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Paris Hilton w/a Big, Juicy...HAMBURGER!

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    Posted: March 04 2006 at 5:34pm

I wonder if they can see my cameltoe in this outfit?

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Post Options Post Options   Quote sportsartist24 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 01 2006 at 8:03pm

And after this one, I'll make sure to drink a dozen Pepsis.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Mark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 01 2006 at 12:23pm

"Yes, I've finally escaped Mr. Slave's ass! Now I can have a burger before I go out get drunk with my lesbian sister and stick more pineapples up my"......(coughs up white foam in free hand) 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Amy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 27 2006 at 4:19am
"Hey, where's everybody going? Come back! Look at me! Look at me! Aren't I hot? Don't you think I'm hot? Where are you going?"
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Post Options Post Options   Quote megalomaniac Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 25 2006 at 5:57am
Can i have a second one? Forgot to stuff my bra this morning.
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Post Options Post Options   Quote yeah right Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 24 2006 at 7:51am

"Daddy will be so impressed...I finally have a job!"

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Post Options Post Options   Quote The Cow Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 24 2006 at 12:50am

"Do you think this outfit make my breast smaller than this burger? I must fire my stylist...at least no one is staring at the car...wait until I wash*t...I sure do this better than Jessica Simpson..."

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Nicole Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 23 2006 at 2:04am

"Um, like, where DID I put that ketchup??" (hee hee)

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Thomas Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 21 2006 at 2:22pm

Mmmmm! Look out! I could be like Homer Simpson...

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Post Options Post Options   Quote sportsartist24 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 18 2006 at 1:52pm

If I can eat one burger in 5 minutes total, I can be able to stuff in a lot more.

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Post Options Post Options   Quote YAWN Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 17 2006 at 8:24am

"This is the most meat I've swallowed in at least fifteen minutes."

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote jb Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 16 2006 at 10:43am

"Hmmmm, if I order one more, maybe I could make some serious cleavage!"

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Richard of Portland Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 06 2006 at 6:31pm

"Im.....Too Sexy for my burger...too sexy for my burger...to bite it...and eat it..."

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Roger Corman Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 05 2006 at 7:23am

Well I've gone from catwalk modeling to amatuer porn star to  B-list tv and movie "star" to doing commercials for Carl's.... What's on the plate for next week??? 

Paris:  "Hurry!  Hurry!  Hurry!  Come on down to Bill Heard's used Chevrolet dealership in beautiful Dothan, Alabama for the Memorial Day give-a-way!"

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Santipobema Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 05 2006 at 6:10am

Paris: "Mmmm... How much did they pay me to eat this meat?"

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Post Options Post Options   Quote sportsartist24 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 04 2006 at 2:53pm

"Mmmmm...burger!"

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