 |
|
Member Discussion of 2013 LIST... |
Post Reply 
|
Page <1 1011121314 33> |
| Author |
 Share Topic Printable Version Delicious Digg Facebook Furl Google Boomarks Google Buzz MySpace Newsvine reddit StumbleUpon Translate Twitter Windows Live Yahoo Bookmarks Topic Search  Topic Options
|
||
MRBowers 
Berry New Comer 
Joined: February 15 2013 Online Status: Offline Posts: 1 |
 Post Options
 Quote Reply
 Topic: Member Discussion of 2013 LIST...Posted: February 28 2013 at 9:06pm |
||
|
Wow! That looks hilarious! 
|
|||
|
Every man dies, not every man really lives.
|
|||
 |
|||
|
oiram
RAZZIE® Inner Sanctum 
Joined: June 28 2010 Location: America Online Status: Offline Posts: 1112 |
Post Options
Quote Reply
Posted: March 01 2013 at 4:44am |
||
|
Jack the Giant Slayer is starting to trend more on the "Rotten" side. But on 21 and Over, do you think we can get away by calling it a rip-off of Hangover and Project X?
Right now, I am putting trust in it, but there is a chance. Dead Man Down, however, feels too cliché.
Temptation looks like something that should have been straight to video, but then again, ALL of Tyler Perry's movies are like that. And since you skipped two weeks, I'll bring them up. Incredible Burt Wonderstone does not seem as funny, I know, but The Call, starring Halle Berry and Abigail Breslin, looks more Razzie worthy to me. Just look at the trailer: Now on the other week, there are five films that look pretty bad. First, there is Admission, which appears to be some comedy, but doesn't look all the funny. it stars Tina Fey and Paul Rudd among others, and it is directed by Paul Weitz. Next is Love and Honor. It also looks boring. Stars Liam Hemsworth. We now have the most likely contender, Olympus Has Fallen, starring Movie 43 actor Gerard Butler, as well as Aaron Eckhart and Morgan Freeman. It is directed by the man who brought us Training Day, but it does not look anything like it. It one of the two "Die Hard in the White House" movies, (the other being White House Down). It just looks silly and implausible. Spring Breakers is next, and it seems as if it is getting good reviews so far, but I feel that once it gets to public eye, the ratings will drop. This is written and directed by Harmony Korine, and if you have seen any of his movies, they are anything BUT Harmonious. It stars Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens among others as these girls who go to Florida, and meet an albino Lil' Wayne, played by James Franco, and he influences them to become crooks. It might not be Razzie worthy in the end, but you might want to keep your eyes on it. Finally, the movie that deserves Razzie attention, but I'm not entirely sure if it will be released correctly so it will get it, InAPPropriate Comedy (GET IT?!?! Hur-hur-hur...). It stars the mess known as Lindsay Lohan, the mostly unfunny Rob Schneider, the hit-or-miss Michelle Roudriguez, and Oscar winner Adrien Brody? Why is he doing this? This is written, directed by, and also starring the Sham-Wow Guy (Whom was part of the Jack & Jill cast), and this is actually not his first time. He obviously did not improve, judging by the trailer The only thing is, again, I have no idea if it will be released "correctly" in order to get Razzie noms, but, risking making myself sound like a masochist, I hope it does. |
|||
|
Elizabeth Hartman and Judith Barsi are much more talented and beautiful than Scarlett Johansson and Chloe Grace Moretz. Fact. |
|||
|
|||
|
SchumacherH8ter
RAZZIE® Inner Sanctum
Joined: September 06 2007 Location: United States Online Status: Offline Posts: 2011 |
Post Options
Quote Reply
Posted: March 01 2013 at 6:31am |
||
|
Hey oiram, I might have to steal the phrase "albino Lil' Wayne" for future use.
That being said, I'm actually looking forward to Spring Breakers. |
|||
|
Joel Schumacher is history's greatest monster!-Robot Chicken
https://twitter.com/SchumacherH8r Next-up: The Oogieloves |
|||
|
|||
|
HeadRAZZBerry
Berry Important MODERATOR
Joined: April 23 2005 Location: United States Online Status: Online Posts: 4487 |
Post Options
Quote Reply
Posted: March 01 2013 at 6:29pm |
||
|
FUN UPDATE from Head RAZZberry: We just posted one of the highlights of this year's 33rd RAZZIES® ceremony on YouTube: Our unique twist on that old award show chestnut "In Memoriam." Here's the LINK to watch it...ENJOY!
|
|||
|
Ye Olde Head RAZZberry
|
|||
|
|||
|
Dun-Ida
Berry Important Member 
Joined: November 18 2011 Online Status: Offline Posts: 64 |
Post Options
Quote Reply
Posted: March 02 2013 at 5:53am |
||
|
I think there should be an Official Razzie Forum discussion for Safe Haven. This movie is already rotten at 13% on Rotten Tomatoes, and it's highly unlikely to get any higher.
Here's my recommendations for Razzie nominations: Worst Picture. It's totally predictable from the beginning. Even the "twist" is easy to figure out (so easy you might think M. Night Shyamalan wrote it!). Worst Actor: Josh Duhamel. His acting is very bland. All the times he is supposed to be emotional there is very little emotion, if any, shown. Josh Duhamel has the emotional range of a wall (maybe he is related to Kristen Stewart?). Worst Actress: Julianne Hough. Just like Duhamel her "acting" is bland and near-emotionless. Worst Director: Lasse Hallstrom. This director has not done anything to prevent the movie from being boring. Hallstrom has constructed a flick so tiresomely boring it could cure insomnia! Worst Screenplay: Leslie Bohem & Dana Stevens. They deserve a nomination for writing dull scene after dull scene, all featuring dull dialogue... Worst Screen Couple: Julianne Hough and Josh Duhamel. When their boring performances are combined, they make an unsatisfactory screen couple. Worst Screen Ensemble: The entire cast is uninteresting. Safe Haven definitely deserves a n Official Forum of its own! |
|||
|
Directed by Michael Bay and M. Night Shyamalan comes a movie guaranteed to win Razzies.
|
|||
|
|||
|
Vits
RAZZIE® Inner Sanctum
Joined: February 01 2010 Location: Chile Online Status: Offline Posts: 4816 |
Post Options
Quote Reply
Posted: March 02 2013 at 8:53am |
||
My reaction after watching this was a simple L.O.L.
Well, it's too late to create one. That doesn't mean it won't be nominated. I'd like to think that the hatred towards the twist ending (I don't know what it is because I haven't seen it but the majority said it was dumb) will give it more odds. Nicholas Sparks movies are long overdue for a Razzie, and maybe this will finally be the year.
|
|||
|
|||
|
Vits
RAZZIE® Inner Sanctum
Joined: February 01 2010 Location: Chile Online Status: Offline Posts: 4816 |
Post Options
Quote Reply
Posted: March 02 2013 at 2:25pm |
||
|
I posted my new review on some forums. I'd like to remind you all that if you don't wanna watch the video, you can always click on the link in my signature so you can read the review. And that applies to every new review every week.
|
|||
|
|||
|
oiram
RAZZIE® Inner Sanctum
Joined: June 28 2010 Location: America Online Status: Offline Posts: 1112 |
Post Options
Quote Reply
Posted: March 02 2013 at 5:00pm |
||
|
Guys, you gotta check out what I made. I'm sure Headrazz will love some of these...
CONTENT DELETED by Head RAZZberry... |
|||
|
Elizabeth Hartman and Judith Barsi are much more talented and beautiful than Scarlett Johansson and Chloe Grace Moretz. Fact. |
|||
|
|||
|
GTAHater767
RAZZIE® Inner Sanctum
Joined: October 25 2009 Location: I shall not say Online Status: Offline Posts: 1127 |
Post Options
Quote Reply
Posted: March 02 2013 at 10:10pm |
||
|
I'd agree with most of Oiram's pre-1980 Worst Picture "winners," except Jesus Christ Superstar. Public opinion was by far the best out of those 10. But I'd emphatically agree with Myra Breckenridge, Exorcist II: The Heretic, and Caligula. As for Sextette, I don't know if I Spit on Your Grave was released theatrically in Los Angeles or New York that year (1978), but the reaction to that was neck-and-neck with Sextette. The public was arguably even more outraged when they found out about I Spit on Your Grave.
If you've read The Official Razzie Movie Guide, you could've and should've taken some cues from the movies described in the book. Were any of the critically-panned movies released in 1973, and could've replaced Jesus Christ Superstar as your Worst Picture winner?
|
|||
|
RAZZIE Dirty Dozen: Battlefield Earth, F G Fingered, Pluto Nash, A Sound of Thunder, Alone in the Dark, Dirty Love, Rise Silver Srfr, Daddy Day Camp, IKWKM, The Love Guru, All About Steve, Airbender
|
|||
|
|||
|
mbh
RAZZIE® Inner Sanctum
Joined: April 24 2011 Online Status: Offline Posts: 356 |
Post Options
Quote Reply
Posted: March 03 2013 at 12:13am |
||
|
Jack the Giant Slayer had a worse opening day than John Carter. According to Box Office Mojo, it might not even make $24 Mio over the weekend, on a budget of $195 Mio. I'm going to see the movie tomorrow, but have to admit, the CGI doesn't look the best and the giants' looks are putting me off.
|
|||
|
|||
|
oiram
RAZZIE® Inner Sanctum
Joined: June 28 2010 Location: America Online Status: Offline Posts: 1112 |
Post Options
Quote Reply
Posted: March 03 2013 at 4:14am |
||
|
I haven't read The Official Razzie Movie Guide, unfortunately. I actually went by something called the Golden Turkey Awards, which gave Ted Neeley the "Worst Actor to play Jesus Christ" award, so I figured that the movie wasn't highly regarded.
The only thing that I heard about The Official Razzie Movie Guide was that The Adventures was listed as the top worst films John Wilson has seen, and I thought "Oh snap. I guess I'd better have it tie with Myra Breckinridge, or Headrazz will be so mad at me." Looking at it again, though, Body of Evidence was in is book, and that didn't win Worst Picture, either, so...*shrug* By the way, you agreed with the Picture picks, but how about the picks for things like Actors, Actresses, Director, or Screenplays? I actually chose some of my picks to see if anyone would be raging mad (The Beatles and Elizabeth Hartman, for example.) I also thought there would be some flak towards me for having Deep Throat as Worst Picture of the Decade. |
|||
|
Elizabeth Hartman and Judith Barsi are much more talented and beautiful than Scarlett Johansson and Chloe Grace Moretz. Fact. |
|||
|
|||
|
SchumacherH8ter
RAZZIE® Inner Sanctum
Joined: September 06 2007 Location: United States Online Status: Offline Posts: 2011 |
Post Options
Quote Reply
Posted: March 03 2013 at 8:35am |
||
|
Oiram: Why is F For Fake listed a Worst Picture winner? It got lots of great reviews, and is included in the highly respected Criterion DVD Collection...
RESPONSE from Head RAZZberry: Here's the IMDb LINK for the page on Orson Welles' long-delayed F IS FOR FAKE. And here's the Rotten Tomatoes' LINK to check out its reviews (it's currently got 88% Positive). That info, combined with the fact that the film took years to complete and was never properly released in the U.S. (let alone New York or L.A.) suggest that this particular film does not belong on any RAZZIE® List... |
|||
|
Joel Schumacher is history's greatest monster!-Robot Chicken
https://twitter.com/SchumacherH8r Next-up: The Oogieloves |
|||
|
|||
|
oiram
RAZZIE® Inner Sanctum
Joined: June 28 2010 Location: America Online Status: Offline Posts: 1112 |
Post Options
Quote Reply
Posted: March 03 2013 at 9:11am |
||
|
*sigh*
HeadRAZZ demanded that I take down my pre-1980 "Razzies lists," and I had to oblige. I'm sorry -- they weren't meant to be taken seriously. I hope that they weren't too damaging. If anyone wants to see them, I still have them saved on my computer... RESPONSE from Head RAZZberry: My "demand" that Oiram take down his lists was based on legal precedent (by appearing as links on the Forum of our Official Website, they technically endangered our trademark and copyright). I had no desire to suppress any Forum Member's expression of their personal opinions, but could not afford to take the risk that, given how and where Oiram presented his lists, they might mistakenly be seen as being somehow "official." |
|||
|
Elizabeth Hartman and Judith Barsi are much more talented and beautiful than Scarlett Johansson and Chloe Grace Moretz. Fact. |
|||
|
|||
|
Vits
RAZZIE® Inner Sanctum
Joined: February 01 2010 Location: Chile Online Status: Offline Posts: 4816 |
Post Options
Quote Reply
Posted: March 03 2013 at 2:27pm |
||
|
It's been a week since the Oscars, so I wanted to suggest that we each do a ranking of the nominees, from best to worst. But not all of us have seen all the nominees, right? So I thought "Why don't we do that, but with last year's nominees", since a year is enough time for us to see them all. I'll start: 9) THE TREE OF LIFE. 8) EXTREMELY LOUD AND INCREDIBLY CLOSE. 7) MONEYBALL. 6) WAR HORSE. 5) MIDNIGHT IN PARIS. 4) THE HELP. 3) HUGO. 2) THE ARTIST. 1) THE DESCENDANTS. I think only THE DESCENDANTS (and maybe THE ARTIST) deserved their ominations, but none of them deserved to win. Except for TTOL, which should instead have won... at the Razzies!  How about yours?
Too bad. It only got average reviews. And so did GINGER & ROSA (remember my prediction a few weeks ago?). Meanwhile, 21 AND OVER got bad reviews, and PHANTOM somehow scored even worse. STOKER's reviews are the best, not counting Best Foreign Film nominee WAR WITCH. As for next week... Well, OZ's early reviews have been getting better and better. Same with THE ABC'S OF DEATH. There's also DEAD MAN DOWN, an Action Thriller with a not-so-interesting premise that stars TOTAL RECALL's Colin Farrell, but that co-stars Noomi Rapace and it's directed by her DRAGON TATTOO helmer Niels Arden Oplev and written by FRINGE's J.H. Wyman. Finally, there's EMPEROR, a War Drama that stars Tommy Lee Jones and ALEX CROSS' Matthew Fox and that's directed by HANNIBAL RISING's Peter Webber. I think we should skip THE ABC'S because I have a hard time believing we'd have 2 Razzie-worthy Anthology Movies in the same year. Not to mention that this one isn't star-studded. There's a long history of successful foreign filmmakers not being able to success when they start making movies in Hollywood, but there's an even longer history of actors following up their Oscar nominations/wins with duds. So I think EMPEROR should get a forum.
|
|||
|
|||
|
oiram
RAZZIE® Inner Sanctum
Joined: June 28 2010 Location: America Online Status: Offline Posts: 1112 |
Post Options
Quote Reply
Posted: March 03 2013 at 2:58pm |
||
|
EHH!!! Sorry, Vits -- wrong answer! I think Dead Man Down should get an official Forum as the Worst of the Weak pick...
|
|||
|
Elizabeth Hartman and Judith Barsi are much more talented and beautiful than Scarlett Johansson and Chloe Grace Moretz. Fact. |
|||
|
|||
|
Vits
RAZZIE® Inner Sanctum
Joined: February 01 2010 Location: Chile Online Status: Offline Posts: 4816 |
Post Options
Quote Reply
Posted: March 03 2013 at 4:45pm |
||
|
I know that this was already covered by another member here, but it's another point of view.
|
|||
|
|||
|
Post Reply
|
Page <1 1011121314 33> |
| Forum Jump | Forum Permissions You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot create polls in this forum You can vote in polls in this forum |
