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    Posted: September 03 2006 at 3:37am
Here's a forum for movie jokes that don't quite fit in the other forums.

Dust off your best movie jokes and let Hollywood have it.  Cool
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Post Options Post Options   Quote MJ Narcy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 03 2006 at 3:40am
Here's a bizarre way of describing the taste of a bad wine.

"This wine taste like Gigli"
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Post Options Post Options   Quote MJ Narcy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 03 2006 at 8:11am
I believe Weezer explains the problems Hollywood has in their song,
  "We Are All on Drugs."
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 03 2006 at 8:45am
Behind me in line a coule years back at a $2 double feature:

"Isn't putting Gigli with a horror movie a bit redundant?"
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote MJ Narcy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 03 2006 at 4:39pm

Not really.  A horror movie has better acting,  and writers who spend twice as long on the writing.  That's right, horror writers usually spend a good two minutes coming up with a plot.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote MJ Narcy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 03 2006 at 4:52pm
Paris Hilton

She makes up for her awful acting and awful singing with her awful behavior, awful judgement, awful face, awful body, and awful personality.

At least Mr. Brittney Spears, ...er..., Kevin Federline hasn't been in a movie that I'm aware of, yet.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 04 2006 at 5:41am
Unless they release home movies of the conception...
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote MJ Narcy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 04 2006 at 6:00am
Thanks for giving me one more thing I'd rather not think about!
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I think I'd rather watch Holocaust footage.

"Woody Allen, whatever his failings, does not make movies for morons. Most directors do. Of course, most directors are morons."

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 06 2006 at 5:03pm
The way movies are going these days...I'd rather watch Tony Saragusa in a jock strap bouncing on a diving board...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote MJ Narcy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 12 2006 at 3:11pm
I believe Fox News has said that Jessica Simpson was like cardboard.

Let's see, cardboard is bland; has no depth, talent, or intelligence; and is extremely difficult to digest.  That sounds just like anything Jessica Simple, ...er..., Simpson does.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 14 2006 at 9:51pm
Jessica Simpson also said she Emperor Bush and said he seemed like a nice man and a good president. So much for her IQ.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote MJ Narcy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 31 2006 at 1:35am
Here's a message to the makers of Saw III:

Cut that out,...er..., I mean, quit making the Saw movies.
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Watching Gigli after a horror movie is...cruel and unusual punishment...
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As a bell ringer for THE Salvation Army...I do say things off the wall to get people to contribute to my kettle... If someone mentions that it's cold out there...I usually say...it's not as cold as the movies this year...

If you hear that near the Red Rock Station at the Smith's...you will know it's me...
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Two rednecks talking to each other in line...

Why didn't you laugh at that movie done by Larry the Cable Guy???

They ran out of Bud Dry...
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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