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    Posted: March 17 2006 at 12:46pm
Annapolis

If this movie was weather, it would be drizzle.


CHALLENGE:  Pick a movie and using it, fill in the blanks.
"If this movis was _______,  ________."

See if yours can be funny unlike the drizzle joke.

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If this Razzie movie was an action movie it would be called "Napoleon Blown-apart!"
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Larry the Cable Guy:  Health Inspector

If this movie was an alternative to food poisioning, I'd take the food poisioning.  Dead
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Constantine

If this movie was a Japanese food it would be Tofu, it sounds nice but when you try it it's bland and tasteless.

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Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)

If this movie was a toilet...it would be permanently clogged...
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If Larry the Cable Guy and a certain Razzie winner joined forces...the movie would be called Health Inspector PART 6!!!
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Let me do better on this one

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)

If this movie was a toilet...it would be backing up ALL the time...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote MJ Narcy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 31 2006 at 9:29am
Originally posted by Razzilla

Let me do better on this one

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972)

If this movie was a toilet...it would be backing up ALL the time...


I'd just replace that toilet.  Dead
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I wouldn't see that movie again if I lost a bet...
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Slither:

If this movie were a folk singer it would "Blob" Dylan

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XXX: State of the Union

If this movie were a british spy movie it's main character would be called James Bland

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Disney's "The Wild"

If this movie was the movie you've seen this week, you could have bought "Madagascar" for half the price you dumbCensored!

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Xanadu

If this movie was a singer...it would be WING...
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You mean this Wing?

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Disney's "Hercules"

If this movie is the actual story of Hercules, I'm the blinking king of England.  Ermm
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 01 2006 at 3:09am
Originally posted by deadguy76

You mean this Wing?




I think the real Wing sounds better...not by much mind you...
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