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    Posted: November 16 2009 at 2:22pm
You know you're watching a Razzie movie if you would rather walk into a crowd of rabid Twilight fangirls and yell "TWILIGHT SUCKS!" really loud.

They may be obsessed enough to kill you...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote movieman Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 12 2009 at 6:31am
You click on the "Awards" link on its IMDB page and all you see listed are
Razzies.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 27 2009 at 6:12pm
The projectionist is seen running towards a garbage truck with the reels screaming "TAKE THIS FILM...PLEASE"...and the garbage men refuse to take it...
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 22 2010 at 6:59pm
The best actor in the film was William Shatner...Ouch
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote cartman1337 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 25 2010 at 1:51pm
You know you're watching a Bad Movie when you and your buddies start screaming insults at the screen (to survive the agony) and nobody in the (packed) theater cares or complains about it...
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You know you're watchin'a bad movie when there's more than one hit in the crotch,but one's alright.You'll most likely see this in a kiddie movie,which could or not be directed by Brian Levant.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote MJ Narcy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 17 2010 at 10:11am
Originally posted by Vits

You know you're watchin'a bad movie when there's more than one hit in the crotch,but one's alright.You'll most likely see this in a kiddie movie,which could or not be directed by Brian Levant.


That sounds like America's Funniest Home Videos: The Movie
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 25 2010 at 4:19am
Your virtuoso performance on the vuvuzela is more interesting than the movie itself...  

When the theater manager comes in to "throw you out"...he starts using his own -- thanking you for selling it to him in the parking lot!  
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Post Options Post Options   Quote BurnHollywoodBurn Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 26 2010 at 2:43pm
You know it's a Razzie worthy movie, when the movie still hasn't been screened for critics yet ... four weeks after it's been released!
The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 14 2010 at 1:55pm
Jack Soo delivers the best performance...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote BurnHollywoodBurn Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 16 2010 at 3:35pm
... You realize the commericals and trailers were more entertaining than the actual movie!
The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 01 2010 at 7:32am
Aren't they all???
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Post Options Post Options   Quote BurnHollywoodBurn Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 02 2010 at 11:32am
Touche!  

Originally posted by Razzilla

Aren't they all???
 
The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 25 2011 at 2:18pm
You know it's a Razzie worthy movie, when: You'd rather go to a Rebecca Black songfest on a Friday night than watch the rest of the film...  

Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote saturnwatcher Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 25 2011 at 2:27pm
You know it's a Razzie worthy movie, when: You'd rather attend an Uwe Boll film festival than watch the movie!  
Nine times out of ten, in art as in life, there is no truth to be discovered, only an error to be exposed.--H.L. Menken
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 06 2011 at 3:56am
Here's one: To make it big in Hollywood...you have to do the following two things: 

Get a bottle in front of you AND get a frontal lobotomy!  
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