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New MOMMIE DEAREST Halloween Mask??

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Forum Name: CAPTION THIS! Put Something of Yours in Their Mouth...
Forum Discription: Fun Foto Captions: BABY SURI, Pregnant Britney, Schlocky ROCKY XXVII, Faye's Face-Lift, Paris, Ashlee... and MORE!
URL: http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1111
Printed Date: September 02 2014 at 2:15am


Topic: New MOMMIE DEAREST Halloween Mask??
Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Subject: New MOMMIE DEAREST Halloween Mask??
Date Posted: June 27 2006 at 4:55am

WE KNOW, EVERYONE OVER THE AGE OF 28 in HOLLYWOOD OPTS for PLASTIC SURGERY...BUT THIS RECENT IMAGE of MUMMY DEAREST HERSELF, FAYE DUNAWAY, IS ONE of the SCARIER ONES WE'VE EVER SEEN. IN FACT, IT'S BEEN COMPARED 2 the INFAMOUS "CAT WOMAN," WHO'S HAD SO MANY SURGERIES SHE LOOKS PERMANENTLY STARTLED...

SPEAKING of 'CATWOMAN," FEEL FREE 2 GET as CATTY AS YOU WISH WITH YOUR CAPTIONS.

Here's OUR Caption 2 Get Things Started:

"Come on and f**k with me fellas -- This ain't my first time at the face-lift rodeo!"



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Ye Olde Head RAZZberry



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Posted By: Nasty Man
Date Posted: June 27 2006 at 5:18am

"And with this long blonde wig, I don't look a day over 128!"



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Posted By: JoBloMovieGoer
Date Posted: June 27 2006 at 5:20am

Wait a minute -- Did Faye Dunaway play Norman Bates' mother at the end of the original Psycho??

Response from Head RAZZberry: For those of you who don't get the above reference, here's the image to which JoBloMovieGoer was referring:

Kinda like one of those old "Separated at Birth" items from SPY Magazine, isn't it??



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Posted By: ITbeast
Date Posted: June 27 2006 at 5:39am

Well, If they want someone to play Katherine Trammel 40 years from now, here's The Perfect Candiate to star in "Basically It Stinks 3: Botox Addiction" .

Seriously, why can't people just let nature take it's course, and try not to look like the next installment of Halloween.



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Posted By: #1-Film Freak!!
Date Posted: June 27 2006 at 6:01am

I think she looks like a QUEEN...

OLD enough to be The Bride of Tutankhamen!



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Posted By: #1-Movie-Fan!
Date Posted: June 27 2006 at 6:24am

...Maybe it's test make-up for Faye's remake of "Mister Sardonicus" ??



Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Date Posted: June 27 2006 at 11:02am

While I can see the PSYCHO similarities, I must say I think the Faye Photo looks less like MR. SARDONICUS than she does like Cesar Romero as The Joker on the 1960s BATMAN TV show.

For comparison, here are both images I'm referring to:



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Posted By: JoeBacon
Date Posted: June 27 2006 at 4:11pm
Good lord, are you sure that isn't pancake makeup on a waffle face?


Posted By: ITbeast
Date Posted: June 27 2006 at 4:19pm

 

You know, She does looks look like Cesar. If I did not know better (Cesar passed away in 1994), I might SERIOUSLY BELIEVE that Cesar had possessed Faye, and was trying to make a comeback! .

However, the next time she visits Dr. Botox, Faye may end up like Norman Bates' mother .



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Posted By: Rosen
Date Posted: June 27 2006 at 7:35pm

She looks Ru Paul-esque...

OK... The drag queen looks SO much better...

 



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Posted By: gertie the duck
Date Posted: June 28 2006 at 1:12am

I'm a girl, but regardless...I'm not sure I'd wanna put anything of mine in THAT mouth!

Although...she could start working as star lion for a local circus: "Will the lion tamer daaare to put his head between Faye's jaws?"

I think all she could say is :"Can't speak...face stuck!"

Scary...



Posted By: Nasty Man
Date Posted: June 28 2006 at 7:05am

The image of Dunaway...

Reminds me of this image of Medusa from "Clash of the Titans"...

Okay, the "hair" and mouth are off (by only a little) but you've gotta admit, the EYES and SKIN TEXTURE are awfully close...



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Posted By: ITbeast
Date Posted: June 30 2006 at 5:20pm

Reply to ROSEN:

If they were the last 2 forms of females on earth and I had to choose one to be with.... It would be Ru Paul-esque hands down.

 



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Posted By: Nasty Man
Date Posted: July 01 2006 at 2:40pm

I'm not sure if ITbeast is familiar with exactly who RuPaul is...

Let's put it this way: If they ever remake "The Crying Game," RuPaul could do the "surprise/reveal" scene without needing a stunt double...

 



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Posted By: ITbeast
Date Posted: July 01 2006 at 5:42pm
Oh I am familiar Nastyman!!! Just stating a comparison between the sad truth with who looks better between RuPaul and Mommie Dearest.


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Posted By: miladyblue
Date Posted: October 02 2006 at 12:06pm

 

"Why didn't I listen when my mother told me, "If you keep making that face, it will freeze that way?"



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Posted By: SchumacherH8ter
Date Posted: September 09 2007 at 7:31am

                                                     

Warning: May cause "Exorcist" style projectile vomiting.



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Posted By: deadguy76
Date Posted: September 10 2007 at 6:51pm
Hey it looks like it can double as a Joker's mask. With some white spraypaint and green hair...

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Posted By: Queen_of_Toad
Date Posted: October 16 2007 at 5:39pm
Secret twins with:




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