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Forum Discription: Internet Rumors Are Rampant That Duh Sly-Ster WIll Bring Back His Bloodiest Character for at Least ONE More Film...and We've Got DETAILS!
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Topic: He’s B-a-a-a-a-a-ck...MAYBE!
Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Subject: He’s B-a-a-a-a-a-ck...MAYBE!
Date Posted: March 24 2008 at 4:37am

MOST of the RUMORS STARTED BEFORE the FOURTH FILM WAS RELEASED in JANUARY (and BEFORE http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_topics.asp?FID=198 -  ARGUABLY BOMBED, GROSSING ONLY ABOUT 65% of the WORLDWIDE TAKE THAT http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_topics.asp?FID=161&PN=0 - -- WHICH WASN'T EXACTLY a RUNAWAY HIT -- MANAGED). BUT EVEN NOW (LATE MARCH, 2008) THE RUMORS ARE STILL FLYING FAST & FURIOUS: OUR AWL-TIME CHAM-PEEN http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1110&PN=1 - SUPPOSEDLY WROTE an ALTERNATE SCRIPT for http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2465&PN=1 - , WHICH COULD NOW BECOME http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Rambo-5-Coming-Rambo-4-Trailer-Wednesday-6710.html - ...

THE REPUTED PLOT WOULD HAVE the BLOOD-SOAKED CHARACTER BACK on U.S. TURF, DISCOVERING THAT HE HAS a DAUGHTER HE NEVER KNEW ABOUT -- and SETTING OUT to RESCUE HER from a CULT. WORD IS THAT SETS ARE BEING PREPARED in SOFIA, BULGARIA ( http://www.movieweb.com/news/80/27480.php - ) and THAT PRODUCTION is "IMMINENT."

SO MAYBE WE WILL STILL HAVE SLY to PICK ON for YEARS to COME!


DUH SLY-STER: "I won't quit makin' 'em 'till the RAMBO 

Boxed DVD Set takes up this much room on yer video shelf!!"  



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Posted By: saturnwatcher
Date Posted: March 24 2008 at 9:43am

Why do I have this awful feeling that the "cult" he is going to rescue his daughter from is the Democratic Party? ..or set in Europe, maybe the Greens.

I have a better idea....while Rambo is out and about shooting lakes with his bow and arrow, he happens upon 3 singing chipmunks. They follow him home, and he makes them recording stars....What? It's been done? Yeah, like that ever stopped Stallone before.



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Posted By: JoeBacon
Date Posted: March 24 2008 at 10:43am
Frankly I was hoping that they would do a live action version of Super
Chicken with Ramblow as the bad guy


Posted By: moat
Date Posted: March 24 2008 at 6:34pm

So they're using throwaway scripts that apparently weren't up to par with the last RAMBO's writing quality?

Maybe it will be made up of unusable footage from the last film. You know, the stuff that didn't quite come out right, so it was left on the cutting room floor. They could build the entire film around the material that wasn't good enough last time around. It'll be an experiment of artistic proportions.

That way, there'll already be an excuse when it completely sucks!



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Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Date Posted: March 25 2008 at 1:05am

RESPONSE from Head RAZZberry: Sadly, there has already been a movie made up of cutting-room-floor-trims, and I worked on the campaign for it: 1982's TRAIL OF THE PINK PANTHER. A blatant and pitiful attempt to resuscitate the PANTHER series after Peter Sellers' death in 1980, it was made up almost entirely of out-takes and discarded footage of Sellers from previous PANTHER films, strung together with new material featuring a reporter doing an article on Clouseau. Needless to say, it was not a success (yet was followed by two equally unsuccessful sequels!)...

 



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Posted By: Mayhem5185
Date Posted: March 25 2008 at 7:35am

Rocky Balboa not a runaway hit? I haven't seen this much denial/distortion since the Daniel Craig Not Bond website!

Anyway I really hope this rumor isn't true -- a Rambo movie would not work if it was set in the states. Hell, it barley worked when it was set in the jungle! 

RESPONSE from Head RAZZberry: Just to clarify -- I didn't say http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=rocky6.htm - ROCKY BALBOA was not a hit, I said it was "not exactly a runaway hit." Here's a http://www.boxofficemojo.com/franchises/chart/?id=rocky.htm - LINK to the B.O. MoJo page for http://www.boxofficemojo.com/franchises/chart/?id=rocky.htm - the entire ROCKY series , showing that of the six films, BALBOA ranks fifth (largely because http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=rocky5.htm - ROCKY V totally tanked)... 

 



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Posted By: saturnwatcher
Date Posted: March 25 2008 at 9:44am

Trail of the Pink Panther was pretty bad, but even throw away Peter Sellers material is preferable to "good" Stallone. The sad thing is that this man can toss any sort of garbage out there and there is a core of fans who will not only consume it greedily, but even try to convince the rest of us that it's great cinema. 



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Posted By: wetbandit82
Date Posted: March 25 2008 at 10:04am
Apparently the thought of Rambo indiscriminately blowing away hundreds, possibly thousands of Americans (keep in mind he only killed once in his first outing, and then only when his life was in imminent danger) means little if anything to them.  And they fail to note that it takes supreme effort to successfully pull off the "reconnecting with the child the hero never knew he had" storyline, which probably only worked for Kirk because the rest of the film around this was well constructed, and since Rambo is not the type to display much paternal emotion--I rest my case. 


Posted By: SchumacherH8ter
Date Posted: March 25 2008 at 10:29am
"Trail Of The Pink Panther" was worse than "Curse Of The Pink Panther" and "Son Of The Pink Panther" combined!

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Posted By: JoeBacon
Date Posted: March 25 2008 at 4:07pm
Lord help me! Just the thought of "The Trail Of Rambo"...


Posted By: ITbeast
Date Posted: March 28 2008 at 3:08am

Yeah, I've already heard of these nightmarish rumors...the sad thing is, there are people either stupid enough or gullible enough (Maybe both) to will back Stallone financially on this idiotic farce. 

 



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Posted By: thomsonmg2000
Date Posted: July 31 2008 at 10:39am
Rambo fighting a cult to get his daughter? Couldn't he just ask the armed to do that. It's not like he's going to go up against the Soviet or Burmese military again.

Oh, right, it's so we can hear Sly's wonderful acting consisting of incomprehensible grunts 




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Posted By: JoeBacon
Date Posted: April 04 2009 at 6:17pm
Rambo comes back to the US and finds out he had a daughter and her name is Sarah Palin ... 


Posted By: dEd Grimley
Date Posted: April 05 2009 at 1:20am

I'd love to see the cutting room floor material used here to fight the cutting room floor material of Game of Death, the last Bruce Lee project. Oh the mirth!

Originally posted by HeadRAZZBerry

RESPONSE from Head RAZZberry: Sadly, there has already been a movie made up of cutting-room-floor-trims, and I worked on the campaign for it: 1982's TRAIL OF THE PINK PANTHER. A blatant and pitiful attempt to resuscitate the PANTHER series after Peter Sellers' death in 1980, it was made up almost entirely of out-takes and discarded footage of Sellers from previous PANTHER films, strung together with new material featuring a reporter doing an article on Clouseau. Needless to say, it was not a success (yet was followed by two equally unsuccessful sequels!)...

 



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Posted By: Michaels
Date Posted: April 05 2009 at 4:45pm
So, "Rambo 5" should actually be titled "Rambo 4 1/2" or "Rambo 4: Extended Out-Takes"? Like Christopher Nolan rebooting the Batman movie series, this might start another new trend in H-Wood, making entire movies out of leftover scenes. That makes for Re-imaginings, Re-boots, and ... Re-cycled cuts?


Posted By: CriticalFrank
Date Posted: April 05 2009 at 5:36pm
Making up a movie entirely out of outtakes? That is bloody brilliant! Considering the amount of unusable footage from movies, we could triple the number of crappy films....I imagine there are millions of unusable takes from all the Seltzerberg films... Perhaps they could work on the next Rambo film... They could call it "Rambo Movie."

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Posted By: dEd Grimley
Date Posted: April 06 2009 at 6:21am
Isn't this literally how Ed Wood worked?


Posted By: Michaels
Date Posted: April 06 2009 at 8:28am

Originally posted by dEd Grimley

Isn't this literally how Ed Wood worked?

Well, at least he added leftover footage to the footage he filmed. We're taking about stringing together a movie based only on the leftover footage.



Posted By: saturnwatcher
Date Posted: April 07 2009 at 2:24pm

There is one other critical difference between Wood's films and Stallone's. Wood didn't have two nickels to rub together and there wasn't a legion of mostly brain dead worshippers ready and eager to pay their hard earned cash to see Wood's efforts. In fact, Wood's last film ended up sitting on a shelf gathering dust for most of a decade before anyone ever screened it simply because of financial issues.

Oh...there are actually two differences...Wood's films were so bad they were actually entertaining. Stallone's work is just appalling trash...Stallone worshippers, feel free to take your mono-syllabic shots.



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Posted By: cvcjr13
Date Posted: May 30 2009 at 10:11am

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt1206885/ - Here's the IMDb page for Rambo V.

 



Posted By: dEd Grimley
Date Posted: May 30 2009 at 7:10pm
If Alien is fighting Predator, shouldn't Rambo be fighting Terminator?

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Posted By: CriticalFrank
Date Posted: May 31 2009 at 9:28am
Rambo should be fighting Rocky....or John McClane.

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Posted By: dEd Grimley
Date Posted: June 01 2009 at 12:15pm
For some reason this just sparked a VERY weird image in my head... The Terminator rides up on a motorcycle and says, "I love you, Chewbacca" like that one Tony Curtis joke on The Simpsons or whatever cartoon it was on, and then Chewy gets on and goes "Gaawaaaaaaoooohhh" and they ride off into the sunset shooting terminator exo-skeletons with lasers.

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Posted By: saturnwatcher
Date Posted: June 01 2009 at 2:00pm

I love a happy ending



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Posted By: CriticalFrank
Date Posted: June 01 2009 at 5:33pm

dEd, I know I've encouiraged you to get back on your meds in the past... I think I may have spoken too hastily. Perhaps it's time to get off the meds.

Besides, Chewbacca was always more of a Rambo wookie, rather then a Terminator Wookie. Although, I think truth be told, he really had a thing for Indiana Jones.



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Posted By: Michaels
Date Posted: June 01 2009 at 6:03pm
I'm still think that Terminator will be revealed to be a prequel to The Matrix this entire time.


Posted By: dEd Grimley
Date Posted: June 02 2009 at 7:39am
But see, what you've gotta understand, is that Arnold still is talking like the Terminator when he says it, so it's all robotic, et al.

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Posted By: Michaels
Date Posted: June 02 2009 at 9:51am
I wonder who would win a robotic, monotone voice contest, Arnold or Keanu Reeves?


Posted By: dEd Grimley
Date Posted: June 02 2009 at 11:16am
I think Arnold is capable of remembering 5 words at a time, whilst Keanu lingers at 4.

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Posted By: Razzilla
Date Posted: June 02 2009 at 11:10pm
At least he won't be singing...or at least I HOPE not...

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Posted By: Movie Man
Date Posted: June 28 2009 at 6:06am
From what I heard, "Rambo V' will:
- come out in 2011
- be a less violent than the previous installment(s?)
- may or may not be PG-13


Posted By: dEd Grimley
Date Posted: June 28 2009 at 7:35am
I would assume that Rambo movies are getting to the point where they'd need to tone it down to continue to drag in an audience. And I stress "drag."

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Posted By: saturnwatcher
Date Posted: June 28 2009 at 3:10pm

Rambo in drag? Now there is something even I might pay to see...

John Rambo: Drag Queen...yup...that has a ring to it.

For better or worse, dEd, I think you have just revived the series!!!



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Posted By: dEd Grimley
Date Posted: June 29 2009 at 2:27am
Ummm... well, I can pretend I meant it that way, and not dragged as in forced...
But it would be an improvement.

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Posted By: saturnwatcher
Date Posted: September 11 2009 at 5:17am

It's official folks! Rambo V got the greenlight earlier this week...let the speculation end and the razzing begin. Read all about it here:

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=58909 - http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=58909

If you don't die laughing reading the synopsis, the film will almost certainly finish you off with the gales of laughter it will evoke. There is evidently some question as to which of the two plotlines is authentic, but one thing is certain...there WILL be a Rambo V.

UPDATE: After doing a little further research, the "beast" plotline described in the article above IS evidently authentic, or at least pretty close to what Stallone is planning. Polish up several trophies, Head Razz...the vote won't even be close.



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Posted By: saturnwatcher
Date Posted: September 11 2009 at 6:20am

I've been searching around trying to convince myself that the "beast" plotline is an internet hoax, but here are a couple of more links that tend to cast doubt on that suspicion and authenticate the proposed plotline:

http://www.filmofilia.com/2009/09/08/rambo-5-the-savage-hunt/ - http://www.filmofilia.com/2009/09/08/rambo-5-the-savage-hunt /

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/42256 - http://www.aintitcool.com/node/42256

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Sylvester-Stallone-Talks-Rambo-V-The-Savage-Hunt-121156.shtml - http://news.softpedia.com/news/Sylvester-Stallone-Talks-Ramb o-V-The-Savage-Hunt-121156.shtml http://www.filmofilia.com/2009/09/08/rambo-5-the-savage-hunt/ -

Is it too much to hope that if this is real, there will be a scene featuring John Rambo and Sara Palin taking pot shots at the beast out of a helicopter?



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Posted By: saturnwatcher
Date Posted: September 12 2009 at 2:48am
As news of this sweeps around the internet, the amazing thing is that Stallone fans are evidently buying into it. One poster on IMBD offered that he/she wouldn't care if Rambo fought a dinosaur. But consider the implications of the plotline: A dangerous beast is on the loose, heading for civilization; a beast capable of single handedly wiping out an entire special forces team. The only hope for humanity is geriatric John Rambo and his hunting partner. From where I sit, humanity is screwed.

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Posted By: Michaels
Date Posted: September 12 2009 at 3:00am

As bad as "Rambo 5" might be, if it ever comes to be, I'm more considered about Stallone's next film, "The Expendables", the one where he put together a who's who cast of action movie stars, and there's not a good actor among them.

I mean, let's look at this cast: Stallone himself, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lungren, Eric Boberts, Randy Couture (yes, the UFC Fighter), Steve Austin (yes, the WWE Wrestler), Mickey Rourke (way, to follow-up an Oscar nod role, Mick!), Bruce Willis, and Ar-nold! If that doesn't bring about a new Razzie catagory of Worst Ensemble Cast, I don't know what will!



Posted By: saturnwatcher
Date Posted: September 12 2009 at 1:08pm
The Expendables does figure to be pretty bad. Rambo 5 is set to begin production as soon as The Expendables is wrapped.

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Posted By: dEd Grimley
Date Posted: September 12 2009 at 1:23pm
I don't like that he's making a movie called "The Expendables" and not having it be about every horror movie that comes out these days.

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Posted By: Michaels
Date Posted: September 12 2009 at 2:44pm

Originally posted by dEd Grimley

I don't like that he's making a movie called "The Expendables" and not having it be about every horror movie that comes out these days.

You mean like a studio head who rejects remakes of horror movies? Nope, no one would believe it.



Posted By: TaRaN-RoD
Date Posted: January 16 2010 at 11:34am
I can't wait to see ''The Expendables'' it is the movie that I'm the most impatient for 2010! But Rambo 5 I'm really not sure of the quality, so I won't acclaim it too fast as I'm doing for every Sly's movies except The Specialist, Rambo 2 and 3, Rocky 4, Avenging Angelo, D-Tox and Italian Stallion that are big, real pieces of s**t!

BUT... every, EVERY actors once played in a real piece of crap! Except Dustin Hoffman, who is the actors with probably the best carrer achivement! (But... I didn't see ALL his movies)


Posted By: saturnwatcher
Date Posted: January 16 2010 at 4:47pm
Originally posted by TaRaN-RoD

I can't wait to see ''The Expendables'' it is the movie that I'm the most impatient for 2010!
 
Have you ever considered investing in some quality real estate in Florida? I just happen to have some at a great price!
 


BUT... every, EVERY actors once played in a real piece of crap! Except Dustin Hoffman, who is the actors with probably the best carrer achivement! (But... I didn't see ALL his movies)
 
Granted, every actor out there appears in something once in awhile that accomplishes little more than reminding everyone that he/she isn't taking the great dirt bath or is locked away somewhere in rehab. The problem is, Stallone has made a career of peddling crap.


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Posted By: TaRaN-RoD
Date Posted: January 16 2010 at 5:21pm
Man... stop this, you're just laugable! Stallone, made just craps??? It's just jealousy!

And the thing is that I know why you guys hate Stallone so much... Because he was one of the highest paid actors in 80's! This is funny to see, but pathetic! Stallone has at least a name and not a oridinary name but a name known by the entire world! Stallone achieved a lot of things in his life and I don't think that he really cares about your stupid opinion about him!

The same thing for Kevin Costner, you guys hate him because he too had a big name!

You'd more credible if you've more nominated and made win some REAL crapy actors like Ben Affleck, Christian Bale, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steven Seagal, Chuck Norris or JCVD! This would have been more credible!

Stallone winner of the worst actor of the century, and Costner nominated for... this is just laugable!

But at least, the two last Stallone's masterpieces (Rocky Balboa and Rambo) weren't nominated to any Razzie, for this my respect for your awards growed up and is continuing growing up because New Moon and 2012 are in the list of possible nominations for the next Razzie Awards!


Posted By: saturnwatcher
Date Posted: January 16 2010 at 5:24pm

Rocky Balboa and the most recent Rambo movie were masterpieces? And you are calling us laughable?



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Posted By: TaRaN-RoD
Date Posted: January 16 2010 at 8:41pm
Originally posted by saturnwatcher

Rocky Balboa and the most recent Rambo movie were masterpieces? And you are calling us laughable?



Sorry but Rocky Balboa at least was touching, inspiring, and really deep! I'm not shame to say it, but I almost cried in a lot of scenes and it's really rare that I cry in a movie! All the nostalgic moments are splendid! And Sly did an excellent job as an actor, even if you cannot recognize that!

And by the way, I noticed that you just make your point at this statement and on nothing else, is it because you have no argumentation and you know that all those attacks that Razzie have done to Sly all those years were totally free? I'm sure, yes!


Posted By: stallonefan1
Date Posted: February 02 2010 at 5:21am
Im sick of you people picking on Sly.He is an Amazing Actor and he has left us some of the most memorable characters in film history.Its funny that you nominate him for every role he plays but you leave out junk like Jamie Foxx who cant act his way out of a paper bag and people with no talent whatsoever.I hope he continues to make movies just to piss you off and you can nominate him ten billion times cuz hes laughing all the way to the bank with millions of dollars and youre making what $5.50 hr???


Posted By: Michaels
Date Posted: February 02 2010 at 11:21am
Really, Jamie Fox? The man who did a flawless performance as Ray Charles, can't act his way out of a paper bag? You people seriously need to find better examples of bad actors if you're going to compare them to the Sly Guy. You're really not helping your agruement by bad mouthing the likes of Jamie Fox or Christian Bale.


Posted By: TaRaN-RoD
Date Posted: February 02 2010 at 3:25pm
But that's actually true... I don't think that Sly gives a damn about his nominations here... he's making MILLIONS!


Posted By: BurnHollywoodBurn
Date Posted: February 04 2010 at 8:07am
Hell, if Hollywood was dumb enough to give me millions of dollars to mumble my way through action movie after action movie, I would be jumping into that every chance I could, and that's what Stallone has been doing for the past 4 decades.


Posted By: saturnwatcher
Date Posted: February 04 2010 at 8:32am
As one of the characters in Citizen Kane (a movie that actually was good) noted, "It is no trick to make a lot of money, if all you care about is making a lot of money." And there is this:
http://www.quotelady.com/subjects/wealth.html -
God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to receive it.--Austin O'Malley  

Originally posted by TaRaN-RoD

But that's actually true... I don't think that Sly gives a damn about his nominations here... he's making MILLIONS!


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Posted By: Balboa6
Date Posted: April 12 2010 at 6:03pm
#1 Sylvester Stallone doesn't mumble. Rocky Blaboa (the FICTIONAL character) doesn't even mumble the way people such as yourself imply, let alone Stallone. 

#2 Stallone has done many dramatic films and some comedies and thrillers as well. He doesn't just do action. This further proves your ignorance.  

I love how any time someone wants to continue a character's progression or conclude it, people start having convulsions. Until someone can provide me with a legitimate reason as to why there should not be a fifth film, I will consider all comments to be beneath me. I'm sure you'll get desperate and start bringing up his age which is absolutely 100% irrelevant, start lying and exaggerating, and throwing around juvenile insults. Nothing substantial which makes any sense, as usual.  

Originally posted by BurnHollywoodBurn

Hell, if Hollywood was dumb enough to give me millions of dollars to mumble my way through action movie after action movie, I would be jumping into that every chance I could, and that's what Stallone has been doing for the past 4 decades.


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Posted By: BurnHollywoodBurn
Date Posted: April 12 2010 at 6:14pm
1. Ah...yeah...he does mumble in EVERYTHING he does. I guess what you consider "mumbling" is different from what the rest of the world considers "mumbling". 

2. Yeah, he does do stuff besides action movies, but each role is no different than any other. It's either the lovable Rocky-like oaf or the tough as nails Rambo-like hero. 

Let's face it, he could star in 100 movies, but in the end, he will only be remembered for those two roles. And he has no one to blame for that but himself. 

Originally posted by Balboa6

 
#1 Sylvester Stallone doesn't mumble. Rocky Blaboa (the FICTIONAL character) doesn't even mumble the way people such as yourself imply, let alone Stallone.

#2 Stallone has done many dramatic films and some comedies and thrillers as well. He doesn't just do action. This further proves your ignorance. 

I love how any time someone wants to continue a character's progression or conclude it, people start having convulsions. Until someone can provide me with a legitimate reason as to why there should not be a fifth film, I will consider all comments to be beneath me. I'm sure you'll get desperate and start bringing up his age which is absolutely 100% irrelevant, start lying and exaggerating, and throwing around juvenile insults. Nothing substantial which makes any sense, as usual. 


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Posted By: saturnwatcher
Date Posted: April 13 2010 at 6:13pm
But there evidently are those willing to settle for it.

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Posted By: ziesha
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 4:14am
Why the hell you are comparing yourself to Stallone?!?  

Originally posted by BurnHollywoodBurn

Hell, if Hollywood was dumb enough to give me millions of dollars to mumble my way through action movie after action movie, I would be jumping into that every chance I could, and that's what Stallone has been doing for the past 4 decades.


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Posted By: BurnHollywoodBurn
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 11:05am
Um, my main joke was that Hollywood pays Stallone to mumble his way through movies. That doesn't take much talent -- any one (like me) can do it.


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Posted By: saturnwatcher
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 2:50pm
Fair question...I'm sure that just about anyone on this board could be not only a better actor, but is probably also a better human being... 

Originally posted by ziesha

 
Why are you comparing yourself with Stallone?!? 


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Nine times out of ten, in art as in life, there is no truth to be discovered, only an error to be exposed.--H.L. Menken


Posted By: BurnHollywoodBurn
Date Posted: November 16 2010 at 8:33pm
I take it you're referring to The Sly Guy's steroid scandal?  



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The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it.


Posted By: saturnwatcher
Date Posted: November 17 2010 at 3:06pm
That -- and his refusal (on three occasions) to participate in USO tours of Iraq, citing concerns for his own safety. The Denver Bronco cheerleaders done 5 USO tours... 

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Nine times out of ten, in art as in life, there is no truth to be discovered, only an error to be exposed.--H.L. Menken


Posted By: BurnHollywoodBurn
Date Posted: November 17 2010 at 4:58pm
Not to mention Bob Hope, who made USO tours an annual event!

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The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it.


Posted By: thomsonmg2000
Date Posted: August 23 2011 at 6:54am
Sean Hood, one of the writers for the 2011 Conan the Barbarian remake, has written a draft of Rambo 5 -- Guys, looks like Stallone may be going to make a Razzie comeback! 

http://www.fearnet.com/news/interviews/b23554_exclusive_screenwriter_sean_hood_talks.html - LINK





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Seltzerberg is back?

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!

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