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    Posted: May 11 2011 at 7:24pm
IT IS an UNSPOKEN LAW in HOLLYWOOD THAT JANUARY is OFFICIALLY 'DUMPING SEASON," the TIME of YEAR WHEN ALL the DUDS, DOGS and DIM-BULB MOVIES THAT WOULD BE IGNORED ANY OTHER TIME of the YEAR ACTUALLY HAVE a SHOT at REIGNING as #1 at the BOX OFFICE...IF ONLY for ABOUT 17 MINUTES.

PERFECT CASE in POINT: SEASON OF THE WITCH

DOES ANYONE EVEN REMEMBER the LAST TIME 3-TIME RAZZIE® NOMINEE NICOLAS CAGE TOP-LINED a MOVIE THAT HAD EITHER DECENT REVIEWS (or AT LEAST OKAY BOX OFFICE)?  DOES ANYONE BUT OUR VOTING MEMBERSHIP EVEN STILL CARE ABOUT the 1995 BEST ACTOR WINNER's RAPIDLY DWINDLING CAREER?? AND HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THIS FILM's COMICAL RESEMBLANCE to OUR 2008 WORST PICTURE NOMINEE IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE??? 

BY YEAR'S END, WITCH WILL PROBABLY BE ALL-BUT-FORGOTTEN. BUT for NOW, IT SEEMS LIKE the PERFECT WAY to KICK OFF OUR 32nd YEAR of DIS-HONORING WORST ACHIEVEMENTS in FILM. 

NOW THAT WE'VE TIED CAGE to the STAKE for YOUR BURNING PLEASURE -- WHO WANTS to LIGHT the FIRST TORCH?!? 

HERE's the LINK to JOIN OUR FORUM DISCUSSION of THIS FILM...




CAGE: "Just what do you mean I've taken a torch to 
my career by making crap like this?!?!?"  
Ye Olde Head RAZZberry
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