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    Posted: July 15 2005 at 4:07pm

As the "Mother of All Things RAZZIE®," this is one of the All-Time BERRY Best Bad Movies EVER Made.  If you haven't seen it, you MUST...If you HAVE seen it, you KNOW what we mean.

Here's a challenge -- How many of MOMMIE's Best Bad Lines can YOU recite in a single Forum Entry. Most everyone nose "No wire hangers...EVER!" but how many OTHERS have you memorized?? So many to choose, so little time...
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Posts: 68 		Post Options Post Options   Quote BooBerry Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 22 2005 at 4:36pm

I'll start us off:

"Tear down that B#TCH of a bearing wall and put a window where it OUGHT to be."

"Don't f#ck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo."

"Oh, and Tina - if you don't get this part, for Chrissakes, don't hock 'em."

"I'd rather you go bald to school than looking like a tramp."

"TINA. Bring me the axe. "

- BooBerry

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Tina to Chrsitopher: "If she doesn't like you, she can make you disappear..."

Joan to Housekeeper: "I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt!"
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Post Options Post Options   Quote joan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 18 2006 at 3:36am

 Tina: "Go back -- Strap yourself in. She'll kill me if she finds out!"

Joan: "I should have known you would know where to find the boys AND the BOOZE."

Joan: "When you polish the floor, you have to move the tree. If you can't do something right, don't do it at all."

Joan: "Why can't you treat me like I would be treated by any stranger on the street??"

Tina: "Because I am NOT ONE of YOUR F-A-N-S!!!!!!!!"

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Posts: 194 		Post Options Post Options   Quote Nasty Man Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 18 2006 at 4:06am
One of my personal favorite bad dialog exchanges from MOMMIE has Dunaway bedraggled and on her knees next to her bed after a fight with her lawyer boyfriend Steve Forrest. Realizing he's being played for a sucker, Forrest declares: "Don't you act for me -- There are no cameras in here!" To which Faye/Joan replies, in the one moment of truth in the entire movie: "I'm NOT acting...I'M NOT ACTING!!"
Everything SUX!
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Posts: 318 		Post Options Post Options   Quote MJ Narcy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 20 2006 at 4:50pm

I have seen a picture of Joan Crawford and Michael Jackson side-by-side on espn.com, and they look almost exactly alike.  All we have to do is to cut Wacko's hair. 

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