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    Posted: March 20 2006 at 9:04am

LARRY THE CABLE GUY: HEALTH INSPECTOR

Okay, so he is kinda funny in those BLUE COLLAR COMEDY videos -- But building an entire film around a man whose longest routines run 6 minutes, and whose funniest jokes involve bodily functions?? Sounds to us like a new low in movie humor. At least it's not being released in Smell-o-Rama, but maybe Motion Picture Discomfort Bags should be provided for all patrons... 

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Under "Bad Movie Jokes"

Originally posted by MJ Narcy

You know you're watching a Razzie movie when the movie has a health inspector played by a guy you don't want anywhere near your food.

Larry the Cable Guy as a health inspector?  I think I'm going to be sick!  Dead

Correction!  I KNOW I'm going to be sick. 

Git-R-Done?  More like, Git-R-off-the-screen!

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 23 2006 at 1:38am
At least it will be cheaper than spending $85 for nosebleeds at his concerts...

Most of the time he is funny...but at others he should do a movie of his concert tours and receive a Razzie or two...

Still I can't believe a pig farmer turned comedian working as a health inspector...
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Larry the Cable Guy...Celebrity, motion picture star

George W. Bush...President of the U.S.

"Dead Eye" Dick Cheney...VP of the U.S.

 I want my country back!

 

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They're having a "consumer" screening tonight. I may crash because I wouldn't think of paying for it.
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Originally posted by messy-1

They're having a "consumer" screening tonight. I may crash because I wouldn't think of paying for it.


They're showing it for free?  I think that's too expensive to see this piece of Censored!  Maybe they should pay us $1 million instead.
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For more info on LARRY (including Credits, Reviews and a LINK to Watch the Trailer) CLICK HERE...
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Originally posted by HeadRAZZBerry

For more info on LARRY (including Credits, Reviews and a LINK to Watch the Trailer) CLICK HERE...


Why?  The motto says all you need to know.  "They'll give anyone a badge."
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If this movie was a dog they would have to Git-R-fixed...

I was expecting a little bit more out of this movie...not MUCH more...but a little more... Could he probably be the worst new star for 2006...even though he did those Blue Collar Comedy Tour movies???

It didn't surpass The Pink Panther in badness though...and I don't forsee ANYTHING that will...
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Where does the money come from to finance this dreck?

WHERE?????????????
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Rumor has it that there was a heavy bet...and the loser had to finance this movie...   
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My theory is that Jeff Foxworthy just wanted to get him out of his house for awhile...you know, there was that Matthew Broderick-Jim Carrey kind of thing going on...ala The Cable Guy.
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The problem with this is it was actually funny. It was horrible, sure, but there were some laughs,which detracts from the the weekly title,which should have gone to "Stay Alive."
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