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    Posted: April 18 2009 at 9:48am
Originally posted by dEd Grimley

Disney had the Pacifier with Diesel. The REALLY unfortunate thing is that at some point, you know that Diesel and Dwayne are going to get together. There hasn't been a craving for this kind of meeting of the minds since De Niro and Pacino finally got together in Heat.


Dwayne and Vin can star in their own little buddy comedy.... Oh! I got it! Toss in Sylvester Stallone, and they can remake 3 Men and a Baby... Perfect roles for all three of them!
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Sly has done only two films since winning his 10th RAZZIE in 2003, and has escaped from receiving a single RAZZIE nod for both films.
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Originally posted by dEd Grimley

Disney had the Pacifier with Diesel. The REALLY unfortunate thing is that at some point, you know that Diesel and Dwayne are going to get together. There hasn't been a craving for this kind of meeting of the minds since De Niro and Pacino finally got together in Heat.
Dwayne and Vin can star in their own little buddy comedy.... Oh! I got it! Toss in Sylvester Stallone, and they can remake 3 Men and a Baby... Perfect roles for all three of them!


Babies love explosions.
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Originally posted by dEd Grimley

Originally posted by CriticalFrank


Originally posted by dEd Grimley

Disney had the Pacifier with Diesel. The REALLY unfortunate thing is that at some point, you know that Diesel and Dwayne are going to get together. There hasn't been a craving for this kind of meeting of the minds since De Niro and Pacino finally got together in Heat.
Dwayne and Vin can star in their own little buddy comedy.... Oh! I got it! Toss in Sylvester Stallone, and they can remake 3 Men and a Baby... Perfect roles for all three of them!


Babies love explosions.


And why wouldn't they? Explosions are colorful, and make noise... two things that babies love.
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And three muskully men... One of which can speak coherently!
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Originally posted by sportsartist24

Sly has done only two films since winning his 10th RAZZIE in 2003, and has escaped from receiving a single RAZZIE nod for both films.

That's fine by me. Considering he has 10 awards, I think it's time for us to find someone else to pick on. Uwe Boll comes to mind.

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Originally posted by dEd Grimley

And three muskully men... One of which can speak coherently!


Obviously you are talking of Sylvester Stallone, who has the most perfect speaking voice since Alan Rickman, James Earl Jones, and Animal from the Muppets.
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Coincidentally... All of them have been his stunt double at least twice. Animal being the most frequent, somewhere in the low 100's.
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Originally posted by dEd Grimley

Coincidentally... All of them have been his stunt double at least twice. Animal being the most frequent, somewhere in the low 100's.


I thought that stunt guy in Rambo looked a little familiar...
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I really wish this were the end of F&F... When I think about it, it makes me all cry-y.
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Originally posted by dEd Grimley

I really wish this were the end of F&F... When I think about it, it makes me all cry-y.


You're not looking forward to Fast/Furious: Car Pool Lane? Or Fast/Furious: Rush Hour Traffic? Or how about Fast/Furious: Soccer Mom Road Rage?

Oh the number of amazing movies that they could make. Such a wide variety of possibilities.

I'm Personally looking forward to Fast/Furious: Can't Find a Damn PArking Spot at the Supermarket!


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That sounds like a challenge and a mindnumbingly fun game. Here goes the first few, I'm sure we'll need our own thread for this eventually:

F&F: Golf Cart Frenzy!
F&F: Go Kart Challenge!
F&F: Segway Highway!
F&F: Coasting in Neutral!
F&F: Adjustid Mirrorz!
F&F: Blowed Up Cars!
F&F: The Mystery of the Sealed Glove Compartment!
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F&F: Jacked Up Gas Prices!

F&F: Riding On The Shoulder!

F&F: Changing Lanes Without Singaling!

F&F: Trapped Inside The Trunk!

F&F: Four Flat Tires!

F&F: Not Coming To A Full Stop While Running A Red Light and Speeding!

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F&F: Blue Hair's Revenge
F&F: Vin Needs Another Paycheck
F&F: Drivethru at In N Out Burger
F&F: SUV
F&F: Disc Jammed in the Damned CD Player Again
F&F: Texting and Driving

and best of all

F&F: Funeral Procession!
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F&F: Running On Empty! (in more ways than one)

F&F: Jordana Brewster Lays On The Hood In A String Bikini For No Apparent Reason!

F&F: DWI! (it's a very special after school installment)

F&F: Dropping The Cigarette Lighter On Your Crouch!

F&F: Overpriced Spinning Rims!

F&F: Oil Change!

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F&F: Reading the Wall Street Journal WHile Driving

F&F: Stuck in Third Gear

F&F: Jack-Knifed Tractor Trailer

F&F: Spilled Hot Coffee in Your Crotch (perhaps a sequel to the Cigaretter lighter in the crotch)

F&F: Crashed into the Guardrail

F&F: Attack of Zombie Michelle Rodriguez....IN 3D!

(And seriously....do they need a reason to put Jordana Brewster in a Bikini? :)   )
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