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BurnHollywoodBurn
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Topic: Predicting the WORST MOVIE OF THE WEEK!!!Posted: June 29 2011 at 6:56pm |
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The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it.
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Posted: June 29 2011 at 7:44pm |
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The way I see it, if a young lady is gorgeous she is gorgeous...and if noting that makes me a dirty old man...what the heck. I'm only going to get the opportunity to be one this one time.
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Posted: June 29 2011 at 7:56pm |
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Well, I'm three months older than Ms. Gomez, so I can ogle her without shame. I'll assume that Vits is in the same boat.
And speaking of her, Monte Carlo still doesn't have any reviews.
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Vheid
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Posted: June 30 2011 at 5:57am |
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The first three reviews on RT seem to be Rotten. I am not really suprised.
Michaels, Burn and Vits: I liked reading what you thought of Monte Carlo, but could you answer the main question I asked? Do you think it deserves to be Bonus Worst Movie of the Week (or atleast a forum)? |
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Michaels
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Posted: June 30 2011 at 9:37am |
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Well, it looks like Burn and I are alone among a den of posters who believe all is fair in love (or in this case, lust) and war. And that's just for Selena Gomez, I can't imagine what you all think of Victoria Justice, Miranda Cosgrove, and the rest of the female casts of "Victorious" and "iCarly". That's the whose who of celebrity jail bait!
PS: Yeah, "Monte Carlo" AKA "Prince and Pauper Version 9,001" should have its own forum and a nod for Worst Remake/Rip-off.
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BurnHollywoodBurn
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Posted: June 30 2011 at 10:00am |
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Oh yes, "Victorious" and "iCarly", now there's two shows that were designed with dirty old men in mind!
But back to the topic at hand, yes, "Monte Carlo" should have a forum, if only for being a rip-off of not one but two other movies ("Lizzy McGuire" and every "Prince and Pauper" adpatation ever made).
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The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it.
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Vits
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Posted: June 30 2011 at 10:33am |
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It may be a matter of semantics,but saying "Gorgeous"/"Beautiful"/"Handsome"/"Goodlooking" isn't the same as "Sexy"/"Hot".In fact,the latter impliy you are attracted to that person.Anyway,I could care less about that.Not because age doesn't matter,because it does...in relationships.Relationships between people with an age difference tend to not work.However,if you're pushing 40 and you're desperate to get married,it's OK to choose not to date someone older or younger,even if you're feelings are strong(of course as long as you know it won't work).But if I learned anything from every '90s sitcom is that the world of dating is about taking chances,specially when you're young. Bottom line,it's not my fault Michaels feels like a pedophile.In fact,I don't care.He could be a 40 year old just who's afraid of what others think,which I can understand.Or he could be some tightass from the south that would arrest a guy for sleeping with is girlfriend the night he turns 18 while she's still 17(this has happened),which I doubt since I feel I sort of know him. I'm about to be 21,and that won't prevent me from being attracted to Selena or Miranda Cosgrove.I found Victoria Justice to be very beautiful,but I just don't feel attracted to her.
Like it matters...
Yes.It may turn out to be good,or maybe bad but not as much as LARRY CROWNE.Either way,that decision is about pre-opinion. |
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Posted: June 30 2011 at 11:32am |
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Half-Year's Day is tomorrow, so I don't mind waiting less than 24 more hours to decide on the next forum. But if the reviews stay as negative as they are, Monte Carlo's forum will be more important. I wouldn't mind a forum for Larry Crowne, if the reviews don't ascend.
And on the topic of finding actresses born in the 1990's more attractive, I know I wouldn't want to date any of them just by looks. The youngest actress I can recall Footnote 1 finding attractive is... soo desu ne... the easiest example I can think of is Emma Watson. However, this only applies when she's playing the role of Hermione Granger Footnote 2... AND she's over 4 months older than me. Nearly all the rest of the actresses I find attractive are age 22-34, or 28 + or - 6 years.
And actors are mostly the same. I find most of the attractive ones to be in their 20's, some of them in their 30's, and only a small handful in their late teens. Where I live, it's pretty commonplace to find someone under age 25 that I found attractive who's not famous, but I'd rarely want to date them. And if that's not hard enough to believe, as long as I keep off the facial stubble, I often look like age 15-17 myself!
Footnote 1: Only by a stroke of luck will I remember the name of any actress younger than her that I found attractive under any circumstance. If you ask me, this is because I haven't paid enough attention to actresses under 20.
Footnote 2: The books at least implied that Granger and Cho Chang were pretty, but mostly Chang.
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Vheid
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Posted: June 30 2011 at 1:25pm |
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It seems that no one has an opinion on this question I asked... link
Vits, If I learned anything about dating through 90's sitcoms it's that they are completely wrong when it comes to the subject. Let's be honoust, sitcoms tend to be a very fabricated when it comes to depicting human interaction (especially conversations). As for the Larry Crowne vs. Monte Carlo-debate. Eventough it's supposed to be very dull and chliched. I kind of admire what Larry Crowne is doing by replacing the young goodlooking actors and actresses that you usually see in rom coms with actors in their 40's/50's. I have however have no admiration for Monte Carlo. A film that seems to tell tweens that it's FUN being rich and buying/owning expensive clothes and jewelery. I mean Roger Ebert himself mentioned in his review that this movie resembles Sex & The City. So personally I think Monte Carlo is a little bit worse but i have yet to see either film... |
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Posted: June 30 2011 at 2:00pm |
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I think you missed the point. |
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BurnHollywoodBurn
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Posted: June 30 2011 at 2:37pm |
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Keep in mind, Vits, you're 21, so finding 18 years sexually attractive is no problem for you. Come back here when you're in your 30s and 40s and you'll realize what Michaels and I are talking about when it comes to feeling like a pedophile when you're lusting over girls who are decades younger than you. Thank you for replying to my and Michaels' comments in such an insensitive manner.
If you think it's perfectly normal for a 51 year old to be marrying a 16 year old, well, I don't know what to tell you. Oh, and sitcoms are the worst place to get relationship advice from. Those shows are for entertainment reasons, not lifestyle coaching.
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The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it.
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Vits
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Posted: June 30 2011 at 3:24pm |
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Well,I find women a lot older than me attractive too.I know it's not the same for you,but trust me,it is.And also a lot younger.And I know that feeling that you're talking about(not 100%,but I do have empathy).My problem is that out there people feel that they can't be with the ones they love because of the age difference.Doesn't anyone feel wrong for having Mary Kay Leternau arrested now that she married the guy?Did anyone here watch BIG LOVE?I know that's fiction,but it had a situation that could happen every day:the main guy finds out his 3rd wife lied because she was 16,not 18 when they got married.A few days later he gets arrested for child rape.
I cann't tell you if it's OK for HORACE to marry that girl because I don't know if they're truly in love. I know sitcoms are absurd situations,but I was talking about putting yourself out there in the dating world. And how was I insensitive?
Roger Ebert gave both 2 stars.Could they be equally bad? |
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Vheid
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Posted: July 01 2011 at 5:58am |
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How were you not insensitive? I mean you called Michaels a pedophile for saying that an 18 year old girl is cute (you were the first person here to imply that). Don't you think that's a bit harsh? Pets can be cute, children can be cute, hot air balloons can be cute that doesn't mean that people are attracted by them. |
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Vits
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Posted: July 01 2011 at 1:42pm |
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Well,MONTE CARLO is bad,LARRY CROWNE is worse! "Although it has its charming moments, MONTE CARLO is mostly silly,predictable stuff that never pushes beyond the boundaries of formula". "Despite the relaxed,easy chemistry of it's stars, LARRY CROWNE is surprisingly bland and conventional".
Michaels textually said that I made him feel like a pedophile for thinking she's attractive.And she's definately not a child. |
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Posted: July 01 2011 at 2:24pm |
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Anyway....let's please end this discussion, It reminds me of my former next door neighbor who told me that he was attracted to 10 year old boys (Still not sure what I should have done with that information). Returning back to the subject of this forum... It's seems that both Monte Carlo and Larry Crowne both weren't bad enough to deserve a forum. June 8th We already know that Zoolander is going to be the worst movie of the upcoming week. Early Prediction for June 15th: I think this weekend will bring us NO worst movie of the week. Winnie the Pooh was already released in Europe and Brit critics loved it and there has yet to be a Harry Potter-movie with a bad RT-rating... RESPONSE from Head RAZZberry: I personally loathe what Dizz-Knee did with A.A. Milne's characters (and especially Ernest Shepherd's wonderful character drawings - LINK) and am toying with listing POOH as the Worst of the Week choice for July 15th. Though I don't seriously expect it would get much attention come year's end/Nominating Ballot time, I do think it would stir up a lively discussion here. And the posting below about its mediocre reception in foreign release only encourages me to think maybe I should "go for it"... |
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Vits
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Posted: July 01 2011 at 2:40pm |
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R-i-i-i-ght...'cuz that's the same thing. ¬¬ You realize you just implied I could be considered a "pedophile"? I didn't call Michaels one, but even if I had, do you think that makes it right?
WINNIE THE POOH was also released here last week, and the reviews were all over the place.A concensus couldn't be made because of all the different opinions.However,everyone liked the fact it was traditional animation rather than CG.
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