Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK!
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Forum Name: WALTER, THE FARTING DOG
Forum Discription: No, That's NOT a Typo -- It Appears 2-B-4 Real...
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Printed Date: June 19 2013 at 3:26pm
Topic: Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK!
Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Subject: Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Don’t BARK!
Date Posted: October 29 2008 at 8:01am
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BASED on a BEST-SELLING SERIES of CHILDREN's BOOKS (SEE BELOW) THIS FAKE-SOUNDING MOVIE WILL APPARENTLY TOP-LINE THOSE http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1055366/ - CAMP ROCK TEENY-BOPPER IDOLS http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2679438/ - THE JONAS BROTHERS : HERE's a http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b65707_Casting_Couch__Jonas_Bros_Ready_for__lt_i_gt_Farting_lt__i_gt__.html - LINK to READ the INITIAL ITEM on the E!-TV WEB SITE ABOUT WALTER, the FARTING DOG... AND HERE's a http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b66062_Lou_Gets_Wind_of_Jonas_Brothers_Fart_Pic_Gig.html - LINK to READ ABOUT WHICH "CANINE CHARACTER ACTOR" WANTS to PLAY the FLATULENT TITLE ROLE...
------------- Ye Olde Head RAZZberry |
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Posted By: SchumacherH8ter
Date Posted: October 29 2008 at 9:52am
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This is being directed by the Farrelly brothers. Wow, they can fall lower than their awful remake of "The Heartbreak Kid"... ------------- Joel Schumacher is history's greatest monster!-Robot Chicken https://twitter.com/SchumacherH8r Next-up: The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane |
Posted By: moat
Date Posted: October 30 2008 at 10:38am
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Most dogs already fart.
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Posted By: saturnwatcher
Date Posted: November 10 2008 at 2:45pm
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Maybe he can do the alphabet or something. Dare I suggest that anything that comes out of Walter's nether oriface is more intelligent than any dialogue in the most recent Rambo flick? ------------- Nine times out of ten, in art as in life, there is no truth to be discovered, only an error to be exposed.--H.L. Menken |
Posted By: Michaels
Date Posted: November 10 2008 at 3:26pm
| Wow, this is what childern's entertainment has been reduced to. And I thought it couldn't get any lower than "Baby Geniuses". |
Posted By: ZookGuy
Date Posted: February 20 2009 at 7:32am
Heh heh heh... WAHHHHHH!!!! WHAT'S HAPPENED TO FILM!?!?!?!?!?!?! 
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Posted By: Pete
Date Posted: May 04 2009 at 4:47am
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I hope this bombs. And parents will wake up, and smell reality(no, not their dogs Beneful-scented flatulence). Who would want to see this? Maybe this will be the Jonas' undoing...
------------- City of angels, I'll see you again, on the last frontier |
Posted By: CriticalFrank
Date Posted: May 04 2009 at 6:55am
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Wow... this is just sad... I looked for active topics, and someone has revived a topic about a farting dog... Seriously? A farting dog?? Well, at least this sounds better than Ghosts of Girlfriends Past... ------------- Life's short and hard, like a body-building elf - Bloodhound Gang |
Posted By: dEd Grimley
Date Posted: May 04 2009 at 1:50pm
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I guess they've got another movie lined up right after this. It's called, "No, Audience -- We Don't Respect your Intelligence!" ------------- -Iron helps us play- |
Posted By: CriticalFrank
Date Posted: May 04 2009 at 2:33pm
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Can we follow that up with "Jar of Mayonaise: The 3D IMAX Event"? ------------- Life's short and hard, like a body-building elf - Bloodhound Gang |
Posted By: Michaels
Date Posted: May 04 2009 at 4:45pm
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I"m still waiting for "Ass: The Movie" to come out, become the highest grossing movie ever, and win 12 Oscars. ------------- "Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie ... but, no, no. John Hughes did not direct my life." ("Easy A", 2010) |
Posted By: CriticalFrank
Date Posted: May 04 2009 at 5:47pm
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Ass: The Movie... you only think 12 Oscars? Don't undersell the genius of the idea -- Make it "Ass: The Movie in 3-D" and it could be awarded EVERY Oscar given! ------------- Life's short and hard, like a body-building elf - Bloodhound Gang |
Posted By: dEd Grimley
Date Posted: May 05 2009 at 12:50am
I assume that "grossing" is not intended as a pun??
------------- -Iron helps us play- |
Posted By: CriticalFrank
Date Posted: May 05 2009 at 4:23am
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It has to be a pun. Something like that is too perfect NOT to be a pun... and to think I didn't catch that!
------------- Life's short and hard, like a body-building elf - Bloodhound Gang |
Posted By: dEd Grimley
Date Posted: May 05 2009 at 4:31am
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Well, it sounds like we have a trilogy to make, boys... let's get crackin. We may need to go "borrow"MWG's camera... ------------- -Iron helps us play- |
Posted By: CriticalFrank
Date Posted: May 05 2009 at 5:17am
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Sweet! I've been working on the script for "Jar of Mayonaisse: The 3D IMAX Experience" for several years now, I think it is almost ready... Finally my dream can become a reality... ------------- Life's short and hard, like a body-building elf - Bloodhound Gang |
Posted By: dEd Grimley
Date Posted: May 05 2009 at 5:45am
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If you'll allow me to play studio exec for a moment, I'm not sure that MAYONAISSE is the sauce that's really resonating with today's youth market demographic. To really synergize and max our cross promotion capabilities, it should really be Baconaisse, the mayonaisse of the future. With Bacon. ------------- -Iron helps us play- |
Posted By: CriticalFrank
Date Posted: May 05 2009 at 6:00am
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But....but... I'm almost done with the script... I can't change everything over to Baconaisse... that would throw off the whole story. I mean the beautiful love scene between the Mayonaisse and the Mustard just wouldn't make sense with Baconaisse... I mean the Mustard is Jewish for crying out loud! To get with Baconaisse would be against her religion! ------------- Life's short and hard, like a body-building elf - Bloodhound Gang |
Posted By: Michaels
Date Posted: May 05 2009 at 11:05am
| And of course, what about "BLT Sandwhich: The Movie, in True 3D IMAX!" And its sequel, "A Side Garden Salad: The Movie, also in True 3D IMAX"! |
Posted By: CriticalFrank
Date Posted: May 05 2009 at 4:57pm
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Now you're just trying to build on my brilliance. I thought you had your hands full with "Ass: The Movie" ...
Heh... I said "hands full with ass" ... ------------- Life's short and hard, like a body-building elf - Bloodhound Gang |
Posted By: dEd Grimley
Date Posted: May 06 2009 at 9:06am
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Somewhere, the ghost of Fozzie bear is going "Wakka wakka wakka" for you guys. ------------- -Iron helps us play- |
Posted By: Michaels
Date Posted: May 06 2009 at 2:43pm
| Well, if we have a farting dog movies, how much longer until we have a "Ren and Stimpy" movie? I mean that was a gross-out humor cartoon about cats and dogs. |
Posted By: CriticalFrank
Date Posted: May 06 2009 at 4:19pm
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Skip Ren and Stimpy, just make movies out of various parts of the show. So we can have "Log: The Movie" or "Happy Happy Joy Joy: The Movie" or even better, "Powdered Toast Man: The Movie" I think Log alone could be a multiple Oscar nominee.... ------------- Life's short and hard, like a body-building elf - Bloodhound Gang |
Posted By: dEd Grimley
Date Posted: May 07 2009 at 11:44pm
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Anyone see the "adult" episodes of Ren and Stimpy? They were out on Spike TV or something when it launched. They had to pull it when they had full frontal female nudity. ------------- -Iron helps us play- |
Posted By: Michaels
Date Posted: May 08 2009 at 1:10am
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Yeah, I heard those episodes got pretty NC-17, with like sex, both hetro and homo. WTF?! |
Posted By: CriticalFrank
Date Posted: May 08 2009 at 5:10am
Wait a minute... Adult Ren and Stimpy episodes? Where was I when this happened? ------------- Life's short and hard, like a body-building elf - Bloodhound Gang |
Posted By: Vits
Date Posted: May 09 2010 at 4:08pm
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Not that I don't enjoy all of your jokes,but does anyone actually knows what the movie's about?
I said it before and I'll say it again:That was one of the best comedies of 2007,and the most underrated movie of that year. ------------- http://vits-ingthemovies.blogspot.com - http://vits-ingthemovies.blogspot.com |
Posted By: BurnHollywoodBurn
Date Posted: May 09 2010 at 5:02pm
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The remake of "Heartbreak Kid" was nothing but gross-out humor, all of which fell flat on its face. I'm glad it bombed!! ------------- The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it. |
Posted By: GTAHater767
Date Posted: May 09 2010 at 6:24pm
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I said it before and I'll say it again:That was one of the best comedies of 2007,and the most underrated movie of that year.
HeadRAZZBerry didn't exactly like The Heartbreak Kid [remake], but he thought it was a godsend compared to THE SEEKER: THE DARK IS RISING. ------------- RAZZIE Dirty Dozen: Battlefield Earth, F G Fingered, Pluto Nash, A Sound of Thunder, Alone in the Dark, Dirty Love, Rise Silver Srfr, Daddy Day Camp, IKWKM, The Love Guru, All About Steve, Airbender |
Posted By: BurnHollywoodBurn
Date Posted: May 09 2010 at 8:09pm
And yet "Legend Of The Seeker" became a TV series. Go figure! ------------- The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it. |
Posted By: GTAHater767
Date Posted: May 09 2010 at 8:40pm
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Is it possible HeadRAZZBerry thought The Heartbreak Kid [remake] to be the lesser of two evils because it didn't differ from the source material as much? And when did the Legend of the Seeker go off the air? ------------- RAZZIE Dirty Dozen: Battlefield Earth, F G Fingered, Pluto Nash, A Sound of Thunder, Alone in the Dark, Dirty Love, Rise Silver Srfr, Daddy Day Camp, IKWKM, The Love Guru, All About Steve, Airbender |
Posted By: BurnHollywoodBurn
Date Posted: May 10 2010 at 11:49am
Studio heads decided to cancel it on March 4th. ------------- The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it. |
Posted By: GTAHater767
Date Posted: May 10 2010 at 8:55pm
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Good riddance. How many other RAZZIE contenders were adapted into TV shows in the past 3 years that they need to cancel? ------------- RAZZIE Dirty Dozen: Battlefield Earth, F G Fingered, Pluto Nash, A Sound of Thunder, Alone in the Dark, Dirty Love, Rise Silver Srfr, Daddy Day Camp, IKWKM, The Love Guru, All About Steve, Airbender |
Posted By: BurnHollywoodBurn
Date Posted: May 11 2010 at 11:16am
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Well, there's the rebooted "Knight Rider," that got canceled. "V" is on the chopping block. "Hawaii 5-0" is coming next fall, but I'm guessing that won't last long. And of course, there's "Parenthood." Don't you love how television is equally as unoriginal as movies are?! ------------- The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it. |
Posted By: GTAHater767
Date Posted: May 11 2010 at 3:20pm
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I spit on that trend. Since 2000, television and movies just haven't been the same. 1999 was so short on bad movies they had to nominate The Blair Witch Project and Big Daddy for Worst Picture. not only that, but most of '999's RAZZIE classics I hadn't even heard of! Several long-running shows premiered in 1999 as well. Then comes Triple-O, and everything goes to Hell. Few good shows, few good movies, notoriously sinister collections of RAZZIE nominations all millennium (so far). ------------- RAZZIE Dirty Dozen: Battlefield Earth, F G Fingered, Pluto Nash, A Sound of Thunder, Alone in the Dark, Dirty Love, Rise Silver Srfr, Daddy Day Camp, IKWKM, The Love Guru, All About Steve, Airbender |
Posted By: BurnHollywoodBurn
Date Posted: May 11 2010 at 4:01pm
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Yep, I claim 2000 as The Year That the Entertainment Industry Went to S*** Almost Overnight. Since then, Hollywood hasn't even been trying to make any good, original product ... unless of course, they want an Oscar or Emmy for their troubles! ------------- The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it. |
Posted By: GTAHater767
Date Posted: May 11 2010 at 5:17pm
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How could it be? With Y2K comes the swift downfall of creativity! How could this have happened? ------------- RAZZIE Dirty Dozen: Battlefield Earth, F G Fingered, Pluto Nash, A Sound of Thunder, Alone in the Dark, Dirty Love, Rise Silver Srfr, Daddy Day Camp, IKWKM, The Love Guru, All About Steve, Airbender |
Posted By: BurnHollywoodBurn
Date Posted: May 11 2010 at 7:19pm
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Maybe studio heads thought the world was going to come to an end because of the so-called "Y2K bug", so they didn't bother to stock up on good movie ideas, and then decided "Screw it, we'll get by on remakes, sequels, reboots, and adaptations!". ------------- The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it. |
Posted By: GTAHater767
Date Posted: May 11 2010 at 8:33pm
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Somebody more artistically talented than me could develop a good stand-up comedy routine about it.
------------- RAZZIE Dirty Dozen: Battlefield Earth, F G Fingered, Pluto Nash, A Sound of Thunder, Alone in the Dark, Dirty Love, Rise Silver Srfr, Daddy Day Camp, IKWKM, The Love Guru, All About Steve, Airbender |
Posted By: BurnHollywoodBurn
Date Posted: May 13 2010 at 11:34am
Screenwriter: Sir, remember when everyone said that the Y2K bug would wipe out all the computers in the world, so we didn't bother to save any of those new screenplays we wrote?
Studio Head: Yes.
Screenwriter: Well, that Y2K didn't happen, so now we're left with nothing. What should we do?
Studio Head: Hmmm, if we don't have any new ideas, then we should just make sequels and remakes of old movies. Yes, that's it! We'll just remake any movie that's anywhere between 3 to 30 years old! And we'll make sequels to movies from 20 years! Oh, oh, and to top it all off, we'll make adaptations of comic books, video games, and even amusement park rides and board games for the next 10 years!
Screenwriter: Good idea, sir!
Studio Head: Of course it is! ------------- The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it. |
Posted By: GTAHater767
Date Posted: May 13 2010 at 12:50pm
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I think we should publish that! ------------- RAZZIE Dirty Dozen: Battlefield Earth, F G Fingered, Pluto Nash, A Sound of Thunder, Alone in the Dark, Dirty Love, Rise Silver Srfr, Daddy Day Camp, IKWKM, The Love Guru, All About Steve, Airbender |
Posted By: BurnHollywoodBurn
Date Posted: May 13 2010 at 4:02pm
Who knows, it might become the best selling non-fiction book ever written! ------------- The Four Horsemen of the Moviepocalypse: uncalled for sequels/remakes/reboots, 3-D surcharges, untalented "celebrities", and anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it. |
Posted By: alexaf
Date Posted: July 05 2011 at 9:31am
| Is it in 3-D? |