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    Posted: December 06 2005 at 7:35am

SO...WHAT IS PARIS THINKING* WHILE GRABBING BOTH BUNS...OF THIS CARL'S JR. BURGER??

* Assuming, of course, that Paris CAN think!

PARIS: "This is the biggest thing I've ever eaten on-camera...Well, almost!"

VIDEO LINK: See the 60-Second version of Paris' Bump 'n' Grind AD...

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Post Options Post Options   Quote JoBloMovieGoer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 06 2005 at 7:39am

PARIS: "No, I don't want fries with that. I can't think of ANYWHERE to put them!"

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Post Options Post Options   Quote #1-Film Freak!! Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 06 2005 at 7:42am

PARIS: "Maybe I should have ordered it without pickles. Pickles give me gas!"

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Jar Jar Binks Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 06 2005 at 8:21am

PARIS:  "They re-cast The Simple Life, but people still think I'm the less interesting one."

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Geoff Johnson Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 06 2005 at 6:35pm

PARIS: “If it can not be described metaphorically using cows, then it can not exist.”

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Python Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 07 2005 at 7:40am

PARIS: "And for dessert, I want everyone who sat through HOUSE OF WAX to smash a coconut cream pie in my face. Please! Before I do a sequel!!  

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Post Options Post Options   Quote JoeBacon Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 07 2005 at 4:05pm

PARIS: "Hmmm...And Mr. Carl gives HOW MUCH to the Christian Coalition??"

GIVE KIRK CAMERON THE RAZZING HE DESERVES!!!!!!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote #1-Movie-Fan! Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 07 2005 at 5:28pm

PARIS: "Can I get that with...Twice the meat?!?!"

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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 08 2005 at 9:20pm

PARIS: "I've never eaten anything that didn't come with a side of caviar before! I wonder what this tastes like? Will it make me fat? Oh well, I can always do a few lines of coke to lose weight."

(Of course Paris Hilton is so scrawny I doubt she's ever eaten this much before)

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Post Options Post Options   Quote lauryb Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 24 2005 at 1:24pm

Paris : "Mmmmmm, this hamburger makes me so horny I feel like calling up Rick Salomon for a sequel to our sex tape!"

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Post Options Post Options   Quote B-Man Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 30 2005 at 6:03am

"So...where do I put this meat?"

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Robertin Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 01 2006 at 12:19pm

"Man, there´s more meat in this hamburguer than in my chest!!"

 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Groovyman Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 06 2006 at 2:50pm

"Thanks to CGI effects, the poor suckers actually believe I can hold a burger weighing more than I do!"

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Post Options Post Options   Quote Chelsea Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 08 2006 at 10:44am
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PARIS: "They think I'm really gunna eat this burger! Whateve i'll be throwing it up late.." 

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Post Options Post Options   Quote John Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2006 at 12:39pm

Paris Hilton: The Queen of All Stupid Skanks

"OMG! I Love tasting Meat, but I never had it shaped like this before! Where's a Banana?"

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Post Options Post Options   Quote scottcc Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 26 2006 at 5:21am

PARIS: Food is like...so gross!

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