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    Posted: July 21 2005 at 1:59am

My all time favorite "You Know It's a RAZZIE® Movie Joke" goes:

"You know you're watching a RAZZIE® Movie when... it's showing on an airplane... and you STILL think about walking out!"

CHALLENGE: Come up with MORE...  FUNNIER...  and/or NASTIER  Bad Movie Jokes...

Okay, everyone, put your lips together:


Ready... 


Set...

BLOW!  

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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 21 2005 at 4:23pm
You know you're watching a Razzie Movie when: You go to the box office and ask for the two hours of your life back (The money is a distant second)...
"Woody Allen, whatever his failings, does not make movies for morons. Most directors do. Of course, most directors are morons."

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Post Options Post Options   Quote BooBerry Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 21 2005 at 5:52pm

You know you're watching a Razzie Movie when: Even if you've snuck into the theater, you still demand your money back afterwards!

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Post Options Post Options   Quote BooBerry Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 21 2005 at 5:54pm
You know you're watching a Razzie Movie when: After it's over you say to yourself, "Wow, and the best part of that was Vin Diesel's performance!"
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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 23 2005 at 8:27pm

You know you're watching a Razzie Movie when: You have the option of finishing the movie or drinking latex paint. The paint option is starting to look good!

"I would rather drink latex paint than be in a movie with Steven Segal." - Henry Rollins

"Woody Allen, whatever his failings, does not make movies for morons. Most directors do. Of course, most directors are morons."

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Frigidus Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2005 at 2:52pm

You know you're watching a Razzie Movie when: You start to cry, not because of the poignant story, but due to the bad acting.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote HeadRAZZBerry Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 08 2005 at 12:46am
"You know you're watching a RAZZIE® Movie when: There's a CRYING BABY in the audience...and the Baby's lines are more interesting than what the actors on screen are saying!"
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You know you're watching a bad movie when you long for the thespian skills of Pauly Shore
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Post Options Post Options   Quote JoeBacon Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 09 2005 at 9:54pm
You get on your cell phone, call a friend and complain about the movie
like everyone else in the theater!
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"You know you're watching a RAZZIE® Movie when...you see John Waters in the audience getting sick to his stomach."
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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 18 2005 at 7:06pm
You know you're watching a bad movie when nobody even bought the bootleg DVD at the swap meet!
"Woody Allen, whatever his failings, does not make movies for morons. Most directors do. Of course, most directors are morons."

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You know you're in a Razzie movie when you start demanding they rerun the ads and dump the movie (& the trailers too!)!!!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 20 2005 at 7:17pm
You know you're watching a Razzie Movie when the director holds a press conference as "Alan Smithee" behind bullet-proof glass!
"Woody Allen, whatever his failings, does not make movies for morons. Most directors do. Of course, most directors are morons."

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Post Options Post Options   Quote kendan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 20 2005 at 10:39pm
You know its Razzie when you have trouble leaving because it SUCKS!!Angry
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Post Options Post Options   Quote HeadRAZZBerry Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 24 2005 at 6:02am
You KNOW you're watching a RAZZIE® Movie when...the only "critic" quoted in the newspaper ads is...LARRY KING  !!!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 26 2005 at 6:48pm

You know you're watching a Razzie movie when you cringe in horror... and it's a NUDE scene!

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005461.html

"Woody Allen, whatever his failings, does not make movies for morons. Most directors do. Of course, most directors are morons."

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