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    Posted: July 17 2005 at 8:04am

I had been considering having my own awards show and sending a copy to the Razzies. This was going to have all new catergories not featured anywhere else, and they were going to be incredibly funny and bitingly sarcastic. Here are some of the catergories:

"That's true art" award for best nude scene.

"Fire your agent" award for biggest waste of talent.

"Eat some food award" for most anorexic actress.

"Nepotism" award for... well, nepotism. some nominees would include Sophia Coppola, Ashley Judd, Bryce Dallas Howard, etc.

"M.I.L.F." award for hottest female actress with children. nominees would include: Kate Hudson, Kate Winslet, Catherine Zeta-Jones, etc.

I can come up with stuff like this all day, let me know if you ever need a new columnist.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote HeadRAZZBerry Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 21 2005 at 6:43am

Actually, we DO have a New Category in mind for 2005: Most Tiresome Tabloid Target or Twosome, contenders for which already include Tom & Katie, Brad & Angelina, Paris & Her Mom, Paris & Paris, Lindsay Lohan, and cetera, and cetera...

Feel free to suggest Other Worthy Choices...

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Can you PLEEZ add Britney and Kevin to yer list. Maybe they didn't make a movie in 2005, but boy am I (and everyone I know) sick-and-tired of seeing their ugly mugs all over everyplace!!!
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   Man oh MAN, WTF is your PROBLEM with Angelina, anyway ? And don't tell me you "feel sorry" for Jennifer Aniston ...also, who would you "pair" with Lindsay, anyway, if you're including her in this "category" ?
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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 23 2005 at 8:44pm

Originally posted by StinkersRule

   Man oh MAN, WTF is your PROBLEM with Angelina, anyway ? And don't tell me you "feel sorry" for Jennifer Aniston ...also, who would you "pair" with Lindsay, anyway, if you're including her in this "category" ?
How about her ridiculous bleach blonde dye-job? Lindsey what were you thinking? You were a unique (and smokin' hot) looking redhead. Now you look like every single other blonde who has appeared in the history of cinema.

Oh yeah, and lay off the crystal meth, you're losing too much weight. Especially in the chest area.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Hypno Toad Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 30 2005 at 1:20pm
Originally posted by deadguy76

Originally posted by StinkersRule

   Man oh MAN, WTF is your PROBLEM with Angelina, anyway ? And don't tell me you "feel sorry" for Jennifer Aniston ...also, who would you "pair" with Lindsay, anyway, if you're including her in this "category" ?
How about her ridiculous bleach blonde dye-job? Lindsey what were you thinking? You were a unique (and smokin' hot) looking redhead. Now you look like every single other blonde who has appeared in the history of cinema.

Oh yeah, and lay off the crystal meth, you're losing too much weight. Especially in the chest area.

I'm not even going to touch the issue of Lindsay's weight loss (makes me sad). But I believe that the reason she dyed her hair blond is because she's starring as Meryl Streep's daughter in Robert Altman's A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 31 2005 at 10:12am
Yeah but she didn't even try to make it look natural. She looks like a 2nd rate supporting member of Baywatch.
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I always thought " Best performance in a bad movie" would be good. I nominate Michael Chiklis in FANTASTIC FOUR...

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote HeadRAZZBerry Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 08 2005 at 7:55am

Dear Stinkers Rule: The title for the new category we were discussing is Most Tiresome Tabloid Target OR Twosome, meaning you don't have to be paired with anyone to qualify. And since Lindsay Lohan, all by her own, lonesome, anorexic self has generated WAY Too Much Ink this year, she makes the (preliminary) list...

BTW: My favorite "twosome" for this category is now Tom Cruise and...Scientology!!!

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Post Options Post Options   Quote #1-Movie-Fan! Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 12 2005 at 7:06am

Like I already posted ELSEWHERE on this Forum, here's my feedback for 2005:

Technically, isn't EVERYTHING released so far in 2005 a remake, sequel or outright RIP-OFF of something else?? Maybe this year, you should SKIP Worst Picture and list TEN nominees for WORST REMAKE OR SEQUEL instead!!

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Yo, #1-Movie-Fan -- I saw elsewhere on this Forum that you wanted to know why Worst Horror Film (for which there's at least 12 or more possible nominees EVERY year!) isn't already a Razzie category...I GOTTA AGREE!!!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 12 2005 at 7:51pm
Originally posted by Sanndman228715

I always thought " Best performance in a bad movie" would be good. I nominate Michael Chiklis in FANTASTIC FOUR...

 

How about a special "Good Actor/Actress, Lousy Movie" category? So far I'd like to nominate Naomi Watts for THE RING 2 and my future wife: Rachel Wiesz for CONSTANTINE.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote HeadRAZZBerry Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 19 2005 at 2:55am

Actually, Best Performance in a BAD Movie sounds like something Those Other Gize (The Oscars®) should maybe deal with. Saying a movie sucked but a performance didn't seems ALIEN to the whole concept of The RAZZIES®...

BUT FEEL FREE TO KEEP TRYING TO PERSUADE ME

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I have a good idea: Worst Dialogue Line in a Movie. I know Screenplay kinda covers this, but we really could use an example of how bad it is. Or, better yet, maybe we should start compiling lists of the Worst like the AFI does.

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Originally posted by #1-Film Freak!!

Yo, #1-Movie-Fan -- I saw elsewhere on this Forum that you wanted to know why Worst Horror Film (for which there's at least 12 or more possible nominees EVERY year!) isn't already a Razzie category...I GOTTA AGREE!!!

I would have to call this a moot point, because if you browse the horror section over at Blockbuster, you'll find, at the very least, 12 Razzie winners. Horror movies are doomed to B-ish quality anyway, which is, actually, where they get their charm. (Note: Some people consider SILENCE OF THE LAMBS an Oscar-winning horror movie (quite oxymoronic, really) when it is more of a suspense/thriller).

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Originally posted by Frigidus

I have a good idea: worst line in a movie. I know Screenplay kinda covers this, but we really could use an example of how bad it is. Or, better yet, maybe we should start compiling lists of the Worst like the AFI does.

I'll nominate Keanu Reeves' line: "I'm John Constantine, a$$hole."

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