Perhaps THIS Will Bling a Bell?!?!?!?

WORST SEQUEL · Originally posted by GTAHater767

IN a TIME WHEN FAMILIES ARE STILL BEING EVICTED from FORECLOSED HOMES, JOBS ARE STILL TOO SCARCE and GENUINE LAUGHS ARE SCARCER STILL, IT's ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE to DEFEND a PAEAN to MATERIALISM and BLING LIKE SEX AND THE CITY #2...  

AND, JUST LIKE the FIRST FILM (and FRANKLY, the ENTIRE HBO SERIES) THIS ONE IS #2 in MANY WAYS... 

LET'S TAKE a MOMENT, and COUNT THOSE WAYS:  

1) THERE'S NOT ONE of ITS CORE GROUP of CHARACTERS WHO ISN'T BLING-OBSESSED, SHOE-OBSESSED, FASHION-OBSESSED or OTHERWISE FOCUSED ON the TRULY UNIMPORTANT THINGS in LIFE...  

2) AREN'T THESE LADIES GETTING a TAD LONG-in-the-TOOTH to STILL BE LIVING THIS LIFESTYLE??  

3) WAS IT TOO MUCH to HOPE THAT, SINCE IT's LARGELY SET in DUBAI, the FOUR MAIN LADIES WOULD BE FORCED to WEAR BURKAS -- and the AUDIENCE WOULD BE SPARED HAVING to LOOK at THEIR SURGICALLY ENHANCED FACES??

3) THIS SHOULD QUALIFY for WORST SEQUEL, WORST ACTRESS (PERHAPS a GROUP NOMINATION for the FOUR PRINCIPALS) WORST SCREENPLAY, WORST EXCUSE for a ROM/COM and, THANKS to a MERCIFULLY BRIEF CAMEO by 1988 WORST ACTRESS RAZZIE® "WINNER" LIZA MINNELLI, WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS... 

SADLY, WOMEN ALL ACROSS AMERICA ATE THIS UP with a SPOON...WHILE MOST MEN WE KNOW FOUND IT ABOUT as APPETIZING AS a SPOONFUL of BOOGERS. 

OKAY, WE'VE RUN OUT of VITRIOL -- NOW IT's YOUR TURN!  

UPDATE/SPECIAL LINK: HERE's a LINK to READ REX REED's NEW YORK OBSERVER REVIEW of THIS FILM -- A SPOT-ON SLAM of BOTH the FILM and ITS WORLD VIEW, 
WE PROMISE YOU'LL ENJOY READING IT! 

LIZA: "I SURRENDER!! Just give me that Worst 
Supporting Actress nomination now..."  

SCARY LINK: LIZA IS SEEN ABOVE SINGING BEYONCE's 
"IF YOU LIKE IT, THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT a RING ON IT!" 
-- and DOING SO HORRIBLY! 

HERE's a LINK to SEE and HEAR IT, IN AWL ITZ GOD-AWFUL 
GLORY, on YOU TUBE...  