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    Posted: October 19 2005 at 10:07am
You know you're watching a Razzie movie when...the bomb squad invades the theater.
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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You know you're watching a Razzie movie when...you start feeling sorry for the entire video game industry...
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Posts: 862 		Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 20 2005 at 8:53am
You know you're watching a Razzie movie when...even Al Qaeda doesn't want to claim responsibility for the screenplay.
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Posts: 862 		Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 01 2005 at 1:43pm
If the leading actor dies just days before the premiere...and you think HE'S the lucky one...you have just watched a Razzie movie...

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Posts: 905 		Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 03 2005 at 7:04pm
You know you're watching a Razzie movie when your stock broker calls you, and not only tells you to dump the stock you own in the studio that financed it, but to make like Oliver North and shred all the evidence!
"Woody Allen, whatever his failings, does not make movies for morons. Most directors do. Of course, most directors are morons."

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Posts: 862 		Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 04 2005 at 11:20pm
You know you're watching a Razzie movie when...the USHERS don't show up, even when offered triple pay...
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Posts: 109 		Post Options Post Options   Quote #1-Film Freak!! Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 15 2005 at 1:38am
You know you're watching a Razzie Movie when...you'd rather be home watching the Reality TV Channel than what's on screen!
Nobody LUVS movies more than ME!
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Posts: 905 		Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 15 2005 at 3:28pm
Originally posted by #1-Film Freak!!

You know you're watching a Razzie Movie when...you'd rather be home watching the Reality TV Channel than what's on screen!
That's one awesomely bad movie.
"Woody Allen, whatever his failings, does not make movies for morons. Most directors do. Of course, most directors are morons."

- Joe Queenan

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Posts: 12 		Post Options Post Options   Quote PhotoTJ Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 22 2005 at 9:27am
You know you're watching a Razzie Movie when...the phrase, 'Straight to Video' leaps unbidden into your head!
If the Jamacan pirates don't get ya, it'll be the cold embrace of the sea. And that's no lovers kiss.
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Posts: 133 		Post Options Post Options   Quote JoBloMovieGoer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 30 2005 at 7:18am
You know you're watching a RAZZIE Movie when: You not only think the lead actress should have her recent Oscar rescinded, but you'd like to actually take The Academy Award and BOP HER ON THE HEAD WITH IT!
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Posts: 905 		Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 01 2005 at 6:48pm
You know you're watching a Razzie Movie when Dr. Kevorkian is released from prison to "assist" the film makers in their demise!
"Woody Allen, whatever his failings, does not make movies for morons. Most directors do. Of course, most directors are morons."

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Posts: 905 		Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 02 2005 at 7:03pm
You know you're watching a Razzie movie when the Surgeon General issues a warning that your IQ will drop 10 points if you watch this film!
"Woody Allen, whatever his failings, does not make movies for morons. Most directors do. Of course, most directors are morons."

- Joe Queenan

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Posts: 4551 		Post Options Post Options   Quote HeadRAZZBerry Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 05 2005 at 8:42am
You Know You're Watching a RAZZIE Movie When: It features more than half-a-dozen well-known actors...and it's a VAMPIRE Movie!
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Posts: 2 		Post Options Post Options   Quote Fiber Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 06 2005 at 10:56am

You know that it's a Razzie Movie when...there's only the rating of one critic about the movie in a magazine ad, and it's good !!!!

(Real Life experience with BATTLEFIELD EARTH)
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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadgy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 08 2005 at 9:29pm
Originally posted by Fiber

You know that it's a Razzie Movie...when there's only the rating of one critic about the movie in a magazine ad, and it's good !!!!

(Real Life experience with BATTLEFIELD EARTH)

That's nothing. GIGLI got a whole two quotes from critics!
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Posts: 109 		Post Options Post Options   Quote #1-Film Freak!! Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 13 2005 at 5:36am
...it was made only to impress critics and awards societies -- And even THEY aren't impressed! (See: "Memoirs of a Geisha")
Nobody LUVS movies more than ME!
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