HERE LIES...LOTSA FUN!!
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Forum Name: CELEBRITY TOMBSTONES
Forum Discription: Let Any Man (or Woman) Write Their Epitaph -- A Fun Way 2 Poke Fun at The Famous & Shameless!!
URL: http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1183
Printed Date: June 19 2013 at 12:15pm
Topic: HERE LIES...LOTSA FUN!!
Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Subject: HERE LIES...LOTSA FUN!!
Date Posted: July 25 2006 at 5:21am
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HERE'S THE http://www.jjchandler.com/tombstone/ - LINK 2 CREATE YOUR OWN CELEBRITY TOMBSTONE... ------------- Ye Olde Head RAZZberry |
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Posted By: gertie the duck
Date Posted: July 25 2006 at 6:24am
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Masterful, Headrazz! I don't think I'd be able to come up with anything that could possibly top that... ------------- "Come back, Sidney... I wanna chastise you!" |
Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Date Posted: July 25 2006 at 8:56am
  ------------- Ye Olde Head RAZZberry |
Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Date Posted: July 25 2006 at 9:00am
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------------- Ye Olde Head RAZZberry |
Posted By: Sanndman228715
Date Posted: July 25 2006 at 12:15pm
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Here's a few quick ones:
And one that won't fit on the Tombstone Generator: Here lies Gary Oldman, we think ( Actually a joke to praise Oldman's ability to become almost unrecognizable, and still be awesome!)
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Posted By: Nasty Man
Date Posted: July 25 2006 at 5:53pm
  ------------- Everything SUX! |
Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Date Posted: August 02 2006 at 12:12pm
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Couldn't resist adding this one, courtesy of our "friends" at StalloneZone.com:
------------- Ye Olde Head RAZZberry |
Posted By: sportsartist24
Date Posted: August 14 2006 at 2:00pm
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------------- The Mormons were'nt really popular in the beginning, they're now becoming more popular, even in Hollywood. |
Posted By: JoeBacon
Date Posted: August 14 2006 at 4:36pm
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Razz, I got to clean the tea off of my computer monitor.
There's no way I can top these 
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Posted By: Alan Smithee
Date Posted: October 16 2006 at 3:52pm
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I've tried to post my stone but the link's always broken. Response from HeadRAZZberry: Unfortunately, to post the tombstones here, I have to re-enter your text at the linked site, save the image into our web site's images folder, and then edit the image into your posting. I'm Berry Happy to do so, but, yes, it can be frustrating in terms of immediate gratification. For future reference, please feel to post your tombstones as TEXT ONLY, and I'll get around to concerting them shortly thereafter...
------------- No. I'm not a director. |
Posted By: Queen_of_Toad
Date Posted: October 18 2006 at 6:27pm
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------------- Please, forgive my poor English. It's not my native language. |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: October 24 2006 at 5:11pm
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------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: October 27 2006 at 6:56pm
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------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: gertie the duck
Date Posted: October 28 2006 at 12:29am
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Razzilla...animal lovers everywhere will hate you, but this Razzie member will forever love you for your Lassie tombstone... ------------- "Come back, Sidney... I wanna chastise you!" |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: October 28 2006 at 5:21am
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------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: October 31 2006 at 5:34am
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------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 01 2006 at 2:33am
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Here lies Tom Turkey
Tired of comparisons With Hollywood films Committed suicide In 375 degree oven |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 01 2006 at 2:41am
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Santa Claus lies ------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 01 2006 at 11:47am
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(Okay...THIS one I can't resist...)
I'm Popeye the sailor man Ate spinach straight from the can..... |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 02 2006 at 12:36pm
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Here lies
Johnny Knoxville Which proves that Jackasses have No talent |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 02 2006 at 4:10pm
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Hayden Christensen:
On a dare he failed To convince people He can act his way Out of a paper bag |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 02 2006 at 4:28pm
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(This one took me twenty minutes to fit...and I'm STILL not satisfied with this one...)
William Shatner: He's called a ham A pig pen sued him On basic principles: They sing better |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 05 2006 at 9:11am
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------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 07 2006 at 3:10am
I had to make sure it fit the stone...
------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: gertie the duck
Date Posted: November 07 2006 at 8:48am
Razzilla... ------------- "Come back, Sidney... I wanna chastise you!" |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 07 2006 at 10:42am
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Here spins the KING
Elvis Presley He's the lucky one: He can't hear Eilert Pilarm sing ------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 07 2006 at 12:48pm
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Here lies our dear
General Lee Ten million crashes Only two laughs: DAMN DEM DUKES! ------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 07 2006 at 1:15pm
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------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 07 2006 at 1:58pm
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Here lies Mrs Joyboy
The piggies feel Much safer now... ------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 08 2006 at 1:53pm
  Sorry HeadRAZZ! ------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: wetbandit82
Date Posted: November 10 2006 at 1:55pm
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Chevy Chase lies here and you don't. He's been dead long before he died and you haven't. |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 10 2006 at 5:44pm
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(My favorite groups site has gone by the wayside...and this should be a fitting tribute to the site...)
www.smartgroups.com 1999-2006 Greater than Yahoo Its golden bricks Now turned to poo ------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 11 2006 at 3:44am
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Here lies
Chevy Chase Never made a movie We ever liked ------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 11 2006 at 3:59am
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------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 11 2006 at 4:07am
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Here lies
Celine Dion Her songs damage The Titanic more Than an iceburg ------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: sportsartist24
Date Posted: November 13 2006 at 2:02am
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Here lies ------------- The Mormons were'nt really popular in the beginning, they're now becoming more popular, even in Hollywood. |
Posted By: Movie Man
Date Posted: December 02 2006 at 7:49am
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Some people are not gonna like me for this, but here goes: HERE LIES: Sumner Redstone He fired everybody Including himself... LITERALLY!!! ------------- |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: December 03 2006 at 2:12am
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Here lies the
Spirit of Christmas In movie format: Hollywood killed it Without shame ------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: December 03 2006 at 7:31am
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------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: December 07 2006 at 3:45pm
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Here lies
Sylvester Stallone But how do we know When he couldn't Act while alive ------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: December 26 2006 at 4:09am
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Here lies 2006:
The WORST movie year EVER: In which no Academy Award Should be awarded ------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: December 26 2006 at 4:14am
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OR should it be
Here lies 2006: The WORST movie year EVER: They should Just cancel the Academy Awards... ------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: December 26 2006 at 4:18am
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Here lie 2006 movies
Let us all pray that The movies of 2007 Can`t get any worse ------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: wetbandit82
Date Posted: December 26 2006 at 4:57pm
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Here lies Michael Eisner a mouse of a man who tried to kill a man of a mouse. |
Posted By: AllisonSNLKid
Date Posted: December 28 2006 at 11:37am
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I couldn't resist making this overly stupid one...
------------- "It's like some people do things because they get paid. And that's just really sad." - Garth Algar (Dana Carvey) "Wayne's World" |
Posted By: AllisonSNLKid
Date Posted: December 28 2006 at 11:40am
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------------- "It's like some people do things because they get paid. And that's just really sad." - Garth Algar (Dana Carvey) "Wayne's World" |
Posted By: AllisonSNLKid
Date Posted: December 28 2006 at 11:41am
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Or "Here Lies Chevy Chase" Next to that Talk Show No one ever watched... Allison :-D ------------- "It's like some people do things because they get paid. And that's just really sad." - Garth Algar (Dana Carvey) "Wayne's World" |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: January 06 2007 at 3:57pm
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Here lies Bill Cosby
Greatest comic ever: Yet couldn't make a Good movie to Save his life ------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: AllisonSNLKid
Date Posted: January 08 2007 at 6:29am
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Here lies Bill Cosby... Next to Ghost Dad... What was he thinking?! ------------- "It's like some people do things because they get paid. And that's just really sad." - Garth Algar (Dana Carvey) "Wayne's World" |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: January 25 2007 at 5:59pm
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Here lies
Sharon Stone: At least we know Her legs are Finally together ------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: Queen_of_Toad
Date Posted: February 23 2007 at 10:07am
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Here lie DUMB AND DUMBER ------------- Please, forgive my poor English. It's not my native language. |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: February 24 2007 at 1:36pm
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Britney Spears
Lies here because She'd rather shave Her head than be Back with K-Fed ------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: bruin_522
Date Posted: February 27 2007 at 9:16am
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Here Lies M. Night Shyamalan In Which A Woman In A Lake Nearly Ruined His Filmmaking Career. |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: March 25 2007 at 8:38pm
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Here lie the
Wild Hogs: They killed Motorcycle movies As we knew them... ------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: April 12 2007 at 11:17am
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Here lies Francis:
One of many In Hollywood Who talked out Of his ass... ------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: April 16 2007 at 5:11am
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Here lies Grindhouse:
The best critics say: "It didn't have a Leg to stand on..." ------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: dipitlow555
Date Posted: July 17 2007 at 4:34pm
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Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: August 30 2007 at 9:03pm
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There`s no need
To cheer... Underdog Spins here ------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: SchumacherH8ter
Date Posted: September 09 2007 at 12:06pm
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------------- Joel Schumacher is history's greatest monster!-Robot Chicken https://twitter.com/SchumacherH8r Next-up: The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane |
Posted By: Mrs. Magnatech
Date Posted: December 16 2007 at 6:18pm
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Here Lies Tom Cruise: He was NOT gay |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: March 28 2008 at 10:34am
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------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |
Posted By: sportsartist24
Date Posted: August 20 2008 at 4:06pm
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Here Lies Steven Spielberg ------------- The Mormons were'nt really popular in the beginning, they're now becoming more popular, even in Hollywood. |
Posted By: sportsartist24
Date Posted: October 11 2008 at 10:31am
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Here Lies Alex Rodriguez ------------- The Mormons were'nt really popular in the beginning, they're now becoming more popular, even in Hollywood. |
Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: June 19 2009 at 2:56am
------------- Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence... |