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    Posted: April 28 2006 at 6:14am
This was inspired by the Demotivators by Despair.com.

Your challenge:  find a movie, or a term related to movies, and come up with a funny definition for it.  For example,

Horror

When your best acting is just not good enough for pornography, there are always horror movies.
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Line Producer: (noun) The person on the set who provides the annoying lead actor or actors with fresh "lines" of cocaine.
"Woody Allen, whatever his failings, does not make movies for morons. Most directors do. Of course, most directors are morons."

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Technical Adviser: The geek who knows way too much about one subject (The Civil War, Nazi Germany, the old west) and can't get a real job. Resorts to using his geek skills to make sure the film is accurate.
"Woody Allen, whatever his failings, does not make movies for morons. Most directors do. Of course, most directors are morons."

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Irony:

The movie device which allows a deadly police shootout to take place on Friendly Ave.

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Cookie Cutter:

57 movies, one plot.

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Costume Designer:

person whose job it is to get the female lead into the skimpiest, most revealing lingerie possible. After all this is the only way some unattractive directors would be able to see beautiful women in lingerie (i.e. Alfred Hitchcock, Brian De Palma, Roman Polanski)

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GRIP 

Person in charge of dental care for the stars... Often named Polly...
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Trouble Shooting

Bad guy motto:  "If it gives you trouble, shoot it."
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Plastic Surgery:

"Talent can't be bought, but a huge set of distracting knockers can."
--Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius:  Mr. Hollywood Plastic Surgeon,  Anheuser-Busch
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Originally posted by MJ Narcy

"Talent can't be bought, but a huge set of distracting knockers can."
--Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius:  Mr. Hollywood Plastic Surgeon,  Anheuser-Busch

When I become emperor of the world, I am going to have socialized medicine, including free breast-augmentation for all flat-chested women...

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Talkin about a mountain range!!!
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Spandex:

A material that is designed to show off that huge set of distracting knockers.
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SPEEDO:

An optical torture device...especially if worn by anyone over 250 pounds...
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Originally posted by Razzilla

SPEEDO:

An optical torture device...especially if worn by anyone over 150 pounds...


I have to disagree, Razzilla.  There are some women who look great in a Speedo.  Clap  Of course, they would look better taking the Speedo off. 
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A woman over 150 still wouldn't be too scary... unless it was around her stomach!!! Women usually have their weight distributed evenly unlike men.

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Originally posted by MJ Narcy


Originally posted by Razzilla

SPEEDO:

An optical torture device...especially if worn by anyone over 150 pounds...
I have to disagree, Razzilla.  There are some women who look great in a Speedo.  Clap  Of course, they would look better taking the Speedo off. 


Too many times I've seen these speedo suits and fought the urge to tell the person who wore it to go into sumo wrestling...

If they're on a female red-head...I don't complain one bit...   
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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