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They’re at it AGAIN!

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Topic: They’re at it AGAIN!
Posted By: Queen_of_Toad
Subject: They’re at it AGAIN!
Date Posted: December 05 2008 at 7:15am
Friday, December 5th 2008

"They Are Crazy


I know we have all called these two crazy crazies a million times over, but they really are crazy. The epitome of crazy. What's crazier than crazy? These two. The word crazy should be spelled T-O-M-K-A-T.

http://www.nytimes.com/indexes/2008/12/07/style/t/index.html#pageName=07tomw - The New York Times Style Magazine is all about Tommy Girl and his weepy robot wife this week. There's an interview, pictures and even video. Methinks this issue was sponsored by Scientology and features subliminal messages. Don't stare directly into their eyes, because you will starting saying the word "glib" on a loop. Your mouth will form a frozen smile that you won't be able to control and the life butterflies will fly from your eyes.

In the interview, Tommy and Katie (or KATE as he calls her) talk about the first time they met. It was love at first contract. Tommy said, "I knew I wanted to marry Kate when I met her. At one point, I thought she was going to ask me to marry her first and I put her off by changing the subject. I wanted to ask her."

Katie said she fell completely in love him during their first meeting. "He was so warm, and I thought, 'Wow, I thought, 'You can be a superstar and a human being.'" This is how you know this bitch is all sorts of crazy. Tommy of Risky Business was a human being, Tommy of today is an ALIEN. An alien with insanity in the brains.

Katie even told Tommy that her childhood dream was to marry him. His response? "I said I wouldn't want to disappoint her." Shortly after their first meeting, he bought her an engagement ring.

Why must they go on with this f**kery? We knew what happened. Their first date was held in a conference room in Tommy Girl's underground labyrinth. A dozen lawyers, several Scientology scientists, Johnny Travolta, Tommy and Katie were all there. Tommy's lawyers handed Katie a contract and told her to sign that sh*t in her blood. Then they asked her to hand over her eyeballs and in exchange they gave her new robot eyes and a shiny engagement ring. Love was born.

CRAZY!!! Does St. Ives make a "sanity" scrub, because I really need it after reading this interview and watching their videos. I feel like I'm covered in their crazy dust.

http://www.nytimes.com/indexes/2008/12/07/style/t/index.html#pageName=tvideos4 - Click here if you can't get enough of their insanity."

http://www.dlisted.com/node/29602 - http://www.dlisted.com/node/29602







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Please, forgive my poor English. It's not my native language.



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