My 2009 Razzie Predictions

Please send to your predictions acting and the worst film category:

My predictions - For Your Consideartion

Worst Film:
The Hottie & The Nottie
Meet the Spartans
My Best Friend's Girl
Yes Man
You Don't Mess With the Zoham

Worst Actor:
Jim Carrey (Yes Man)
Dane Cook (My Best Friend's Girl)
Zack Efron (High School Musical 3: Senior Year)
Adam Sandler (You Don't Mess With the Zohan / Bedtime Stories)
Sylvester Stallone (Rambo)

Worst Actress:
Jessica Alba (The Eye)
Chace Crawford (The Haunting of Molly Hartley)
Jennifer Conolly (The Day the Earth Stood Still)
Paris Hilton (The Hottie & The Nottie)
Kate Hudson (Fool's Gold / My Best Friend's Girl)

Worst Supporting Actor:
Jason Biggs (Over Hear Dead Body / My Best Friend's Girl)
Ken Davitian (Meet the Spartans)
Morgan Freeman (Wanted)
Lucas Graabel (High School Musical 3: Senior Year)
Rob Schneider (You Don't Mess With the Zohan)

Worst Supporting Actress:
Lake Bell (What Happens in Vegas / Over her Dead Body?)
Carmen Electra (Meet the Spartans)
Laine Kazan (You Don't Mess With the Zohan
Eva Mendes (The Woman)
Brittany Snow (Promnight)




ZACK EFRON:  PLEASE GIVE ME A RAZZIE NOMINATION, AND LATER AWARD!

Oh man I would never nominate Morgan Freeman for the stuff we hear him say in Wanted (that you never hear him say): "Shoot this mother!"

As for Jennifer Connolly, she gave the best performance in the Day the Earth Stood Still.

Your list fails to include LeeLee Sobieski as a nominee for Worst Supporting Actress for her legendarily horrid performance in 88 Minutes.  If she isn't nominated on the final ballot, let alone if she doesn't win, it will be one of the greatest travesties ever foisted upon the Razzie Public.  Her performance in this stinker should be forever emblazoned in the Pantheon of Bad Acting.  Thespianship of Golden Turkey History proportions.  The Razzie role of a lifetime. 

None of which addresses the ABSOLUTE NECESSITY of including LeeLee Sobieski as at least a nominee for Worst Supporting Actress.  I mean, did you actually SEE 88 Minutes??  Unless you walked out before the last 20 minutes (and certainly no one's gonna blame you if you did...) it's impossible NOT to put her on the list.  Hers is a performance for the ages.

RESPONSE from Head RAZZberry: Not to worry, Le Lee is listed on our Nominating Ballot as a potential Worst Supporting contender for her dual work in both 88 MINUTES and IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE. Ballots are due this coming Saturday (January 10) and our nominations will be unveiled on January 21. I gotta agree, Lee Lee certainly deserves to be among the names read that morning... 

 

Anuss -- why don't you learn to tell the difference between a bad film and bad performance. 88 Minutes is a terrible film, but to act like Pacino is as bad as he was in, let's say, Revolution, is nonsense. Pacino puts in another throw away performance, not good, not terrible, but the film around him is just bad. But it's just like you guys to kick someone when they're down

And now I'm convinced you probably haven't seen most of the films, seeing is how you nominated Stallone for Rocky, when it would be Rambo (which doesn't deserve a nomination to begin with).

And Tom Cruise is horrible, please stop talking.

RESPONSE from Head RAZZberry: I cannot let a claim that Pacino in 88 MINUTES doesn't give a terrible performance go by unchallenged. The veins on his neck popping out with every other line, his eyes spinning wildly like the saucer ride at Disneyland, and spittle flying from his mouth throughout, Pacino doesn't give a "throway" performancde (as in he made not effort) -- he gives a performance so ridiculous that the negative should be thrown away. There's plenty of blame to go around for 88 MINUTES, but Pacino belongs near the top of the list of those who should be embarrassed by their own efforts on the film...

 

please noooooooooooooooooooooooo mark wahlberg, please yeesssssssssssssssssssssssssss zack efron nominated!!!!

and zooey deschamel is a good actress, please no deserved to nomination, inkább kate hudson worst!

zooey deschamel in this year in the happening is worst :/

My crystal ball says the following:

Worst Picture. Who should win: "Disaster Movie"/"Meet The Spartans". Who will win: "DM"/"MTS" OR "In The Name Of The King". Why: Seltzerberg vs. Ewe Toilet Bowl, who sucks more?

Worst Actor. Who should win: Marky Mark, for not only appearing in two of the worst movies of the year, but also only being able to express anger and no other emotion. Who will win: Either Mike Myers or Eddie Murphy. Why: Both of them have gone the way of the ex-SNL funnyman who is no longer funny.

Worst Actress. Who should win: Jessica Alba, since she's long overdue. Who will win: Either Kate Hudson or Paris Hilton. Why: Kate Hudson has been doing the same movie for the past five years, and it gets worse every time. Paris Hilton is ... well ... Paris Hilton, enough said.

Worst Supporting Actor. Who should win: Uwe Boll for appearing in "Postal". Who will win: Uwe Boll. Why: Any excuse to give this guy more spray-painted gold is a good excuse. The only good thing about his apperance on-screen was that he died shortly after admitting he hates video games and his movies' budgets are backed by Nazi gold. That explains alot!

Worst Supporting Actress. Who should win: Kim Kardashian for copying Paris Hilton's "career". Leak home made porn video online, check. Have a shallow and stupid "reality" show about your life, check. Get paid to show up at clubs and parties, check. Star in a movie no matter how bad it is and say what a great time you had while making it even though you yawned on screen, check. "Win" a Golden Razzie Award ... working on it. Who will win: Paris Hilton. Why: Once again, it's Paris Hilton.

Worst On-Screen Couple. Who should win: Uwe Boll and any scripts, actors, and cameras he is given to work with. We have at least 7 movies that back this one, and again, whatever excuse we need to give the man more spray-painted gold is good. Who will win: Paris Hilton and either of her co-stars from "Hottie & Nottie". Why: One last time, it's Paris Hilton.

Worst Sequel, Remake or Rip-Off. Who should win: "Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull". Who will win: "I.J.A.T.K.O.T.C.S.". Why: No one except George Lucas waited 20 years to see Shia Lebeouf pulling a Tarzan, fire ants being able to carry off a 300 lb. Russian man, aliens showing up in a fantasy universe that usually has to do with magic, and let's not forget ... NUKING THE FRIDGE.

Worst Screenplay. Who should win: Seltzerberg for "DM"/"MTS"; same lame jokes, still not funny. Who will win: M. Night for "The Happening". Why: I don't know where to begin.

Worst Director. Who should win: either Seltzerberg or Ewe Toilet Bowl. Who will win: Should be a tie between Seltzerberg and Ewe Toilet Bowl. Why: How can you choose a lesser of two evils between these three hacks?!