10pm

Rambo in drag? Now there is something even I might pay to see...

John Rambo: Drag Queen...yup...that has a ring to it.

For better or worse, dEd, I think you have just revived the series!!!

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Post Options Post Options   Quote dEd Grimley Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 29 2009 at 2:27am
Ummm... well, I can pretend I meant it that way, and not dragged as in forced...
But it would be an improvement.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote saturnwatcher Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 11 2009 at 5:17am

It's official folks! Rambo V got the greenlight earlier this week...let the speculation end and the razzing begin. Read all about it here:

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=58909

If you don't die laughing reading the synopsis, the film will almost certainly finish you off with the gales of laughter it will evoke. There is evidently some question as to which of the two plotlines is authentic, but one thing is certain...there WILL be a Rambo V.

UPDATE: After doing a little further research, the "beast" plotline described in the article above IS evidently authentic, or at least pretty close to what Stallone is planning. Polish up several trophies, Head Razz...the vote won't even be close.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote saturnwatcher Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 11 2009 at 6:20am

I've been searching around trying to convince myself that the "beast" plotline is an internet hoax, but here are a couple of more links that tend to cast doubt on that suspicion and authenticate the proposed plotline:

http://www.filmofilia.com/2009/09/08/rambo-5-the-savage-hunt /

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/42256

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Sylvester-Stallone-Talks-Ramb o-V-The-Savage-Hunt-121156.shtml

Is it too much to hope that if this is real, there will be a scene featuring John Rambo and Sara Palin taking pot shots at the beast out of a helicopter?

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As news of this sweeps around the internet, the amazing thing is that Stallone fans are evidently buying into it. One poster on IMBD offered that he/she wouldn't care if Rambo fought a dinosaur. But consider the implications of the plotline: A dangerous beast is on the loose, heading for civilization; a beast capable of single handedly wiping out an entire special forces team. The only hope for humanity is geriatric John Rambo and his hunting partner. From where I sit, humanity is screwed.
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As bad as "Rambo 5" might be, if it ever comes to be, I'm more considered about Stallone's next film, "The Expendables", the one where he put together a who's who cast of action movie stars, and there's not a good actor among them.

I mean, let's look at this cast: Stallone himself, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lungren, Eric Boberts, Randy Couture (yes, the UFC Fighter), Steve Austin (yes, the WWE Wrestler), Mickey Rourke (way, to follow-up an Oscar nod role, Mick!), Bruce Willis, and Ar-nold! If that doesn't bring about a new Razzie catagory of Worst Ensemble Cast, I don't know what will!

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Post Options Post Options   Quote saturnwatcher Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 12 2009 at 1:08pm
The Expendables does figure to be pretty bad. Rambo 5 is set to begin production as soon as The Expendables is wrapped.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote dEd Grimley Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 12 2009 at 1:23pm
I don't like that he's making a movie called "The Expendables" and not having it be about every horror movie that comes out these days.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Michaels Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 12 2009 at 2:44pm

Originally posted by dEd Grimley

I don't like that he's making a movie called "The Expendables" and not having it be about every horror movie that comes out these days.

You mean like a studio head who rejects remakes of horror movies? Nope, no one would believe it.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote TaRaN-RoD Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 16 2010 at 11:34am
I can't wait to see ''The Expendables'' it is the movie that I'm the most impatient for 2010! But Rambo 5 I'm really not sure of the quality, so I won't acclaim it too fast as I'm doing for every Sly's movies except The Specialist, Rambo 2 and 3, Rocky 4, Avenging Angelo, D-Tox and Italian Stallion that are big, real pieces of s**t!

BUT... every, EVERY actors once played in a real piece of crap! Except Dustin Hoffman, who is the actors with probably the best carrer achivement! (But... I didn't see ALL his movies)
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Post Options Post Options   Quote saturnwatcher Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 16 2010 at 4:47pm
Originally posted by TaRaN-RoD

I can't wait to see ''The Expendables'' it is the movie that I'm the most impatient for 2010!
 
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BUT... every, EVERY actors once played in a real piece of crap! Except Dustin Hoffman, who is the actors with probably the best carrer achivement! (But... I didn't see ALL his movies)
 
Granted, every actor out there appears in something once in awhile that accomplishes little more than reminding everyone that he/she isn't taking the great dirt bath or is locked away somewhere in rehab. The problem is, Stallone has made a career of peddling crap.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote TaRaN-RoD Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 16 2010 at 5:21pm
Man... stop this, you're just laugable! Stallone, made just craps??? It's just jealousy!

And the thing is that I know why you guys hate Stallone so much... Because he was one of the highest paid actors in 80's! This is funny to see, but pathetic! Stallone has at least a name and not a oridinary name but a name known by the entire world! Stallone achieved a lot of things in his life and I don't think that he really cares about your stupid opinion about him!

The same thing for Kevin Costner, you guys hate him because he too had a big name!

You'd more credible if you've more nominated and made win some REAL crapy actors like Ben Affleck, Christian Bale, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steven Seagal, Chuck Norris or JCVD! This would have been more credible!

Stallone winner of the worst actor of the century, and Costner nominated for... this is just laugable!

But at least, the two last Stallone's masterpieces (Rocky Balboa and Rambo) weren't nominated to any Razzie, for this my respect for your awards growed up and is continuing growing up because New Moon and 2012 are in the list of possible nominations for the next Razzie Awards!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote saturnwatcher Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 16 2010 at 5:24pm

Rocky Balboa and the most recent Rambo movie were masterpieces? And you are calling us laughable?

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Post Options Post Options   Quote TaRaN-RoD Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 16 2010 at 8:41pm
Originally posted by saturnwatcher

Rocky Balboa and the most recent Rambo movie were masterpieces? And you are calling us laughable?



Sorry but Rocky Balboa at least was touching, inspiring, and really deep! I'm not shame to say it, but I almost cried in a lot of scenes and it's really rare that I cry in a movie! All the nostalgic moments are splendid! And Sly did an excellent job as an actor, even if you cannot recognize that!

And by the way, I noticed that you just make your point at this statement and on nothing else, is it because you have no argumentation and you know that all those attacks that Razzie have done to Sly all those years were totally free? I'm sure, yes!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote stallonefan1 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 02 2010 at 5:21am
Im sick of you people picking on Sly.He is an Amazing Actor and he has left us some of the most memorable characters in film history.Its funny that you nominate him for every role he plays but you leave out junk like Jamie Foxx who cant act his way out of a paper bag and people with no talent whatsoever.I hope he continues to make movies just to piss you off and you can nominate him ten billion times cuz hes laughing all the way to the bank with millions of dollars and youre making what $5.50 hr???
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Michaels Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 02 2010 at 11:21am
Really, Jamie Fox? The man who did a flawless performance as Ray Charles, can't act his way out of a paper bag? You people seriously need to find better examples of bad actors if you're going to compare them to the Sly Guy. You're really not helping your agruement by bad mouthing the likes of Jamie Fox or Christian Bale.
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