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SchumacherH8ter
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Topic: NUMBER 23, Your Table is Ready!Posted: September 06 2007 at 1:40pm |
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Joel Schumacher is history's greatest monster!-Robot Chicken
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Posted: September 15 2007 at 5:49am |
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Joel Schumacher is history's greatest monster!-Robot Chicken
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Posted: September 24 2007 at 8:00am |
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moviewizguy, why have you seen "Yu-Gi-Oh: The Movie"? I admit, I have seen it, but I have an excuse: I was only 12 at the time. Also, kudos (thought I'd never use that in terms with moviewizguy
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Joel Schumacher is history's greatest monster!-Robot Chicken
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Posted: October 16 2007 at 9:04am |
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Over at "Cracked," this was listed as having The Third Most Asinine Ending Ever. #2 was the "Planet Of The Apes" remake, and #1 was "The Life Of David Gale"...
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Joel Schumacher is history's greatest monster!-Robot Chicken
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Jack Spencer Jr
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Posted: January 26 2008 at 12:14pm |
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I just saw the movie, and it was garbage. There seems to be a lot of so-called thrillers this past year that are anything but. It was particularly flabby around the middle, but in this case, the first two acts are flabby. That takes talent to make the beginning lousy. Pretty much, the movie saved all the real plot twists for the final act, and this is not the least of it's problems.
It's sad, thought, a movie about the main character getting obsessed with something like the number 23 could, no... SHOULD work. It just doesn't. Yes, it's silly to go bonkers over a number, but that's kind of the point. Usually I like to play a mental game of how would I have improved the movie, and like a lot of movies lately, I'm stymied for an easy answer as this script isn't a fixer-upper but a total tear down. But one major flaw is that as Carey's character starts to read the book and falls into the paranoid delusion, he never questions or tries to escape it. Something like seeing the number 23 everywhere seems to be the sort of thing that would be easy to force yourself to ignore, the way a recovering gambler might take a deep breath and tell the clerk no, I don't wish to buy a lottery ticket. The idea being he would try to brush it off as the silly coincidence that everyone else tells him it is, until something else drags him back into the whole thing. But nothing like this happens, so it become like the old horror movies where the audience asks why the hero is going upstairs to see where the monster is, or why they don't just call the cops, or get out of the house like the nice, ghostly voice says. Why doesn't Jim Carey just put the book down and try to put the number 23 out of his mind so his life can get back to normal? Well, for one, everyone who tells him he's taking things too far with this number business also tell him to finish reading the book, like the pack of nitwits they are. The Number 23 is a movie that could have been a good study of paranoid fantasy, but the audience is left behind for the first two acts and when it finally come back to us in act 3, it's too little, too late. The odd thing is, when the movie ended, the clock read 6:17. Eerie. |
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Posted: January 31 2008 at 8:19am |
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Posted: January 31 2008 at 10:09am |
It DOES?!? Oh. My. GOD! It's true! No one told me this movie was NONfiction. Oh, endless magnitude! What does this number MEAN?!? Seriously, though. I'm not making it up about the clock, which is what makes it funny. Would have been funnier if I had started the movie at 4:19, but you can't have everything. |
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Posted: February 08 2010 at 9:46am |
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The message of the movie is very good: If we choose to believe a number is special,we'll see it ev'rywhere(that's one of the main themes in LOST).If some other director had made it,we would've find out he's 23 years old,he was born on the 23,or if you add his social security numbers you'll get 23.However,that doesn't mean is special. The problem is that by showin'us this,the endin'changes the entire tone of the movie,and blows it. |
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Posted: February 08 2010 at 1:49pm |
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Actually, the message is not "if you think a number is special", it's more "mind over matter". If you think something is special and you live your life by it, you may eventually convince yourself that your life is controled by that special something.
But the real reason why this movie is here is because it was directed by the man who ruined the Batman movie series, and starred a non-funny Jim Carrey, and in Carrey's case, funny is the only way he can make money.
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The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it.
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Posted: February 08 2010 at 2:55pm |
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You're right!I forgot to talk'bout that!
Jim isn't just a comedian.He's an actor.He's gon'na do drama sometimes,and you can't hate him'cuz of that.
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Posted: March 20 2010 at 2:21pm |
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I just reviewed this movie in Rotten Tomatoes.Please vote:
www.rottentomatoes.com/user/812172/reviews/view.php?type=2&id=1168260
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Posted: October 23 2012 at 10:12pm |
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It could be argued that this isn't a horror movie. But, it's Joel Schumacher and it's been a while since I review a Joel Schumacher movie.
When Jim Carrey's playing Walter Sparrow for the first part, he's decent. Not great, but not terrible. He works as a dog catcher. That's it for the good. When Jim Carrey's playing Walter Sparrow in the second part, he bad. As a paranoid nut afraid of the number 23, he's funnier than some of his recent comedy roles. His movie wife Virginia Madson is bad as well. The less said about her performance in the story within a story the better. And Logan Lerman is annoying as Hell as their son Robin. His name is Robin Sparrow. Geddit? When Jim Carrey's playing Detective Fingerling he's f*cking horrible!!! He's completely over his head here. His performance is groan inducing without being hilariously bad. I'm going to say something incredibly shocking now: Joel Schumacher's direction isn't the worst thing here!!! He still can't direct, create tension, or make us care about the characters, but he's not the worst. The worst thing is the script by Fernley Phillips. All his script amounts to is Darren Aronofsky's Pi with dumber writing and worse actors. You could have excised the 23 plot from the film without changing too much of the story. Also, I think that this script might have been rejected a couple of times since there's a scene where Walter uses a callbox to call the police. This is a movie made in 2007 and he had the son with him when he called. The son didn't have a cellphone? And let's not even get into the moronic twist. I'll be here all night ripping that too shreds. It felt good to bash Schumacher again. Grade: F Next-up: Hannibal!!
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