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The High-Priced, Low-Fat SPREAD?!?!?

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Category: FORUMS on 2009 RELEASES
Forum Name: SPREAD
Forum Discription: Why do a remake of MOMENT BY MOMENT??
URL: http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3793
Printed Date: October 24 2014 at 10:53pm


Topic: The High-Priced, Low-Fat SPREAD?!?!?
Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Subject: The High-Priced, Low-Fat SPREAD?!?!?
Date Posted: August 10 2009 at 4:16am

ONE of the MOST UNCONVINCING "ROMANCE" MOVIES of ALL TIME FEATURED http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/ - JOHN TRAVOLTA as a STUDLY POOL BOY NAMED "STRIP," and the USUALLY WONDERFUL http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005499/ - LILY TOMLIN as the HORNY MATRON WHO PAID HIM to HAVE an AFFAIR with HER. BESIDES the OBVIOUS LACK of CHEMISTRY BETWEEN ITS STARS, the BIGGEST PROBLEM with http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077942/ - MOMENT BY MOMENT WAS THAT IN HER OFF-SCREEN LIFE, MOVIE-GOERS UNDERSTOOD THAT TOMLIN WAS CLEARLY NOT ATTRACTED to MEN...

WHY ANYONE WOULD WANT to RE-CREATE SUCH a FIASCO IS BEYOND US -- BUT the MAKERS of the LESS-THAN-SUBTLELY TITLED  http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_topics.asp?FID=377 - SPREAD DID JUST THAT.  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005110/ - 3-TIME RAZZIE http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000162/ - ANNE HECHE TAKES the TOMLIN ROLE...and the RESULTS, AS YOGI BERRA ONCE SAID, ARE "DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN!"

AT the BERRY LEAST, THIS LOOKS LIKE a SHOO-IN for a WORST SCREEN COUPLE NOMINATION NEXT FEBRUARY.

THE FACT THAT a FILM WITH THIS WELL-KNOWN a CAST WAS PRODUCED by a HOME VIDEO COMPANY, and WAS RELEASED ALMOST SECRETLY, ONLY ADDED FUEL to OUR SUSPICIONS.

...AND, WHILE YOU'RE DISCUSSING http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1186370/ - SPREAD , FEEL FREE to INCLUDE YOUR CHOICE as the BERRY WORST CASE of "SCREEN CHEMISTRY GONE WRONG" YOU'VE EVER SEEN... 

KUTCHER: "Yeah, one night I got her so drunk, she totally forgot she was a lesbian..."



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Ye Olde Head RAZZberry



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Posted By: RoadDogXVIII
Date Posted: August 10 2009 at 7:30am
It's that good, huh? Sarcasm, by the way.

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You think you know, but you have no idea.


Posted By: Michaels
Date Posted: August 10 2009 at 8:17am

Wow, being Demi Moore's boy toy really does wonders for your movie career. Granted, you don't make GOOD movies -- but you do get plenty of them to star in!

 



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"Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie ... but, no, no. John Hughes did not direct my life." ("Easy A", 2010)


Posted By: dEd Grimley
Date Posted: August 10 2009 at 11:49am
Kutcher just... ugh... *Shivers*... I just don't get it. I don't find him funny, I thought Kelso was the weakest link on That 70's Show... I never got why girls thought he was hot... Yea, Ashton is about the bottom of the barrel.

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Posted By: JoeBoyden
Date Posted: August 11 2009 at 11:30am

Kutcher seems determined to win himself a Razzie for Worst Screen Couple. He has been nominated with Tara Reid (My Boss’s Daughter), Brittany Murphy (Just Married), and Cameron Diaz (What Happens in Vegas). And next year he stars in Five Killers, an action/comedy film with Katherine Heigl!



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My Picks... so far:
Worst Picture BUCKY LARSON
Worst Actor Shia LaBeouf
Worst Actress Martin Lawrence
Worst Sup Actor John Turturro
Worst Sup Actress Vanessa Hudgens
Worst Director Michael Bay


Posted By: dEd Grimley
Date Posted: August 11 2009 at 4:28pm
Kutcher's seriously bad news. I think we might be wise to Razz him this time.

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-Iron helps us play-


Posted By: JoBloMovieGoer
Date Posted: August 14 2009 at 5:03am

Here's a http://www.startribune.com/entertainment/movies/53151112.html?elr=KArksD:aDyaEP:kD:aUnc5PDiUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aULPQL7PQLanchO7DiUr - link to read a hilarious review of "Spread" from http://www.startribune.com/entertainment/movies/53151112.html?elr=KArksD:aDyaEP:kD:aUnc5PDiUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aULPQL7PQLanchO7DiUr - The Minneapolis Star-Tribune . I found it on Rotten Tomatoes, and just had to share it with my fellow Forum members...

 



Posted By: dEd Grimley
Date Posted: August 14 2009 at 8:43am
I'm not REALLY trying to defend Anne Heche, but I have a hard time figuring her as a cougar... I don't think she really FEELS old enough.

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Posted By: MiguelAntilsu
Date Posted: August 14 2009 at 4:38pm

That StarTribune review explains exactly why this is a Razzie prospect.  He's not the only one who compared it to Deuce Bigelow and Shampoo, however. ( http://www.nypost.com/seven/08142009/entertainment/movies/dont_be_caught_spread_184416.htm - LINK )



Posted By: dEd Grimley
Date Posted: August 15 2009 at 1:28am
The story itself is pretty awful. But I did just see Ashton on Real Time with Bill Maher and he didn't make himself look like a total idiot.

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Posted By: JoeBacon
Date Posted: August 16 2009 at 2:12pm
OH, head Razz, it's more high-fat than high-priced spread


Posted By: GTAHater767
Date Posted: January 25 2010 at 2:40pm
Provided Ashton Kutcher has no chance of Worst Actor against Matthew McConaughey for Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, I hope this can at least get nominated for Worst Screen Couple.

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Posted By: Michaels
Date Posted: January 25 2010 at 5:46pm
As bad as Kutcher is, there are far worse people listed ont he ballot.



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