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    Posted: May 07 2009 at 4:11am
Originally posted by Michaels

Not only did you give away the end of the plot to THIS movies...but the plot of EVERY slasher movie ever made!

Ha! See, there's where you're wrong!

Most of the other slashers don't have killers named Jason!

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The real difference in slasher movies is what do they wear on their face? A Hockey mask? a mask made of skin? a... whatever Michael Myers wears? Freddy's face? Lindsay Lohan?
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Originally posted by dEd Grimley

The real difference in slasher movies is what do they wear on their face? A Hockey mask? a mask made of skin? a... whatever Michael Myers wears? Freddy's face? Lindsay Lohan?

Whatever Micahel Myers wears on his face? You mean the Original, or the Rob Zombie remake? In the original, it was a William Shatner mask, painted white, and with messed up hair... It was the best they could afford on their budget...

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K... Wasn't ever sure. Never paid that much attention. Wasn't all that in to Halloween.
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Originally posted by dEd Grimley

K... Wasn't ever sure. Never paid that much attention. Wasn't all that in to Halloween.

Halloween was one of the first movies I ever watched, and also stands as a great testament to what could be done on a shoestring budget... Fancy effects and billions of dollars aren't needed to captivate audiences... Sometimes all it takes is a White William Shatner mask... and a knife.

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I think a better movie might just be Shatner with a spoon. And he could be doing just about anything. As weird as that cat is these days, I'm sure he could be entertaining for 2 hours.
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Originally posted by dEd Grimley

I think a better movie might just be Shatner with a spoon. And he could be doing just about anything. As weird as that cat is these days, I'm sure he could be entertaining for 2 hours.

Spoons aren't interesting... Now, a large wooden Spork... THAT would be art.

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Originally posted by CriticalFrank

Spoons aren't interesting... Now, a large wooden Spork... THAT would be art.

Hey, remember, Alan Rickman was going to cut out Kevin Cosnter's heart out with a spoon in "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves". Because, you know, spoons are dull and it would take longer. But yes, a spork would be the perfect murder weapon for yet another slasher movie.

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Originally posted by Michaels

Originally posted by CriticalFrank

Spoons aren't interesting... Now, a large wooden Spork... THAT would be art.

Hey, remember, Alan Rickman was going to cut out Kevin Cosnter's heart out with a spoon in "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves". Because, you know, spoons are dull and it would take longer. But yes, a spork would be the perfect murder weapon for yet another slasher movie.

A spork as a murder weapon. That would make for a great movie, as long as it had enough sense to NOT take itself seriously... The right amount of humor in there, would make for some fun times... Especially if William Shatner was the killer.

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I dunno if I asked, but who's seen both American Psycho movies?... I don't really have to tell a joke, you'll start laughing if you've seen them both.
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Originally posted by dEd Grimley

I dunno if I asked, but who's seen both American Psycho movies?... I don't really have to tell a joke, you'll start laughing if you've seen them both.

I've seen both... sadly, I just watched the second one last night... That was seriously awful. I think Mila Kunis needs to kill her agent...

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That was a legendary "sequel." It should be mandatory viewing for all school children and nuns.
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Originally posted by dEd Grimley

That was a legendary "sequel." It should be mandatory viewing for all school children and nuns.

To scare them away from all sequels ever?

To teach them why Mila Kunis' agent needs to be shot?

Just because school children and nuns are evil, and thus deserve that kind of punishment?

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Originally posted by CriticalFrank

Originally posted by dEd Grimley

I dunno if I asked, but who's seen both American Psycho movies?... I don't really have to tell a joke, you'll start laughing if you've seen them both.

I've seen both... sadly, I just watched the second one last night... That was seriously awful. I think Mila Kunis needs to kill her agent...

See, that's reason number one why I think the Razzies should add DVD released movies to the ballots. Maybe we can do cross promotion with Netflicks?

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Originally posted by CriticalFrank

Originally posted by dEd Grimley

That was a legendary "sequel." It should be mandatory viewing for all school children and nuns.


To scare them away from all sequels ever?


To teach them why Mila Kunis' agent needs to be shot?


Just because school children and nuns are evil, and thus deserve that kind of punishment?



Yep.
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Originally posted by dEd Grimley



Yep.

Ok, had to make sure I got that one on the nose.

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