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    Posted: June 28 2006 at 5:09pm

THIS SEMI-NUDE (OR SHOULD THAT B "DEMI-NUDE"?) IMAGE of a SEVERAL-MONTHS-PREGNANT BRITNEY SPEARS APPEARS on the AUGUST 2006 COVER of HARPER'S BAZAAR. ...AND, SPEAKING of BIZARRE, IS SPEARS' DARKER HAIR COLOR  a TRIBUTE to DEMI -- OR WAS THE FACT THAT USING HAIR DYE DURING PREGNANCY CAN BE A TOXIC RISK YET ANOTHER LITTLE ISSUE ABOUT BABY SAFETY THAT MAMA BRITNEY DIDN'T READ ABOUT in THE TRAILER PARK PICAYUNE??

ANYWAZE, FEEL FREE 2 CAPTION AWAY. WE'LL GETCHA STARTED with OUR ENTRY...

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Post Options Post Options   Quote #1-Film Freak!! Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 29 2006 at 6:05am

Britney: "You can't see it with the photo cropped at the bottom, but in the tradition of my trailer park roots, I am literally barefoot and pregnant..."

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(Britney's "thoughts"): "OOPS! I did it again..."

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Why am I reminded of ROSEMARY'S BABY?!?!?!?!

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Maybe she should name the baby...Damien??

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"Maybe now people will take me as seriously as they do Demi..."

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Post Options Post Options   Quote ITbeast Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 29 2006 at 3:48pm

Britney: "Being the queen of White Trash forces me to search for new ways of representing the Trailer Park Image of America, even if it has already been done before by someone else a whole lot smarter than me."

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"I hate it when paparazzi try to take unflattering pictures of me. I'd rather stick to classy, planned photo shoots like this one..."

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"Maybe by the time I'm twice Demi's age, I'll have half her talent..."

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"...and half the brain power to boot!"  

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Post Options Post Options   Quote JoeBacon Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 01 2006 at 2:22pm

"I do NOT have a big ass...J Lo has a big ass..."

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Post Options Post Options   Quote ITbeast Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 01 2006 at 5:36pm

HeadRazzBerry, Is there any way  we can possibly nominate Britney and K-Fed for most tiresome tabloid couple this year? I reeeaaallllyyyy think they have it all over Tom-Kat this time .

I have not seen a dumber pair of people in my entire life, including Stallone (and any of his many wives) or Tom-Kat.

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Britney: "Hey, Kev!! Now we can afford that 2 story double-wide we been lookin at!!"

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Post Options Post Options   Quote deadguy76 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 29 2006 at 11:08pm

Finally...Britney has found something she is good at.

(Hint, it ain't makin' music)

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I shall call it MINI ME!!!
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Post Options Post Options   Quote saturnwatcher Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 02 2006 at 1:09pm

I'm hoping that one of the "487 Best New Ideas" mentioned on the cover...is for Brittany to keep her legs closed next time! 

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