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    Posted: July 16 2006 at 2:44pm
Originally posted by Razzilla

Originally posted by MJ Narcy


Originally posted by Razzilla

SPEEDO:

An optical torture device...especially if worn by anyone over 150 pounds...
I have to disagree, Razzilla.  There are some women who look great in a Speedo.  Clap  Of course, they would look better taking the Speedo off. 


Too many times I've seen these speedo suits and fought the urge to tell the person who wore it to go into sumo wrestling...

If they're on a female red-head...I don't complain one bit...   


It's even better if it's a red-head with a huge set of distracting knockers.  LOL
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LITTLE MAN

If it were a business...it would give Bandini LOTS of competition...
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Two-Thousand-and-Six:

Absolute proof that Hollywood shoots too many movies...and not enough actors! 

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and...

...not enough directors...writers...producers...
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Talent:

You won't find any of that Censored in Hollywood.
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All the talent's in Vegas...but are truly afraid of an appearance of a SHOWGIRLS II in the works...
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BEERFEST

Proof that Betty Ford needs more help...
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Well, I went the extra mile and used an online motivational-poster maker for this one...

Response from Head RAZZberry: Berry Funny!

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Thanks, Head RAZZ!

Here's another one...

...wait, this joke has been done before, hasn't it?

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Nacho Libre:

Where the acting...direction...writing and action go through like Mexican water through a tourist...
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Razzilla Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 17 2006 at 12:35pm
Hollywood:

Too many YO's in the script...WAY to many yo-yos on the screen...
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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The Golden Razzie Award:

It's a dishonor just to be nominated.
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Academy Award:

An overhyped piece of metal to be given to the most boring movies of all time...
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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Pamela Anderson:

Proof that you CAN make a career being a blond with a huge set of distracting knockers.
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Uwe Boll:

Proof that you can be completely incompetent at directing movies and still make a career of it.
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GAFFER:

The man responsible for mistaking the blooper reels for the actual movie...
Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...
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