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Itís 2005ís Biggest BIMBO Convention!!

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Category: 2005/26th RAZZIEģ Awards Discussions & Forums
Forum Name: DIRTY LOVE
Forum Discription: Jenny McCarthy both starz in AND writes...Whaddan Auteur! (Oh, and it also features Carmen Electra!)
URL: http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=186
Printed Date: April 18 2014 at 9:08am


Topic: Itís 2005ís Biggest BIMBO Convention!!
Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Subject: Itís 2005ís Biggest BIMBO Convention!!
Date Posted: September 22 2005 at 2:26am

Starring and WRITTEN(!) by Former Playboy Playmate Jenny McCarthy , directed by her now-EX husband, and co-starring Carmen Electra, this one was a Contenduh before it even got released! 



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Posted By: #1-Film Freak!!
Date Posted: September 22 2005 at 2:30am

Elsewhere on this Forum, BooBerry let us know that Richard Roeper (of EBERT & ROPER & THE MOVIES) has already declared that DIRTY LOVE IS a Razzie Contender(!):

Anyone see "Ebert & Roeper" this past weekend? They reviewed DIRTY LOVE starring past Razzie Nominees Jenny McCarthy and Carmen Electra. They slammed the film, calling it one of the year's worst. (Look's like it could be a contender for this year's Berry race!) But, what was realy interesting is that during Richard Roeper's portion of the review he said, and I quote: "They may have to invent a whole new category in the Razzies, for Carmen Electra's jaw-droppingly awful performance as Rebecca's (McCarthy) best friend!"

Here's a http://tvplex.go.com/buenavista/ebertandroeper/050919.html - LINK so you can  http://tvplex.go.com/buenavista/ebertandroeper/050919.html - HEAR this review yourself.  :

(Scroll DOWN to DIRTY LOVE and Click on the http://66.102.142.54/razzies/forum/javascript%20popAudio2'050919-dirty_love','DIRTY%20LOVE';">  ICON...)

Thanks, BooBerry!



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Posted By: JoeBacon
Date Posted: September 22 2005 at 10:43am
Gee, the only question I want answered is this:

Do you get to hear Frank Zappa's "Dirty Love Song" in this coalition of flotsam and detritus?

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Posted By: deadguy76
Date Posted: September 22 2005 at 8:05pm
What the hell does Jenny McCarthy know about love? She just filed for divorce!

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Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Date Posted: September 23 2005 at 2:35am

Below, in its entirety, is the review of DIRTY LOVE from The L.A. Times...

Los Angeles Times

Friday, Sept. 23, 2005, Page E-10

'Dirty Love' is a cinematic low

"Attention, Razzie voters. As arbiters of the awful in the cinematic realm, it is your solemn duty to subject yourselves to the inept, execrable comedy "Dirty Love." It will surely yield nominations for Worst Picture, Director (John Asher), Screenplay (Jenny McCarthy), Actress (McCarthy, again), Supporting Actress (Kam Heskin and Carmen Electra) and Supporting Actor (Victor Webster). McCarthy continues her one-woman crusade to prove that former Playboy playmates can be just as unfunny as nonsurgically enhanced women, starring as a photographer bent on revenge against her cheating boyfriend.

It's a sad state of affairs when you feel sorry for Eddie Kaye Thomas (the "American Pie" quartet) because he's working in material that is beneath him.

"Dirty Love," R for strong sexuality, crude humor, language and some drug use. Running time: 1 hour, 30 minutes. In general release.

--Kevin Crust

And here's a LINK to read  http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050922/REVIEWS/509220303/1023 - Roger Ebert's Scathing PRINT Review of DIRTY LOVE...

Sounds like DIRTY LOVE is a RAZZIEģ Must See!!



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Posted By: Frigidus
Date Posted: September 23 2005 at 1:07pm

I was hoping for a porno myself.

 



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Posted By: BooBerry
Date Posted: September 24 2005 at 3:47pm

Well, it's everybody's favorite... um... posting board guy... BooBerry here with some more amazing news about this garbage dump of a movie that's fast becoming a top contender for this year's Razzies.

According to amazon.com, this piece of cinematic dog crap has already (on the weekend that it opened, no-less) been announced an DVD!

Apparently December 6, 2005 is when we'll be seeing this one hit shelves!

Here's a link , see for yourself:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000BFO06E/qid=1127630794/sr=8-4/ref=pd_bbs_4/102-5258583-2211344?v=glance&s=dvd&n=507846 - http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000BFO06E/qid =1127630794/sr=8-4/ref=pd_bbs_4/102-5258583-2211344?v=glance &s=dvd&n=507846

-BooBerry



Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: September 24 2005 at 4:24pm
Originally posted by Frigidus

I was hoping for a porno myself.




I believe porno would have been better acted, scripted, and directed.


Posted By: JoeBacon
Date Posted: September 25 2005 at 10:47am
OMFG
I obeyed the command of the HEAD RAZZ and actually saw this at the
Beverly Cinema. I am still recovering from the shock.

I hate to tell John Waters some bad news, but he is no longer the master
of sleaze. Nothing John Waters could ever do would compare to this
coalition of chlamydiac cinematic cirrhosis "directed" (?) by JOHN
MALLORY ASHER. With this infected invective of immature immolation,
JOHN MALLORY ASHER makes everything John Waters did look like it came
out of the Disney Film Factory. DIRTY LOVE makes PINK FLAMINGOS look
like MARY POPPINS!

I understand the "director" was "married" to the star, and now they broke
up while the "movie" was in post production (SPEAKING OF POST
PRODUCTION, WHO HELD THE RAZOR BLADE DURING THE PROCESS?). It's
too bad that they didn't emulate Henry Jaglom in Always and document
the breakup directly on the screen, but then, Jaglom actually knows how
to make a movie. Jaglom also has the ability to count past 10 without
taking off his socks and shoes, something that the "star" and "director"
might be unable to do without taking their socks and shoes off. I wonder
what Mr. DIrector might have to drop to get to 21?

My goodness, Jenny and John the "A" make Bo and John the "D" look like
Lunt and Fontainne.

Nothing Divine, Edie the Egg Lady, David Lochary, Mink Stole, Danny Mills
or Mary Vivian Pearce ever did on screen comes close to the cast of DIRTY
LOVE. Holy BURT WARD, calling the Cast of Dirty Love a CAST? Everyone
who got on the screen needs to be quarantined for the rest of their lives.
They should ALL be rounded up and forbidden to even be cast in a porno
movie. This is the only movie I have seen in my whole life that meets
Warren Burgerís test of obscenity. It has NO REDEEMING SOCIAL VALUE
WHATSOEVER! The cast of DIRTY LOVE makes the John Waters players
look like the ROYAL SHAKESPEARE COMPANY!

A special place in Cinematic Purgatory awaits Carmen Electra. She's the
"swingin" chick who thinks she's black. Vivian Vance needs to rise from
the grave to teach the former Mrs. Rodman about being a second
bananna! I hate to tell her, but the way she "acts" this on screen, well, If
you put her in a lineup with Trent Lott, he would be more black than she
attempts to be. She is so inept in this movie, one of my fellow victims
said she looked and acted like a 2 bit ho. I regretfully responded to him
that he overestimated her market value by 23Ę. Wow, I finally get to use
my MA in Economics for something in the real world...

Thee are certain scenes I thought I had effectively erased the engrams
from (without the use of an e-meter, thank you Tom Cruise), I thought I
had last seen a certain aborted abcess of awfulness in Andy Warholís
Dracula involving a certain body fluid. Unfortunately, those engrams
resurfaced in a certain scene of this digital dungeon of disgusting
detritus.

Folks, if you think this film has any acting in it, Iíve got some prime
swamp land in Georgia that I can sell you REAL CHEAP! In fact, I donít
believe anyone who has any competency in cinema involved themselves
with this whatever it is. This film is so inept, it makes anything that Ed
Wood did look like Gone With The Wind.

The script? The SCRIPT? Jenny Mc Carthy wrote this script? With WHAT???
Crayons and construction paper? How many typewriter ribbons did she
wear out? It surely wasn't done on a computer with Final Draft. If she had
the ability to use a computer and type this "script" on it, the computer
would have suffered a cerebral hemorrhage. Why am I even calling this a
script? The dialogue is so awful Irwin Allen would have vetoed it from a
Land of the Giants episode.

The "cinematograpy"? Did they pull Ed Wood's cameraman out of the
nursing home? Whoever "shot" this put a .357 magnum to the camera and
put it out of its misery. They MUST have flunked out of Bill Fraker's class
at the Los Angeles Film Academy. THey slept through the first lesson
when Bill told them "First you got to put the film in the camera"...

The "costuming" well, I guess they hit Ross Dress for Less ON A SALE
DAY.

Razz, you got to clear the decks. You thought NOTHING could get more
Razzies that Battlefield Earth? Razz, ANYONE who leaves the theater and
has survived the orgy of onanistic offense will tell you THIS WILL SWEEP
THE RAZZIES. Why nominate anything else? Just send out the ballot with
everyone associated with this road apple and put it to the G.R.A.F.
members with a Yes or No Vote. Nothing else this year comes close. This
movie makes Alone in the Dark look like a Masterpiece Theater Episode. It
makes Son of the Mask look like Blazing Saddles. I wonder if Max
Bialystock and Leo Bloom produced this picture and Ran off to Rio with 10
million dollars. If so, they deserve a Presidential Pardon! You will have to
issue several Governors Awards for this. It is so awful, that when it
finished, I felt like going back to the box office and not only demand my
money back, I wanted 115 minutes of my life back too--95 for the movie
and 20 for the trailers...

In fact, Razz, You got to go back and rewrite your book. DIRTY LOVE
deserves a separate chapter all its own to describe this sour sack of SIN-
ema.

JB


Posted By: Sanndman228715
Date Posted: September 26 2005 at 9:43am
Razz, I got a bit of a problem, I'm not sure if this is playing anywhere in Florida, let alone my region. Hopefully it will come out on dvd before ballots are due.


Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Date Posted: September 26 2005 at 2:09pm

Sanndman -- No worries, as mentioned in a posting by BooBerry above, DIRTY LOVE has already announced its DVD release date: December 6, 2005. From Booberry's posting, here's the http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000BFO06E/qid =1127630794/sr=8-4/ref=pd_bbs_4/102-5258583-2211344?v=glance &s=dvd&n=507846 - LINK to its ordering page on Amazon...

Personally, I would RENT this title, NOT buy it...



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Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: September 26 2005 at 3:38pm
If that was DIRTY LOVE, I'd hate to see what CLEAN love is like.


Posted By: Sanndman228715
Date Posted: September 27 2005 at 5:02am
Gross-out humor is only funny if done right. However in film, there hasn't been many people to get the concept.


Posted By: saturnwatcher
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 1:40am
Evidently the great state of California is the only place this film has hit the silver screen. The suspicion from this corner is that there must be some sort of law against transporting it across state lines. Alas, those of us here in Denver and points East of the Left Coast are going to have to breathlessly await the December DVD release.

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Posted By: saturnwatcher
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 2:00am
If there were a Razzie category for tackiest website, this film might well take the award by acclaimation. However, there was a link on the site that listed all the theaters where this film is/was playing. It listed a total of 42 theaters in California, New York, Chicago and 1 in Las Vegas as of September 23 (actucally the one location in Vegas was listed twice). Either the website has not been updated since then, or The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta, or some similar organization stepped in to hault its spread.

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Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: November 01 2005 at 5:36am
Is it possible to gift-wrap a Razzie for Jenny McCarthy in honor(?) of her birthday???


Posted By: PhotoTJ
Date Posted: November 22 2005 at 10:33am

Originally posted by JoeBacon

OMFG
I obeyed the command of the HEAD RAZZ and actually saw this at the
Beverly Cinema. I am still recovering from the shock.

-*snip!*-

In fact, Razz, You got to go back and rewrite your book. DIRTY LOVE
deserves a separate chapter all its own to describe this sour sack of SIN-
ema.

JB

Don't sugar coat it, JB, tell us how you REALLY feel!



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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: December 23 2005 at 1:21pm
Jenny McCarthy ...Screenwriter
Jenny Mc Carthy ... Screenwriter.

Hmmm.. cannot put the two together, cannot compute. Do not
understand. how did this get made?
Did she actually deliver the script on final draft? or on paper?
does she know what paper is?
Cannot conceive of this.
It's like trying to imagine the end of the universe. makes my
head explode.


Posted By: kevdo
Date Posted: January 08 2006 at 6:21am
(first post, be gentle...)
I know McCarthy isn't everyone's cup of tea and that this flick isn't the
"thinking woman's guide to romantic love" but I laughed a lot when
watching this movie. And only rarely was it unintentional humor. I
thought the supermarket scene was inspired!

So, I will not be voting for it, except in the Worst Supporting Actress
category.

And, just to show I'm not overly biased even though I run a Frat Pack
tribute website, I will indeed be voting for Bewitched in several categories.
Not Worst Actor -- Will Ferrell was the best thing in that movie.

So, there. I've said it. I laughed at Dirty Love. Come on, Razzie voters,
don't go for the easy, obvious choices!



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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: January 31 2006 at 2:44am
I agree with Kevdo, I laughed my ass off during this movie, and simply loved the supermarket scene, although certainly overdone a bit. I love any beautiful woman who can poke fun of herself!


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: February 03 2006 at 10:19am
Jenny McCarthy sucks!!


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: February 05 2006 at 5:45pm

ok, lets make something straight here: this movie simply & effortlessly sucked.....it wasnt funny, it was just plain gross.... 

the only thing that made a teensy bit better was that close shot of jenny's face with a (i think) blue background and her big (at least they appeared to be big) blue eyes with some "face cleanser" thing on.....she looked beautiful there (probably cause she had her mouth shut for a second there....just a second....)

 

long live her '96 xmas pictorial!!!  



Posted By: FeetOfClay
Date Posted: February 07 2006 at 3:42pm

This movie was awful, but Eddie Kaye Thomas gave a decent performance as "the nice guy who is obviously in love with her but she's too stupid to realize it".



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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: March 01 2006 at 11:39am

jenny mcartney isnt that bad

but this movie sucked!



Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: March 05 2006 at 4:05am
What about the most important question of all that nobody has answered or even asked:

IS THERE NUDITY?????


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: March 05 2006 at 5:40am
Folks, this is a "review" of "Dirty Love" that was released to the press from
"Sundance." This release should be used as exhibit "A" for the case of
moviegoer vs. hack filmaker.
Wonderfully written.

MG
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AINT IT COOL NEWS REVIEW               

from SUNDANCE



"DIRTY LOVE"



Oh, baby. I did not expect to like this film so much. This film is what "The
Sweetest Thing" so deperately wanted to be: A raunchy sex comedy from
the woman's perspective. It's audacious, gross-out humor, which mines
the comedic potential of just about every orifice in the human body, and
all of the sounds they make, offset with a brilliant (yes, I used the word
BRILLIANT) comedic performance by Playmate/game show hostess/all-
around perfect woman Jenny McCarthy, working from her own script.



The plot, thin as it is, involves McCarthy as Rebecca, a professional
photographer who is shattered when her model boyfriend is caught
cheating on her. After a visit to an oddly blunt and unsympathetic
psychic, she begins to plot revenge, continually escalating her efforts, all
in order to regain some of her dignity, and claim the romantic love that
she feels entitled to.



Now, Jenny McCarthy has always been a bit of a goofball. We've all known
that. It was this quality that seperated her from other models, and
actually endeared her to men and women alike. We also already knew that
she has a smoking hot body. The suprise here is just how gifted she is, as
she uses that body to full effect, to get both easy, broad laughs (bending
it, contorting it, abusing it during pratfalls, spraying it with assorted
messy substances), and more subtle ones (priceless reaction shots,
including one moment that she has alone with a mirror that makes me
smile every time I think of it). The festival guide compares her to Lucille
Ball, and while Lucille Ball certainly never shook her bare breasts outside
of a nightclub, as McCarthy does here, it's actually a pretty apt
comparison. Carol Burnett is another one of the physical comedy greats
that McCarthy can look forward to being compared to. You go ahead and
shake your head, but mark my words: This is a breakout performance.



What makes this movie succeed where other raunchy comedies fail, is,
like the American Pie films, it roots its humor in immensely likeable
characters, and invests the story with plenty of heart. This is not
crudeness for crudeness' sake; You really care about Rebecca, and feel for
her even when she is having what, for most women, would be the most
embarrassing moment of their lives, a huge set piece involving a mad
scramble through a grocery store that I will NOT ruin for anyone here.
And when, in the movie's Cinderella-ish climactic moment, she screams
perhaps the goofiest line in movie history, instead of groans, it provokes
cheers, laughs, and, for this viewer, a broad, ear-to-ear smile.



The supporting cast all get their moments, as well. Eddie Kaye Thomas,
fresh off of Stifler's Mom, again provokes envy as the everyman who
really, legitimately loves Rebecca, if only he could find the words to tell
her (everyone sigh, all together now). Carmen Electra, who for the first
few scenes was completely unrecognizeable, gets in a few choice laughs
with her waaaay-over-the-top performance as a wannabe gangsta type,
and Guillermo ("Yo, you better wrap that sh*t UP, B!") Diaz, also
unrecognizeable without his soul patch, was a riot, with his oddball
portrayal of a magician and potential suitor to Rebecca.



There are so many gags in this film that will stay with me for a long time,
including one scene that will find its place in the pantheon of the great
cinematic comedy bits of all time. I cannot recommend this film enough
for some great belly laughs, some sweet "Awww" moments, and one
virtuoso comedic performance by Jenny McCarthy.


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: March 05 2006 at 10:58pm
Well as the saying goes...

"If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters,
they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare."

So I suggest...
a.) She looks into buying some monkeys.
b.) She consults with her advisors so that she clearly understands what is meant by "banging randomly on typewriters".

-=fm=-


Posted By: heavenIydivine2
Date Posted: March 06 2006 at 4:06am
I NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THIS MOVIE UNTIL I "SUBSCRIBED" TO THE RAZZIES!! WHAT IS IT ABOUT? BESIDES "LOVE"? WHEN DID IT EVEN COME OUT? I WOULDN'T EVEN BOTHER CHECKING IT OUT BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE JENNY M. SHE'S CUTE BUT GROSS  I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THE "PLOT" THOUGH. HAVING NOT EVEN HEARD ABOUT IT MAKES ME THINK THAT YES IT DID DESERVE THE RAZZIE AND IT'S OWN CATEGORY.


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: March 08 2006 at 10:17am
Love this movie. Anyone else think it was halarious? Am i the only one? I guess i have a weird sense of humor cause it was deffiently up my alley!


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: April 08 2006 at 6:18am
Well.. as a single 34, hot yes I wrote it, HOT woman born and raised in L.A.. I totally related and laughed my ass off throughout the whole movie... It is what it is, a funny, very staged, romantic comedy casted by very funny women and men. Carmen was incredibly hilarious, Kam was sweet and whory as her role was meant to be, and the ever so sexy, animated Jenny was awesome! Like I mentioned earlier, it pulled off what it meant to.. So those of you critics that are probably  not so attractive woman and/or men, or just too insecure to watch sexy bitches on screen having a good time,.. this wasn't a movie produced to achieve "Oscar" status, it was simply meant to make you smile, laugh, and possibly relate, even maybe just a little, put together in a sweet and hilarious fashion... no big bucks drama just practical...Ali..   


Posted By: bruin_522
Date Posted: March 06 2007 at 6:27pm
And you know something else? This is NOT one of the best films for anyone to see on Valentine's Day. Yeah, I've seen this film before, and it was really horrid. YUCK!


Posted By: SchumacherH8ter
Date Posted: September 06 2007 at 11:27am
This has a lot in common with "Freddy Got Fingered". They both have Eddie Kay Thomas as their best parts, they both won a bunch of Razzies, their gross out films, and there both in my bottom 5 movies of all time. "Freddy"'s 3, and this turds 2. 1's "Inland Empire", 4's "Batman & Robin", and 5 is "Reefer Madness".

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Posted By: bruin_522
Date Posted: October 02 2007 at 12:37pm
Though Tom Green accepted those RAZZIES he won back in 2001 for FREDDY GOT FINGERED.


Posted By: Criss808
Date Posted: October 20 2007 at 6:52am

Wow! "Dirty Love" is SUCH a terrible movie! Though I wouldn't have given it WORST PICTURE, I definitely would have given Jenny McCarthy the WORST ACTRESS Razzie Award. 

 



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Posted By: Vits
Date Posted: February 19 2011 at 12:06pm
Calling all Razzie forum users!A new record has been made!For the first time I agree with every category this was up for!I got the messages it was trying to convey,which were true,but it just wasn't funny.
 
Jenny McCarthy entered my "Worst Performances Ever" list.Eddie Kaye Thomas was passable.Carmen Electra said funny things but she herself wasn't funny.Director John Asher didn't even know where he was.
 
Whenever CARRIE audicioned she was shown as bad.But considering she was doing the same the entire movie,how can we tell the difference?
 
I'm against nominating "Worst Couple" to "Anyone on screen".But this time I agree with "REBECCA and anyone dumb enough to date or befriend her".She's an annoying woman with no reason for us to root for her.
 
I give this 3/10.


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