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    Posted: March 27 2006 at 2:32am

Why don't we save the broken glass for Tom Cruise?

Originally posted by deadguy76

Sure as long as we can add a couple sprinkles of broken glass...

Oh man I need to stay away from rotten.com

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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 25 2006 at 9:43pm

Sure as long as we can add a couple sprinkles of broken glass...

Oh man I need to stay away from rotten.com

"Woody Allen, whatever his failings, does not make movies for morons. Most directors do. Of course, most directors are morons."

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Post Options Post Options   Quote MJ Narcy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 25 2006 at 3:24pm
I know what we can put in Paris's mouth.  Nuke  Anybody have a handful of habanero peppers?  Evil Smile
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Post Options Post Options   Quote marnold Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 10 2006 at 5:41am

...When awaking from her nap, she discovered her father had placed a new kind of meat in her hand that was strangely not fond of being gone down on--unattatched meat...food.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote jumbalaya Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 08 2006 at 7:27am

"Like, how do I eat this?"

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Post Options Post Options   Quote *AGATHA* Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2006 at 9:26am

BOEHOE

I THINK JESSICA SIMPSON should have wons

she stinks!

but my friends and I spilled a free ticket on this movie so we do get some joy of this but the had a BIG HOERAY when she died in the movie maybe she can win an oscar for best dead person

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Post Options Post Options   Quote smokestack Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2006 at 3:34am

"I'll do anything for money...anything."

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Post Options Post Options   Quote ThePoet Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2006 at 12:06pm

"And there were shepherds living out in the fields
nearby, keeping watch of their flocks at night. An
angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory
of the Lord shone around them, and they were     
terrified. But the angel said to them, "Do not be
afraid. I bring you good news of great joy that  
will for all the people. Today in the town of    
David a Savior has been born to you; he is Christ The Lord."


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Post Options Post Options   Quote su-ann Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2006 at 9:38am

Does this photo make my belly-button look fat?

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Post Options Post Options   Quote su-ann Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2006 at 9:36am
Paris: Is this photo make my belly-button look fat?
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Post Options Post Options   Quote ATSteveDuncan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2006 at 6:16am
Paris is a sexy bitch but is the worst actriz
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Allio79 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2006 at 3:55am
"So THIS is what regular people eat.  Interesting."
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Post Options Post Options   Quote Anduril Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2006 at 9:54pm

Hmmmm, a meal which costs less than 20.000 dollars?

This can´t be real! ...

And why is the dress made of Seatbelt???

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Post Options Post Options   Quote hariman Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2006 at 10:57am
Paris: I hope this outfit doesn't make my tits look smaller and my hips look wider.

Or:

Paris: I couldn't possibly eat another bite.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote zenchris Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 05 2006 at 2:03am

 

spit or swallow?

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Post Options Post Options   Quote NiVa25 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2006 at 7:18pm

 Guys you forgot the funny episode of South Park, When Paris had a contest with "Big Gay Al" Both were trying to prove who was the best "wh*&3". I think in that commercial she was trying to fit in the car!!

Comments: To those that haven't seen that episode of South Park... Hurry! you're missing one of the most funny & ridiculous parody of Paris!!!

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