Lindsay in a Look-Alike "Thriller/Killer"

I have to agree with Jack Spencer a bit here. Though the train towards
the coronation of "I Know Who Killed Me" as Worst Picture and Lindsay as
"Worst Actress" seems to be rolling with huge momentum, I'm not
convinced they've got my vote.

Oh, it's terrible. And it's laugh-out-loud terrible at times. My favorite
thing about the fully-clothed "strip tease" is that the thoroughly dazed
Lindsay looks pretty convincingly (and accidentally) like so many
thoroughly dazed REAL strippers! Yeeha!

And though the movie really is laughable at times, at others it's just
pretty standardly bad. I don't find it as incandescently brilliantly
horrendous as "Wicker Man" or "Dirty Love." Still, it's a contender.

Lindsay Lohan for Worst Actress, though? I don't think so. She's got
some truly terrible moments (like that strip-tease, for instance), but
most of the time she's just... dull. A competent film actress in wretched
decline and riding on autopilot as she awaits the big bag of money to fuel
her next binge. She doesn't make a lot of the huge, ill-advised choices
that I associate with a truly Worst Actress-worthy performance. [Like
Sharon Stone last year, or Jenny McCarthy the year before.] No, she
mostly makes standard, uninspired choices and executes them somewhat
adequately, for the most part. Bad? Definitely. Worst? I just don't see it.

No, let's face it. We'd be giving it to Lindsay for the headlines, for the
personal life, for the joy of making her descent "official." Is that what we
want the award to be?

Possibly, I suppose.   Possibly we do.     But I'm not sure that's how I'm
gonna vote.

The more I watch this on DVD, the more I regret not suggesting to the Head Razz that we should have nominated Dakota's Bionic Arm and Bionic Leg for Worst Screen Couple because they kept running out of power at the most inopportune moments!

Originally posted by Jack Spencer Jr Actually, her leg ran out of power often while the arm had no such problem. I suspect it ran on liquid skank.

I thought the skank ran on liquid. . . .

I was just on Agony Booth and there's a review there. And it's our Berry Good Friend Jack Spencer Jr. Also, he's a nerd and fat.

I had a damn good read.

A better question about the Monroe pictures would be, is it really a good idea to re-create the last photo session Marilyn Monroe did before she was found dead of a drug overdose?

Sometimes comedy just writes itself, but sometimes it's pretty tasteless.

And last I knew, Dare to Love Me was in trouble, either money problems or script problems which the writer's strike did not help.

I'm kind of wondering if Lindsay Lohan can do much of anything that would really constitute a bad career move at this point. When you've hit the bottom she's reached, pretty much anything becomes a comeback vehicle.

Well, although I agree with you that Julia Ormond's performance didn't deserve a Razzie, as good as she made it despite the script and direction, I feel the only reason why she didn't receive a Razzie was because Eddie Murphy's Rasputia was hands down the worst performance of the supporting actress nominees.  If it wasn't for Eddie Murphy, the juggernaut targeting I Know Who Killed Me would have landed Julia Ormond a Razzie, too.