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HeadRAZZBerry
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Topic: Horrific...or Just Horrible???Posted: October 04 2005 at 6:18am |
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It's a remake of something that wasn't that good to begin with -- But is it a RAZZIE® Contender?? JOIN THE DISCUSSION...
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deadguy76
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Posted: October 11 2005 at 6:28pm |
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It's not a horror movie, it's a slasher. With pretty girls running around scared and the young guy running around with his shirt off.
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SchumacherH8ter
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Posted: March 12 2012 at 6:01pm |
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Wow, this is only the second comment for this.
The good: Rachel Nichols: She's hot and the only actual scare happens during her scene. Melissa George: She's, also, hot and performance is good. The bad: Jesse James: James is annoying as George's son and Ryan Reynolds' step-son. He has a perpetual stick up his ass and you'll just wanna throttle him. Jimmy Bennett: This bastard again. Before he annoyed me in Orphan and Poseidon and Vits in No Ordinary Family, he starred in this as James' brother. The ugly: The jump-scares: One of the cheapest tricks a horror movie can pull is a jump-scare. The Amityville Horror runs almost exclusively runs on jump-scares. All of the Platinum Dunes movies rely on them. Ryan Reynolds: Ryan Renolds in a horror movie is a bad idea. Remember Blade: Trinity? While it's not as bad a bet as Reynolds in a comic book movie (Green Lantern, Wolverine, the aforemented Blade: Trinity) his acting in this is terrible. He hampers his performance from the start by playing him as a sociapath at the beginning of the movie. This makes his transformation into a killer less shocking. As crappy as this movie was, it was better than the original. Grade: C- Next-up: Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning!
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jesse685
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Posted: March 12 2012 at 6:37pm |
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SchumacherH8ter, I think you forgot that Jimmy Bennett was also in Evan Almighty and Shorts.
Only the third comment for this, good lord!
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SchumacherH8ter
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Posted: March 12 2012 at 8:08pm |
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He was annoying in Evan Almighty and I've never seen Shorts.
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Posted: March 13 2012 at 11:45am |
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Will you be able to do a future review of it please?
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