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    Posted: September 19 2011 at 9:34am
IF YOU'RE ONE of the 78% of VOTING RAZZIE® MEMBERS WHO CAN'T STAND TAYLOR LAUTNER, HERE's YOUR CHANCE to RAG on HIM EVEN WHEN HE's NOT PLAYING a SHIRTLESS WEREWOLF!  

AND IF YOU'RE CURIOUS WHAT YE OLDE HEAD RAZZ-BERRY HAD to SAY ABOUT ABDUCTION, HERE's the LINK to FIND OUT...  


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Did I miss something in the trailer*? So he's just the boy next door, who happens to find out he's adopted. Sounds like a Lifetime TV movie. Then, he finds out some conspiracy agency is behind everything. Sounds like a horror movie. Then, all of a sudden, he knows martial arts and can slide through skyscrapers like nobody's business? Sounds like...**

*I'm not being sarcastic.The trailer was so boring I didn't even pay full attention!  
**Feel free to complete this sentence, because I sure as hell can't!
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Sounds like a crappy movie!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote jesse685 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2011 at 3:24pm
Sounds like a parkour thriller to me!  


RESPONSE from Head RAZZberry: Sorry to ask this, but is "parkour" a reference to something...or a typo??  


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Post Options Post Options   Quote GTAHater767 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2011 at 4:42pm
(Note: Spt. 19 is Talk Like a Pirate Day)
 
Taylor Lautner be nothin' but a scurvy dog in front o' the camera... But ye'd be hard-pressed to prove 'im worse than half o' all yer likely contenders fer Worst Actor! I be lookin' at ye, Adam Sandler 'n' Russell Brand!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote SchumacherH8ter Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2011 at 4:49pm
Taylor Lautner can walk the poop-deck! And by poop-deck, I mean the red carpet at the 2012 Razzies!
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"Parkour" is a type of martial arts/urban dancing move that people do on the streets. It can be seen in the opening action scene of Casino Royale (remake), and I think D13 as well as Step Up 3. It's a pretty amazing thing to do if you've seen anyone do it. I'm sure there are Youtube videos of it, but the dancers use the street, signposts, etc as a way to move. Like in the trailer for Abduction, when Taylor slides down the slope of a building. That is considered parkour.  


RESPONSE from Head RAZZberry: Thanks for clearing that up for me! 


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I love how Hollywood has yet to realize that no one gives a damn about the actors from "Twilight" when they are not starring in "Twilight" movies. Like "Star Wars," it will ruin all their careers, except maybe one of them (much like Harrison Ford was the only actor to find lasting success afterwards, and to a lesser degree, Mark Hamil with his voice acting).
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Post Options Post Options   Quote jesse685 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2011 at 6:31pm
HeadRAZZ: Moviewizguy already answered your question for me.  


RESPONSE from Head RAZZberry: Saw it -- thanks!  


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Post Options Post Options   Quote Vits Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 20 2011 at 11:38am
Oooh! Can't wait until this movie's sequel comes out. I should do something to make sure I'll see it, otherwise I won't know what happens with...wait. I haven't even seen the first one yet.

Hmmm...are this film's makers aware of this?LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Quote SchumacherH8ter Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 20 2011 at 12:51pm
Well, they already have a release date for the next sequel to Amazing Spider-Man, which opens next year! Then again, Spider-Man is an established franchise...unlike this one!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote SuperTeenTopia Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 20 2011 at 3:20pm
Originally posted by SchumacherH8ter

Well, they already have a release date for the next sequel to Amazing Spider-Man, which opens next year! Then again, Spider-Man is an established franchise...unlike this one!
Ah yes, the ultimate parkour themed movie (and no doubt, one of the main influences in the creation of parkour)! Althought Spider-Man cheats by using webbing!
 
PS: here's a more detailed description of what parkour is: Parkour (also known as Freerunning) is a method of movement focused on moving around obstacles with speed and efficiency. Originally developed in France, the main purpose of the discipline is to teach participants how to move through their environment by vaulting, rolling, running, climbing and jumping. Traceurs (parkour practitioners) train to be able to identify and utilize alternate or the more efficient paths. Parkour can be practiced anywhere, but areas dense with obstacles offer many different training opportunities.
 
In other words, it's running and jumping around from rooftop to rooftop.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote whatsthepoint Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 21 2011 at 8:14am
Lol -- reviews are finally starting to pop up at RT -- When there are only two reviews on Rotten Tomatoes two days before your film comes out and both of them are negative, you know you have a critical flop on your hands. 

Besides Lautner just doesn't cut it as an "action star," though some of his fans will go and support this -- but hey, what else are fans for?  
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Post Options Post Options   Quote SuperTeenTopia Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 21 2011 at 8:01pm
Originally posted by whatsthepoint

Lol -- reviews are finally starting to pop up at RT -- When there are only two reviews on Rotten Tomatoes two days before your film comes out and both of them are negative, you know you have a critical flop on your hands.  
Not really. When you start with 15-20 reviews and they are all negative, THEN you have a contender on your hands.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote thomsonmg2000 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 22 2011 at 6:32am
While critics are calling Bucky Larson about as funny as a brain tumor, one critic is calling Abduction one of the funniest film of the year! Looks like Hollywood is getting the case of misplaced priorities.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote whatsthepoint Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 22 2011 at 6:42am
Originally posted by thomsonmg2000

While critics are calling Bucky Larson about as funny as a brain tumor, one critic is calling Abduction one of the funniest film of the year! Looks like Hollywood is getting the case of misplaced priorities.

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