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Originally posted by Lord Naseby

I'm surprised they didn't have a field day with Bin Ladin's death. I guess it's because they'd made fun of him too much already?

Actually,in the episode IT'S A JERSEY THING,he died.

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My point is that he died in the SOUTH PARK universe before he died in real life,so he couldn't die in the series after he died in real life.

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Maybe some characters also have KENNY's curse.

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Bin Laden has been killed twice. Once in Its a Jersey Thing and once in Osama Bin Laden has Farty Pants. I know that they briefly soppfed it in one episode after he died but it wasn't too prominent.

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Time to review this.

The good:

The gross stuff: That may seem like an odd thing to put in the good, but there's a good reason for it. The first half of the film is mind-blowingly BORING! Like The Brown Bunny boring!!!* When gross stuff happens, it's somewhat of a relief because something is happening!

The bad:

The really gross stuff: While the gross stuff was mildly relieving, the really gross stuff makes it almost as unwatchable as the first half! To be specific, the scene where he feeds the segments of the centipede laxatives so that his poop-eating scene would go better and one scene so bad, that I'm bringing back the the super ugly section from The NeverEnding Story III review.

Laurence R. Harvey: Harvey plays the lead character Martin in this and man, he's got nothing on Dieter Laser. Laser was fun to watch. This guy's a bore and the fact that the film was shot in B&W make it worse.**

Doug Hutchens: Hutchens plays Martin's psychologist Dr. Sebong. His acting is very bad, but his beard is awesome!

The ugly:

Vivien Bridson: Bridson plays Martin's annoying mother. She can't act to save her life. There's one awesome scene with her where she destroys his Human Centipede scrapbook. Then he smashes her skull open for this.

The ending: Normally, I'd whiteout the spoilers, but since everyone who wants to see this has seen this already, I decided screw it. It turns out that the whole movie happened in Martin's head. I HATE these types of endings! The're cop-outs and just exist to piss-off the audience! One bright side exists though: the really terrible scene, which will be whited-out because it's so gross to leave out in the open, can be ignored!

Tom Six: Apparantly, making a movie where a crazy German guy stitches three people ass-to-mouth gave Six a massive ego. Every frame in this comes off as smug, like he thinks he's better than us. His head is so far up his ass, it's between his shoulders again!

The super ugly:

The dead baby: One of the people that Martin kidnaps is a pregnant woman who escapes towards the end. While she's sitting in a car about to escape the baby shoots out. When she accelerates the car, she steps on the baby's head, killing it. That's just despicable. In fact, it might even worse than the dead baby in A Serbian Film!!! At least there was a (very dumb) reason for the dead baby scene to happen in that. It's used for shock value here!

I SERIOUSLY considered pulling out a Rotten Asshole for this, but I decided it wasn't terrible enough. Grade: F

Next-up: Conan The Barbarian 2011

*Fun fact: The Brown Bunny is the only movie that I've been unable to finish.

**I don't mind B&W movies, it's just that the way Tom Six uses it makes the movie unwatchable.

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In light of this movie i thought that this would be appropriate:

http://www.youtube.com/user/EpicMealTime?blend=6&ob=5#p/u/1/eAjhG09X9YA

On a side note i really want to razz this film but since i refuse to see it i wont vote for it (I barely made it through Antichrist and from what i heard this makes it look like a pixar film). You're a braver man than I SchumacherH8ter

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You know, as much as we here bash Michael Bay for being an abysmal director, he probably isn't the worst person one could meet (I repeat: probably). But Mr. Six has shown with his Human Centipede movies that he is both a horrid director and a horrid human being, thus I whole-heartedly support the idea of giving him a Disgrace to Humanity award.

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We could have him "win" it twice in a row.

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