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    Posted: May 27 2009 at 8:34am
When the director/producer finally took so much abuse from an egomaniac during production that you walk off the set and say to him..."if you think you can do better with this film...go right ahead without me"...and further regrets doing it during the premiere...

"Hammersmith Is Out" sort of rings a bell...as a prime example...  Ustinov was the egomaniac referenced here...
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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You know you're watching a razzie movie when, along with a ticket stub, you're given a self-destruct button.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 14 2009 at 12:50pm
If they use disappearing ink on your stub knowing that you're going to be demanding a refund...
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Michaels Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 14 2009 at 2:04pm
You know it's a Razzie movie when you say to the ticketmaster that you want to sneak into it, but you want to pay for a good movie, just so the Razzie won't make any money off of you ... and the ticketmaster replies "Dude, I do not blame you!".
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Post Options Post Options   Quote CriticalFrank Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 14 2009 at 4:49pm

There are too many posts in this topic to know if I am being original here (lack of desire to read through all 50 pages of posts)...

You know it is a razzie film when you buy your ticket, they don't offer concessions, instead they offer Cyanide pills and "Special Kool-aid"

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 16 2009 at 11:31am
If Charo smuggles a chihuahua on board a plane and tries to pass it off as a seeing eye dog...
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote dEd Grimley Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 16 2009 at 11:42am
If you go to see a movie, and afterwards walk out and say, "Well that wasn't very good at all," you might be a redneck... er... Just watched a Larry the Cable Guy movie.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 17 2009 at 8:53pm
If you boycott the Academy Awards because Larry's movies were screwed out of Best Picture contention...you ARE a redneck...



The cast's acting abilities were so wooden that...from the screams coming out of the screening...the manager thinks he's running a lumberjack camp instead of a movie theater...
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote dEd Grimley Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 18 2009 at 8:19am
If you like Larry's movies, you probably don't get TV reception where you live. I'm pretty sure the signal doesn't reach the sewers.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 07 2009 at 2:16pm
You'd rather get stuck on a bus with no AC in the middle of summer in Las Vegas than see another minute of the movie...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote sportsartist24 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 09 2009 at 4:25pm
probably if you're still in Vegas, you can at least just imagine a girl's skirt/dress get caught in a car door and then immediately ripped off.
The Mormons were'nt really popular in the beginning, they're now becoming more popular, even in Hollywood.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 28 2009 at 12:52pm
You're constantly looking around for Allen Funt...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Michaels Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 29 2009 at 2:37am
You wonder if the names in the credits are real names, or just made up names to hide the cast's and crew's shame.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote dEd Grimley Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 29 2009 at 6:40am
"Wow... Alan Smithee did EVERYTHING in this movie?"

But Nic Cage and Kevin Costner were in the movie, and they allowed their real names to be used.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Michaels Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 29 2009 at 9:07am

Originally posted by dEd Grimley

"Wow... Alan Smithee did EVERYTHING in this movie?"

But Nic Cage and Kevin Costner were in the movie, and they allowed their real names to be used.

A serious case of cronic denial perhaps?

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 02 2009 at 4:43am
Upon seeing the "historic" film...you wish the same result would happen...but to everyone involved with the film...
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