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    Posted: March 14 2006 at 8:14am

hahahahahaha!!! good one Princess! skank couldnt act her way out of a paper bag!!! maybe she could if she f**ked her way out, that's her only talent, if that. But the expressionless eyes are a great deal of a turn off! Show me sexy! albaTROSS is a fat, ugly cow face with the attitude that she's the next Scarlet Johanson!!!!

JessiSCUM ( thanks above! ) get OVER YOURSELF! and all of you who think that bird-faced fatso is hot, get a pair of glasses PLEASE!

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Post Options Post Options   Quote YOES Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 16 2006 at 11:40am

Come on! Why are you talking about the physical appearance? It is about acting don't you think? Jessica Alba is a beautiful and exotic woman.That's my opinion and the opinion of 2 MILLIONS OF MEN (ASKMEN.COM). You are jealous of her!

So let's discuss about her movies that is the aim. She should work more and more in order to be a better actress and choose better roles. But she does not deserve the BLUE RAZZberry.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 16 2006 at 9:10pm
Aside from Sin City what has she done that's been so great? She's just a pretty face making crappy movies. I prefer quality over quantity.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote cokemonkey Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 18 2006 at 3:25am

SHE DOES DESERVE A RAZZIE FOR BEING A TALENTLESS DOE EYED DOG BECAUSE

HER DANCE IN SIN CITY WAS AN IDIOT PARADE---> GOLDIE SHOULD HAVE DONE IT!

WHO CARES WHAT ASKMEN.COM SAYS? THESE ARE OUR OPINIONS, YOES!!!!!!! AND THE ONLY REASON US GUYS LIKE HER IS BECAUSE OF HER ( I GUESS ) INNOCENT FACE TO BRING HOME TO MOM. GET OVER THE TALENTLESS THING. GIVE ME CARMEN ELECTRA AND AMY SMART ANY DAY!

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Post Options Post Options   Quote NotoriousBadBoy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 18 2006 at 7:48am
you're right, coke monkey, she deserves the Razzie because of her sh*tty, talentless show she puts on in her films! she is an utter joke, and again, NO I AM NOT GAY i just do NOT think she is attractive.  That face? a 4 year old girl ! what are you perv pedophiles???!!!! get over her, and hell yea Goldie would have been a better more TALENTED stripper! not to mention HOTTER!! i like real blondes too, and her extensions made her look more fake and cheap than she already is. Her "acting" ? an utter thespian abortion joke
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Post Options Post Options   Quote THANK YOU NANCY!!! Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 19 2006 at 2:33am

everyone only cares about her ( alright ) looks, which is fine, if your a pediphile. all her "movies" were painful and inane....exactly like her acting! and, as some idiot mentioned on page 2, shes "master thespian" which makes me laugh out loud! and that last comment ( from Notroious badboy -PS GOOD ONE!! ) pretty much said it all..... GET OVER HER!!

give me jolie and joss stone!!!!  hey at least their tight and thin...

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Post Options Post Options   Quote hahahahaha! Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 20 2006 at 3:29am

yes she deserves a razzie because her acting is atrocious! why cant peeps see that? its not about her looks witch ARE overrated, see--

http://www.themovieblog.com/archives/2005/10/is_jessica_alba _overrated.html

just click on it......youll see.. and again, its not about her looks, its about how crappy her acting is

jessica alba is a sorry excuse for a 1) stripper who dosent take her clothes off with a heart of gold ( GOLDIE should have been the stripper!!mmmmm!! ) 2) the slutty thief in a bikini and 3) the annoying invisible skank- like she minded becomming half nude in public randomly! and lets not forget #4) a chunky moron mutant in dark angel. peeps, lets not forget about the REAL actresses-- Zeta-jones, Johansen, Portman, the Hawns!!! mm :) jess gets the razzie for being the worst actress in history!

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Post Options Post Options   Quote no way Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 20 2006 at 8:19am

she deserves the razzie thes the worst actress in the world!

alright i get it, shes the hottest thing since since porno. no shes a joke, she cant act for shizzle and i live in south beach so YEAH ive SEEN BETTER !!!! sorry to disappoint all  you jessical alba worshippers, but shes just scum filled with what peeps think is hotness and class.. no way!! give me carmen electra or heidi klum anyday! what areyou peeps pedophiles???!!!!

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Post Options Post Options   Quote me! Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 22 2006 at 7:15am
hahahahaha!!!! i saw that site and its so tru!!!!!!!! give her the razzie she knows WHAT she is, and she knows shes just a psudo-virgin whos really a bigger haggard skank than pam anderson. someone shouold test her for hepititis
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Post Options Post Options   Quote FORMERFRIEND Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 23 2006 at 3:38am

i am not hating or anything you pricks think. i KNOW the REAL alba, and although her body and face make for a beauty, her personality makes her ugly as sin. she is a backstabber, liar and i HOPE WITH ALL MY HATE AND MIGHT SHE GETS CANCER, AIDS, HEPITITIS, ANYTHING THAT WILL SERVE HER HATEFUL SELF RIGHT. YES, I DO HATE HER, I HATE HER BECAUSE OF WHAT SHE DID TO ME. go ahead and say IM the evil one, say did she steal your man? NO because im a GAY GIRL and the one who all of you think is the f**king oracle need to grow the f**k up. i HATE HER AND AM PLACING ALL NEGATIVE VIBES SO SHE f**kING CRASHES AND BURNS

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Post Options Post Options   Quote AuntJemima Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 31 2006 at 3:38am
hey guys!! its me!! jessiskank albatross!!!! i know, i look EXACTLY like the pancake lady on the syrup bottles!!! thats me! as for my talent, i know got none cuz i dropped out of school to make myself famous for taking off all my clothes in movies, doing the directors to make SURE  i get the part, and then, after i play every talantless, whoreish role in the business, i take off my clothes, pose in hope ill be FHM's Sexiest Star, then i lost it to Scarlett Johansenn. so guess what guys? now im going to take off my clothes again and say im sick of being sexy! im sick of playing the whore, the horney secretary and the slutty maid! now its time for me to take my clothes off, yet again so i can ensure a role as a serious, talented actress who will be starring in romantic comedies and serious dramas. sh*t, whered my g string go?
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Post Options Post Options   Quote OVERDOSE Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 01 2006 at 1:44am

hahahahaha!!!! i love it! shes so f**kin stupid and talentless, lets not forget UGLY and CHUNKY!!! eh screw it, she'll probably catch hiv from all the pple she let pile drive her to land her "serious" parts, please, dont make me laugh damnit!!!!  oh yes one more thing: SHE IS THE WORST ACTRESS IN THE WORLD, NOT TO MENTION THE FUGLIEST! i too wish i could grab her bu the back of her fat neck and slam in onto a f**kin jagged rock.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote heehee!! Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 08 2006 at 4:29am
good one overdose!!!!
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i cant stop laughing!!!!! all thses comments rock, know why?? cuz shes a talentless thing that i wouldnt even peel off my pradas!!!! with rubber gloves dipped in CIPRO!!!!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote ladybird Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 19 2006 at 8:10am

How old are you people? Maybe your lobotomy can be reversed, if you ask the surgeon nicely. If these are your best arguments as to why she is a sh*t actress, then you're really reaching the bottom of the barrel. If you are missing some brain cells, don't post. It's just too painful to read.

I love Jessica and, yes, I think she is gorgeous. I love her in Dark Angel, but her movies leave a lot to be desired. I have not seen her in quite a few of them because they are not my type of movies, so there is no way I am watching them because they look and sound like crap.

Sin City is a brilliant movie, but her role was really not that great. She needs to choose her scripts more carefully and not take on any old crap thrown at her. And as for her not having expression in her eyes, have you people watched her in Dark Angel? You can't have, because her eyes are mirrors, and reflect everything...

For people that profess to hate her, you seem to be spending a massive amount of time discussing her  you know the old saying: "Hate is akin to love."

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Post Options Post Options   Quote ITbeast Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 19 2006 at 5:35pm

YO Razz: I did not know that Jessica had such a vivid and colorful fan club; The posts that some of these people put on here had me blushing!

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