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HERE LIES...LOTSA FUN!!

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Forum Name: CELEBRITY TOMBSTONES
Forum Discription: Let Any Man (or Woman) Write Their Epitaph -- A Fun Way 2 Poke Fun at The Famous & Shameless!!
URL: http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1183
Printed Date: April 18 2014 at 4:43pm


Topic: HERE LIES...LOTSA FUN!!
Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Subject: HERE LIES...LOTSA FUN!!
Date Posted: July 25 2006 at 5:21am

HERE'S THE http://www.jjchandler.com/tombstone/ - LINK 2 CREATE YOUR OWN CELEBRITY TOMBSTONE... 



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Ye Olde Head RAZZberry



Replies:
Posted By: gertie the duck
Date Posted: July 25 2006 at 6:24am

Masterful, Headrazz!

I don't think I'd be able to come up with anything that could possibly top that...



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"Come back, Sidney... I wanna chastise you!"


Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Date Posted: July 25 2006 at 8:56am


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Ye Olde Head RAZZberry


Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Date Posted: July 25 2006 at 9:00am

 



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Ye Olde Head RAZZberry


Posted By: Sanndman228715
Date Posted: July 25 2006 at 12:15pm

Here's a few quick ones:

And one that won't fit on the Tombstone Generator:

Here lies Gary Oldman, we think ( Actually a joke to praise Oldman's ability to become almost unrecognizable, and still be awesome!)

 



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Posted By: Nasty Man
Date Posted: July 25 2006 at 5:53pm


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Everything SUX!


Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Date Posted: August 02 2006 at 12:12pm

Couldn't resist adding this one, courtesy of our "friends" at StalloneZone.com:



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Ye Olde Head RAZZberry


Posted By: sportsartist24
Date Posted: August 14 2006 at 2:00pm

 



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The Mormons were'nt really popular in the beginning, they're now becoming more popular, even in Hollywood.


Posted By: JoeBacon
Date Posted: August 14 2006 at 4:36pm
Razz, I got to clean the tea off of my computer monitor.

There's no way I can top these   


Posted By: Alan Smithee
Date Posted: October 16 2006 at 3:52pm

 

I've tried to post my stone but the link's always broken.
So I'll gonna type it the old fashioned way...... 

Response from HeadRAZZberry: Unfortunately, to post the tombstones here, I have to re-enter your text at the linked site, save the image into our web site's images folder, and then edit the image into your posting. I'm Berry Happy to do so, but, yes, it can be frustrating in terms of immediate gratification. For future reference, please feel to post your tombstones as TEXT ONLY, and I'll get around to concerting them shortly thereafter...

 



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No. I'm not a director.


Posted By: Queen_of_Toad
Date Posted: October 18 2006 at 6:27pm



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Please, forgive my poor English. It's not my native language.


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: October 24 2006 at 5:11pm






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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: October 27 2006 at 6:56pm



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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: gertie the duck
Date Posted: October 28 2006 at 12:29am
Razzilla...animal lovers everywhere will hate you, but this Razzie member will forever love you for your Lassie tombstone...

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"Come back, Sidney... I wanna chastise you!"


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: October 28 2006 at 5:21am



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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: October 31 2006 at 5:34am



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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 01 2006 at 2:33am
Here lies Tom Turkey
Tired of comparisons
With Hollywood films
Committed suicide
In 375 degree oven


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 01 2006 at 2:41am

Santa Claus lies
With a holly noose
Tight round his neck
Saw too many movies
Starring Tim Allen



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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 01 2006 at 11:47am
(Okay...THIS one I can't resist...)


I'm Popeye the
sailor man
Ate spinach straight
from the can.....


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 02 2006 at 12:36pm
Here lies
Johnny Knoxville
Which proves that
Jackasses have
No talent


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 02 2006 at 4:10pm
Hayden Christensen:
On a dare he failed
To convince people
He can act his way
Out of a paper bag


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 02 2006 at 4:28pm
(This one took me twenty minutes to fit...and I'm STILL not satisfied with this one...)

William Shatner:
He's called a ham
A pig pen sued him
On basic principles:
They sing better


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 05 2006 at 9:11am



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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 07 2006 at 3:10am
I had to make sure it fit the stone...

Originally posted by Razzilla

Hayden Christensen:
Death came trying
To convince people
He can act his way
Out of a paper bag


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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: gertie the duck
Date Posted: November 07 2006 at 8:48am
Razzilla...

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"Come back, Sidney... I wanna chastise you!"


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 07 2006 at 10:42am
Here spins the KING
Elvis Presley
He's the lucky one:
He can't hear
Eilert Pilarm sing

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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 07 2006 at 12:48pm
Here lies our dear
General Lee
Ten million crashes
Only two laughs:
DAMN DEM DUKES!

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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 07 2006 at 1:15pm



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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 07 2006 at 1:58pm
Here lies Mrs Joyboy
The piggies feel
Much safer now...

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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 08 2006 at 1:53pm




   Sorry HeadRAZZ!




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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: wetbandit82
Date Posted: November 10 2006 at 1:55pm

Chevy Chase lies here and you don't. 

He's been dead long before he died and you haven't. 



Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 10 2006 at 5:44pm
(My favorite groups site has gone by the wayside...and this should be a fitting tribute to the site...)


www.smartgroups.com
1999-2006
Greater than Yahoo
Its golden bricks
Now turned to poo

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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 11 2006 at 3:44am
Here lies
Chevy Chase

Never made a movie
We ever liked

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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 11 2006 at 3:59am



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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 11 2006 at 4:07am
Here lies
Celine Dion
Her songs damage
The Titanic more
Than an iceburg

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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: sportsartist24
Date Posted: November 13 2006 at 2:02am

Here lies
Michael Bay
He made a film called Armageddon
Then he made a
Box Office Armageddon!!



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The Mormons were'nt really popular in the beginning, they're now becoming more popular, even in Hollywood.


Posted By: Movie Man
Date Posted: December 02 2006 at 7:49am
Some people are not gonna like me for this, but here goes:

HERE LIES:
Sumner Redstone

He fired everybody
Including himself...
LITERALLY!!!



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Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: December 03 2006 at 2:12am
Here lies the
Spirit of Christmas
In movie format:
Hollywood killed it
Without shame

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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: December 03 2006 at 7:31am



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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: December 07 2006 at 3:45pm
Here lies
Sylvester Stallone
But how do we know
When he couldn't
Act while alive

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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: December 26 2006 at 4:09am
Here lies 2006:
The WORST movie year
EVER: In which no
Academy Award
Should be awarded

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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: December 26 2006 at 4:14am
OR should it be

Here lies 2006:
The WORST movie year
EVER: They should
Just cancel the
Academy Awards...

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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: December 26 2006 at 4:18am
Here lie 2006 movies
Let us all pray that
The movies of 2007
Can`t get any worse

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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: wetbandit82
Date Posted: December 26 2006 at 4:57pm

Here lies Michael Eisner

a mouse of a man who tried to kill

a man of a mouse. 



Posted By: AllisonSNLKid
Date Posted: December 28 2006 at 11:37am

I couldn't resist making this overly stupid one...



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"It's like some people do things because they get paid. And that's just really sad." - Garth Algar (Dana Carvey) "Wayne's World"


Posted By: AllisonSNLKid
Date Posted: December 28 2006 at 11:40am

 



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"It's like some people do things because they get paid. And that's just really sad." - Garth Algar (Dana Carvey) "Wayne's World"


Posted By: AllisonSNLKid
Date Posted: December 28 2006 at 11:41am

Originally posted by Razzilla

Here lies
Chevy Chase

Never made a movie
We ever liked

Or

"Here Lies Chevy Chase"

Next to that Talk Show

No one ever watched...

Allison :-D



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"It's like some people do things because they get paid. And that's just really sad." - Garth Algar (Dana Carvey) "Wayne's World"


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: January 06 2007 at 3:57pm
Here lies Bill Cosby
Greatest comic ever:
Yet couldn't make a
Good movie to
Save his life

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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: AllisonSNLKid
Date Posted: January 08 2007 at 6:29am

Here lies Bill Cosby...

Next to Ghost Dad...

What was he thinking?!



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"It's like some people do things because they get paid. And that's just really sad." - Garth Algar (Dana Carvey) "Wayne's World"


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: January 25 2007 at 5:59pm
Here lies
Sharon Stone:
At least we know
Her legs are
Finally together

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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: Queen_of_Toad
Date Posted: February 23 2007 at 10:07am

Here lie DUMB AND DUMBER
Tom Cruiser and Mule Gibson



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Please, forgive my poor English. It's not my native language.


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: February 24 2007 at 1:36pm
Britney Spears
Lies here because
She'd rather shave
Her head than be
Back with K-Fed

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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: bruin_522
Date Posted: February 27 2007 at 9:16am
Here Lies M. Night Shyamalan
In Which A Woman
In A Lake Nearly
Ruined His Filmmaking Career.


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: March 25 2007 at 8:38pm
Here lie the
Wild Hogs:
They killed
Motorcycle movies
As we knew them...

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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: April 12 2007 at 11:17am
Here lies Francis:
One of many
In Hollywood
Who talked out
Of his ass...

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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: April 16 2007 at 5:11am
Here lies Grindhouse:

The best critics say:
"It didn't have a
Leg to stand on..."

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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: dipitlow555
Date Posted: July 17 2007 at 4:34pm



Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: August 30 2007 at 9:03pm
There`s no need
To cheer...
Underdog
Spins here

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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: SchumacherH8ter
Date Posted: September 09 2007 at 12:06pm
Tombstone Generator @ jjchandler.com

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I'm the Goddamn Batman.-All-Star Batman And Robin #2
https://twitter.com/Scott_DAgostino
Up-next: Reefer Madness


Posted By: Mrs. Magnatech
Date Posted: December 16 2007 at 6:18pm

Here Lies Tom Cruise:

He was NOT gay



Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: March 28 2008 at 10:34am



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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...


Posted By: sportsartist24
Date Posted: August 20 2008 at 4:06pm

Here Lies Steven Spielberg
Best Filmmaker in
History of Movies!?



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The Mormons were'nt really popular in the beginning, they're now becoming more popular, even in Hollywood.


Posted By: sportsartist24
Date Posted: October 11 2008 at 10:31am

Here Lies Alex Rodriguez
Dumped Hot Wife
For Madonna...SICK!?!?



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The Mormons were'nt really popular in the beginning, they're now becoming more popular, even in Hollywood.


Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: June 19 2009 at 2:56am


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Comparing Uwe Boll's movies to a sack of horse manure will only get you sued by every fertilizer company in existence...



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