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Topic: No Need 2 IMAGINE Eddie’s in Trouble...Posted: March 16 2010 at 3:35pm |
That's what I don't get.JIMMY "THUNDER" EARLY didn't seem different from the others.Yet,he got an Oscar nom.,and had at least 85% chance of winnin'.
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Posted: March 16 2010 at 5:31pm |
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Hack directors?
Norbit (#2 Worst Film of 2007) and Meet Dave (#7 Worst Film of 2008) were directed by Brian Robbins, who also directed Hardball (#16 Worst Film of 2001) and The Shaggy Dog (#10 Worst Film of 2006).
Imagine That was directed by Karey Kirkpatrick. It's his second ever film after Over the Hedge.
If only he could get another role with a good director...
JUU YON BAN
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Posted: March 24 2010 at 4:14pm |
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Well,the common thing is that if a movie's bad,you blame the director,right?
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Posted: March 24 2010 at 5:00pm |
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The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it.
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Posted: December 04 2010 at 4:27pm |
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I just saw this and gave this 4/10.
I'm so tired of this family movies telling parents to quit their jobs to spend more time with their kids.Actually it's not just family movies.I remember being mad at SAW because they talked about DR. LAWRENCE being a horrible father,when in fact we saw him help his daughter to sleep before finishing his work.That's how the world is and it should be.A good parent manages to balance both things. Only half the time Eddie Murphy is funny.But considering the 2 movies he made before...Has nominating him become an obligatory thing?
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Finally, a kids movie that doesn't have anything disturbing that the creaters didn't notice. Too bad it still sucks like a Hoover!
The good: It's not Eddie Murphy worst movie: It's not as bad as the limp Meet Dave or the Rotten Asshole Norbit, but that's not saying much! Eddie first demonstration: This scene comes very close to being funny. There's no bestiality!: After Alvin And The Chipmunks 2, Furry Vengeance, and The Grinch, it's "good" to find a family film that doesn't relie on the wet-dreams of furries! The bad: Eddie Murphy: It's been said before and it needs to be said again: What the f*ck happened to Eddie Murphy's balls? Are they stored in Jeffrey Katzenberg's desk? The only reason he's not in the ugly is because he only has one character here. Thomas Haden Church: Remember how Church was nominated for an Oscar for Sideways? Yeah, this'll make you forget it. Granted, it's not as bad as his acting in All About Steve or his role as a cop in 2001 Worst Picture nominee 3000 Miles To Graceland, but it's still a limp performance. Yara Shahadi: Remember that rant about annoying children in my Brendan Frasier Gets Raped By A Bear review? Shahadi makes them look like the cast of Stand By Me in comparison! She does a scream that's on par with John Galt's 90-page speech in Atlas Shrugged*! The ugly: The moral: Movies that say that fathers should quit their jobs are the bane of my existance. I hate this mini-genre so much, that in my initial roster, I left out every one that had it because I didn't want to go near them! Then I remembered that I'm going to review a movie where Jon Voight fights babies and decided to let one and only one in the roster. I choose this one because it was fresh in my memory and Murphy's going to host the Oscars next year. So, when Murphy bombs like a thousand James Franco's, you can remember my review. Well that's the best live-action Eddie Murphy of the last fives years**! Grade: C Next-up: The Nutcracker In 3D! (Christ, I'm f*cked!) *That's a little harsh, Shahadi never idolized a child-killer! Link: http://www.michaelprescott.net/hickman.htm **Dreamgirls was, technically, 6 years ago.
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