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    Posted: September 22 2006 at 4:17am

THINK of HIM AS "JENNY BARBARINO," or "TONI MANNERO." YES, JOHN TRAVOLTA's COME a LONG WAY SINCE HIS HAYDAY as a MACHO YOOTon WELCOME BACK KOTTER and in SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER. BUT WILL HIS PROGRESS PROVE to be AMUSING...OR A DRAG?? FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR CAPTIONS BELOW...

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I AM the new Divine. And I'm prettier than that stuck up, dog crap eating BITCH, too!

 

P.S. HeadRAZZBerry! I am going to have NIGHTMARES for sure!

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Oh, my...

Mike Myers and Fat B@stard had a daughter? 

Divine would be furious at this casting...

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Dear Mr Kotter,

Please excuse Vinnie for being late today. He just came home from his sex change operation and now wants to be called Vanna.

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My God, this is what Scientology does to people? The horror...
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Hey, dearie, while we're at it, let's try and see if we can be able to practice those scales on that piano over there.

The Mormons were'nt really popular in the beginning, they're now becoming more popular, even in Hollywood.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 14 2007 at 9:47am


GRANDMA...what big RAZZIES you have...
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OK, you guys are being too tough on the man already! The movie didn't even come out and you're already judging him! It's just a movie!!! And you're judging him on how he looks in the picture. The critics are already raving about how good this movie is! Maybe you should see it before you judge! It's supposed to be comedy, and that's exactly what it is! He's supposed to look ridiculous! And if I remember correctly, Divine was also a man who played a woman for over 20 years, and no one said anything! 

Response from Head RAZZberry: Early word on HAIRSPRAY has been surprisingly good (it got Two Thumbs Up on EBERT & ROEPER this past weekend). But when we began this string, we had only the image of Travolta in drag, and his own claim that he wanted audiences to "believe it was a woman and not me" in the dress, to work from. And any sane evaluation of this photo would have to agree, you cannot ignore the fact that that's John Travolta in drag and not an actual woman playing Mrs. Turnblad. As for "no one" ever saying anything about Divine, he was a 1985 Worst Actor RAZZIE nominee for his drag performance in the Western parody LUST IN THE DUST (LINK)...

No, we don't call 'em 100% correctly...but then, who does?!?!?! 

 

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