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Just Send It Straight To DVD!

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Forum Name: VALKYRIE
Forum Discription: Tom Cruise as a Live-Action Version of "Fearless Leader" from BULLWINKLE...or is it Col. Klink?!?
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Printed Date: April 24 2014 at 7:23am


Topic: Just Send It Straight To DVD!
Posted By: Queen_of_Toad
Subject: Just Send It Straight To DVD!
Date Posted: December 18 2007 at 6:18am
"Just Send It Straight To DVD!

Tommy Girl's
Nazi movie "Valkyrie" has been pushed from July 4th to October 2, 2008 by MGM reports http://www.variety.com/VR1117977844.html - Variety . The movie's director, Bryan Singer, still has to shoot some major battle scene which is supposed to explain why Tommy's character lost his eye. The scene was supposed to be shot outside of the US, but MGM scrapped that. Cheap! Valkyrie wrapped production in October, but the battle scene will be shot in February.
 
We all know how Tommy's character lost his eye. Load to the eye! Sperm is a dangerous thing.  
 
I say, just pull a Jessica Simpson and release that sh*t on DVD. Nobody wants to that crap. Actually, the only reason I want to see it is to point and laugh at Tommy Girl's gorgeous poodle perm."

http://www.dlisted.com/node/20077 - http://www.dlisted.com/node/20077


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Please, forgive my poor English. It's not my native language.



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Posted By: Seabird111
Date Posted: July 19 2008 at 3:13pm

Hm...

Please forgive me, I'm new to this forum.

I'm not sure how I feel about this movie. I mean, the idea seems OK, but I just hate Tom Cruise's acting so much... His off-screen personality isn't gonna win him any Peace Awards any time soon either...

I'm torn. I want to see it... But I really, really don't...

Straight to DVD might be the best idea for this movie.



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The Worst Movies I've Ever Seen:

-Cube Zero
-The Blair Witch Project


Posted By: Queen_of_Toad
Date Posted: November 18 2008 at 10:08am
Don't see it. Because it's Maverick older and this time he is trying to kill Hitler.
I am serious. From what I have seen and heard so far he is absolutely not up to the acting job. It's beyond him.
You're much better off when you read about the story.


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Please, forgive my poor English. It's not my native language.


Posted By: Vega six
Date Posted: November 19 2008 at 2:30am

You may tar and feather me for this but I thought cruise was brilliant in "Tropic Thunder"- lets leave the man to his wacky wacky religeon and his coach.



Posted By: Michaels
Date Posted: November 19 2008 at 3:52am

Oh sure, we can admit he was good in "Tropic Thunder," but this "Valkyrie" movie is a totally different animal...



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"Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie ... but, no, no. John Hughes did not direct my life." ("Easy A", 2010)


Posted By: Vega six
Date Posted: November 19 2008 at 6:22am

Hey- I'll reserve judgment 'till I see it on free TV in 5 years.

What? You didn't expect me to pay to see a Tom Cruise movie, did you?!



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