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    Posted: December 03 2006 at 7:22am
If Tom Cruise ate fruitcake...would he be accused of cannibalism???
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 07 2006 at 4:30pm
How do you think he got that way? After all they say you are what you eat...
"Woody Allen, whatever his failings, does not make movies for morons. Most directors do. Of course, most directors are morons."

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Post Options Post Options   Quote sportsartist24 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 08 2006 at 5:07pm
Britney Spears and Paris Hilton now the most dangerous friends in Hollywood. Hmmm...now they can get into being underwear models, or what ever it is. That was what was on the news like a couple days ago.
The Mormons were'nt really popular in the beginning, they're now becoming more popular, even in Hollywood.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote MJ Narcy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 15 2007 at 4:49pm
Tara Reed, Lindsey Lohan, Brittney Spears.

Note to self:  Stay away from Paris Hilton if I want a career.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 19 2007 at 9:44am
I bet Tom Cruise and Mel Gibson are looking at Britney saying: "Wow, now THAT woman is crazy!!!!"
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Post Options Post Options   Quote MJ Narcy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 19 2007 at 4:12pm
Brittney Spears almost makes Mike Tyson look normal.  Almost!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote MJ Narcy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 24 2007 at 7:25am
Here are some suggested name changes for Uwe Boll, AKA the worst movie director alive.

Uwel Hurl
Uwel Upchuck
Uwel Puke
Uwel Vomit
Uwe Suck
Uwe Stink
Uwe Bull-Hockey
Uwe Bull-Censored
Censored Uwe Boll
Ed Wood

Hey!  Top ten material!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 24 2007 at 1:10pm
George Lucas
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Brierfox Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 06 2007 at 8:35am
Originally posted by MJ Narcy

Here are some suggested name changes for Uwe Boll, AKA the worst movie director alive.

Uwel Hurl
Uwel Upchuck
Uwel Puke
Uwel Vomit
Uwe Suck
Uwe Stink
Uwe Bull-Hockey
Uwe Bull-Censored
Censored Uwe Boll
Ed Wood

Hey!  Top ten material!

Uwel want your money back!
"We aren't in Kansas anymore Toto... Toto??"
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Kendan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 08 2007 at 4:52am

Uwel Laugh (at the cheesy dialogue)

Uwel Cry (because you spent $$ on this dreck)

Uwel Hurl (why else!)

Uwel Warn you friends (unless your a sadistic bastard!)

Uwel wish bodily harm on the director!

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Post Options Post Options   Quote MJ Narcy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 13 2007 at 3:54pm
Can summer 2007 be any worse than summer 2006? 

Stay tuned for ...
More outrageous actors
More incompetent directors
More punishing movies and ...
More Razzie Awards
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Kendan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 07 2007 at 8:28am
Oh boy, oh boy...I just can't wait!!!  Later, I'm goin for a root canal!  (Let's see, root canal or the latest from Uwe Boll? I can't decide!)
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Post Options Post Options   Quote MJ Narcy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 25 2007 at 5:22am
Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears:  You know your life has taken a really bad turn when you make Paris Hilton look well behaved!   
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