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Did They Mean...HAUGHTY?!?!?

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Forum Name: THE HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE
Forum Discription: "Winner" of 2 RAZZIES® including WORST ACTRESS (Paris Hilton)
URL: http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2502
Printed Date: September 21 2014 at 5:24pm


Topic: Did They Mean...HAUGHTY?!?!?
Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Subject: Did They Mean...HAUGHTY?!?!?
Date Posted: February 06 2008 at 1:30am

WHO CAN EXPLAIN the MEDIA's FASCINATION with ALL THINGS PARIS? THE WOMAN HAS NO REASON for BEING "FAMOUS"...EXCEPT THAT SHE IS FAMOUS (KINDA LIKE HER GREAT AUNT-in-LAW http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001248/ - ZSA ZSA GABOR ).

IN THE http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_topics.asp?FID=258&PN=1 - HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE (GIVEN a THANKFULLY LIMITED THEATRICAL RELEASE) OUR 2005 WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS RAZZIE® "WINNER" PLAYS a "HOTTIE" WHOSE BEST FRIEND MAKES BARBARA BUSH SEEM SEXY (A "NOTTIE" -- GET IT?). TO GET a DATE with HILTON, a GUY WHO's HAD a CRUSH on HER SINCE GRADE SCHOOL MUST MATCH UP the HIDEOUS BEST FRIEND WITH a DATE AS WELL...1.8 CHUCKLES ENSUE, ALONG with an ALMOST PRE-DESTINED WORST ACTRESS NOD (AND LIKELY "WIN") for PARIS. 

THIS ONE IS SO AWFUL, WE'RE WILLING to GIVE OUR OUT-of-TOWN VOTING MEMBERS a PASS, and LET 'EM VOTE for IT SIGHT UNSEEN.

OUR L.A. AREA MEMBERS WILL NOT BE SO LUCKY: HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE WILL BE the MAIN FEATURE at THIS YEAR's RAZZIE® PRE-VUE NITE on JANUARY 10...

PARIS: "...and for our wedding video, I hired the cameraman who shot my OTHER best-known video appearances!"



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Posted By: SchumacherH8ter
Date Posted: February 06 2008 at 7:59am

PARIS: "...and for our wedding video, I hired the cameraman who shot my OTHER best-known video appearances!"



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Posted By: moat
Date Posted: February 06 2008 at 8:33am
Today, Feb. 6, is Zsa Zsa's birthday.

It's nice that we can celebrate this occasion by ragging on her successor.


Posted By: SchumacherH8ter
Date Posted: February 06 2008 at 12:35pm

I just remembered a scene from "A Nightmare On Elm Street 3". Zsa Zsa is getting interviewed by some guy. Halfway through, the guy turns into Freddy and says: "Why should I give a f*ck?" I have those same feelings towards her grand-niece... 

  



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Posted By: Kendan
Date Posted: February 07 2008 at 12:07am

"Let's see....I've slept with him, and him Oh and I really had him!  Who's left, I've only got a few more minutes before I'm off the market!"



Posted By: wetbandit82
Date Posted: February 07 2008 at 11:46am
The basic flaw with this:  what good is ANY relationship that's essentially built on a lie?  It's a mistake almost every intendedly romantic film that's based on an agreement between two of the characters makes, and that usually drives the audience away because they want screen relationships with some level of sustenance, that they can relate to more closely.  By continuing to claim such situations are entertaining--and by extension morally acceptable--they're only laying the road for more Parises and the like. 


Posted By: ITbeast
Date Posted: February 08 2008 at 6:09pm
It must be nice to have money to spend on fantasy and not deal with reality...Even when your told straight to the face that you Suck!

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Posted By: Alana Smithee
Date Posted: February 09 2008 at 12:40pm
Originally posted by SchumacherH8ter

I just remembered a scene from "A Nightmare On Elm Street 3". Zsa Zsa is getting interviewed by some guy. Halfway through, the guy turns into Freddy and says: "Why should I give a f*ck?" I have those same feelings towards her grand-niece...




That some guy is Dick Cavett, one of the finest interviewers to interview interviewees.


Posted By: deadguy76
Date Posted: February 18 2008 at 1:07am
Originally posted by Kendan

"Let's see....I've slept with him, and him Oh and I really had him!  Who's left, I've only got a few more minutes before I'm off the market!"

So what if you he's slept with you. I mean, who hasn't?


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Posted By: SchumacherH8ter
Date Posted: February 18 2008 at 4:43am
I read on MSN that this might be the http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-us&from=msnhome# -


Posted By: SchumacherH8ter
Date Posted: February 19 2008 at 3:54am
This just in: this film has an F at Yahoo. The only other films to get an F rating, that I know of, are "Gigli", "Shainghai Surprise", "Leonard Part Six", and "Manos-The Hands Of Fate".

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Posted By: WaterBoySucks
Date Posted: February 26 2008 at 6:02am
 If Paris isn't being featured in a excruciating death scene, why bother?

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Posted By: SchumacherH8ter
Date Posted: March 05 2008 at 10:47am
I was just reading intouch and they mentioned us when they discussed the film's poor box-office performance.

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Posted By: deadguy76
Date Posted: March 10 2008 at 9:33pm
Aren't you glad the Razzberry members voices are being heard? We're like an underground rebel movement. The CPLA: Cinematic People's Liberation Army.

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Posted By: cvcjr13
Date Posted: March 16 2008 at 5:30am

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2008/03/16/sbt.paris.show.cnn - Paris Hilton is doing a reality show about searching for a new BFF .  Since we had Hilton x4 with Bratz: The Movie, I'm not sure this is contributing anything new, and like Bratz, this isn't contributing anything good.

I nominate the HeadRAZZBerry to be Hilton's BFF.  Think of all the sage advice he could give her! . . .



Posted By: cvcjr13
Date Posted: March 30 2008 at 9:14pm

If I could only make this up. . .

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2008/03/31/sbt.paris.hilton.cnn - Click here to see a CNN vidclip of Paris Hilton belly-dancing in Turkey.

She says about all that she does, "I think this is an inspiration for a lot of girls out there."

 



Posted By: Michaels
Date Posted: May 12 2008 at 11:26am
I was going to post a Paris Hilton joke, but there's so many that have been done already, nothing is coming to mind. How about this one: The real reason Paris' bellybutton is so big and deep is because her "boyfriends" are all equally dumb blonds.

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Posted By: Criss808
Date Posted: June 15 2008 at 4:19am

For Your Consideration -- The Hottie & The Nottie 

WORST PICTURE

WORST ACTRESS - Paris Hilton 

WORST DIRECTOR - Tom Putnam

WORST ACTOR - Joel David Moore

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS - Christine Lakin 


WORST SCREEN COUPLE -
Paris Hilton & either Joel David Moore or Christine Lakin 


WORST SCREENPLAY  



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Posted By: myworksucks
Date Posted: June 30 2008 at 4:13am
Please let this be the end of her movie career. The only thing sadder than Paris Hilton is the fact that some people are her fans.


Posted By: JohnHenry
Date Posted: August 19 2008 at 11:26pm

This is my first post, whatever, how many people have seen this film?

I saw it, and yes, is kinda dreadful, buuut:

1. Paris Hilton is pretty supporting, she appears like 25 minutes. Christine Lakin is clearly the lead of the film.

2. Paris Hilton sucks, but Christine Lakin gives a really good performance, she don't deserve to be nominated for the Razzies.

In my opinion the film should be nominated for:

Worst Picture
Worst Director
Worst Supporting Actor (The Greg Wilson)
Worst Supporting Actress (Paris Hilton)
Worst Screenplay

 

 



Posted By: moviewizguy
Date Posted: August 21 2008 at 5:36am
Oh, that's surprising. I guess people shouldn't judge a movie. It seems like everyone, including myself, thought Hilton was in the rest of the film.


Posted By: Michaels
Date Posted: October 06 2008 at 12:50pm

Originally posted by moviewizguy

Oh, that's surprising. I guess people shouldn't judge a movie. It seems like everyone, including myself, thought Hilton was in the rest of the film.

It's more to do with the movie's moronic idea of a storyline and that the marketing of the movie is all about Hilton starring in it when she's more of a supporting character. Sorry, guy, but movie goers have every right to judge the quality of movies. Sure, we aren't the ones making the movie, but we know what is good and we'll be more than happy to tell the people in charge what they are doing wrong.



Posted By: MiguelAntilsu
Date Posted: November 21 2008 at 1:58am
I don't know how Paris Hilton keeps getting paid to do these films, even after her stint in prison.


Posted By: Michaels
Date Posted: November 21 2008 at 2:11am

How does Paris Hilton keep getting paid to do these films, even after her stint in prison?

1. Because to her, any press is good press.

2. She sleeps with the directors?

3. Studio heads just plain don't know what they are doing.

Take your pick.



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Posted By: MiguelAntilsu
Date Posted: November 21 2008 at 5:03am

1. If you're considering her for Most Tiresome Tabloid Target (I considered Lindsay Lohan), then I see what you're driving at.

2. You're saying there's a scandal in all this, huh?

3. Regent Releasing's films are a total flash in the pan.  You should see the other crap they're coming out with.



Posted By: Michaels
Date Posted: November 27 2008 at 12:02pm
Originally posted by MiguelAntilsu

1. If you're considering her for Most Tiresome Tabloid Target (I considered Lindsay Lohan), then I see what you're driving at.

2. You're saying there's a scandal in all this, huh?

3. Regent Releasing's films are a total flash in the pan.  You should see the other crap they're coming out with.

1. Yes I am. 2. Since when is Paris Hilton NOT in a scandal? 3. Yeah, pretty much. Any time Paris Hilton stars in a movie, it's like hanging a carrot in front of idiots who can't help but to read tabloids to go see it; like throwing blood into the ocean to bring in sharks.



Posted By: lois7375
Date Posted: December 04 2008 at 7:11pm
Oh I like her very much =)

She has her own brand, she´s so famous .. I would love to live her life ...

But yes, she isn´t good at acting =)


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Posted By: Michaels
Date Posted: December 31 2008 at 1:13am

Well, this movie was all over the voting ballot. 2008 is going to be a tough year to judge. So many bad movies and all equally worthy of being Razzied.

I honestly don't know how we can give every contender its fair share of Razzies, since all of them are so damn bad! 

RESPONSE from Head RAZZberry: Ah, the dilemma of every devoted RAZZIE® Award Voter... 

 



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Posted By: SchumacherH8ter
Date Posted: May 10 2011 at 8:10pm
I just watched this. I'm not very proud of myself.

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Posted By: Vits
Date Posted: May 11 2011 at 8:20am
What did you think of it?

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Posted By: SchumacherH8ter
Date Posted: May 11 2011 at 1:31pm
It's the worst movie of 2008... not directed by Seltzerberg.

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Posted By: Michaels
Date Posted: May 11 2011 at 1:49pm
Originally posted by SchumacherH8ter

The worst movie of (the year) ... not directed by Seltzerberg.
There's a new category for the 2012 Awards!

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