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BITE ME!!

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Category: FORUMS on 2009 RELEASES
Forum Name: TRANSYLMANIA
Forum Discription: A Vampire Satire That Deflated Faster Than a Fang-Punctured Flat Tire!
URL: http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=3989
Printed Date: November 25 2014 at 4:46pm


Topic: BITE ME!!
Posted By: HeadRAZZBerry
Subject: BITE ME!!
Date Posted: November 30 2009 at 7:09am

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0384863/ - DIRECTED by a PAIR of BROTHERS WHOSE RESUME' 'HIGHLIGHTS' INCLUDE MULTIPLE http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dorm_daze/ - DIRECT-to-VIDEO NATIONAL LAMPOON TITLES , 'STARRING'  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0936471/ - a CAST of TOTAL NOBODIES and MADE ON a BUDGET SO LOW THEY COULDN'T EVEN AFFORD http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0873942/awards - VERN TROYER for a CAMEO, http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_topics.asp?FID=400 - TRANSYLMANIA CAN'T POSSIBLY BE AS LAME AS ITS PROMOs LOOK...OR CAN IT?!?!?

IF IT WEREN'T for http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_topics.asp?FID=344 - MISS MARCH and http://www.razzies.com/forum/forum_topics.asp?FID=370 - I LOVE YOU, BETH COOPER , THIS MIGHT HAVE a SHOT at BEING REMEMBERED as '2009's WORST TEEN COMEDY.'  AS IT IS, EVEN with ONLY 4 WEEKS LEFT in the YEAR, WE EXPECT THIS GENERIC COLLEGE-KIDS-vs-VAMPIRES "PARODY" to BE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN COME JANUARY 1.

STILL, THIS IS ONE of YOUR LAST CHANCES to RAG ON a 2009 RELEASE DURING CALENDAR YEAR 2009, SO...HAVE AT IT!

AUDIENCES MAY FIND THEY HAVE an AXE to GRIND CONCERNING the UNDER-SIZED "LAUGH QUOTIENT" in TRANSYLMANIA...



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Posted By: moviewizguy
Date Posted: November 30 2009 at 9:09am
Yeeaaaahhhhh--noooooooo.


Posted By: Michaels
Date Posted: November 30 2009 at 12:45pm

For a second there, I though this was a Seltzerberg movie, like "Zombie/Vampire Movie" or something. Seltzerberg or not, it sure looks like it sucks!  

 



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Posted By: dEd Grimley
Date Posted: December 01 2009 at 10:37am

When did it become acceptable to make spoof movies so TERRIBLE? I mean, yes, I know we know when -- but when is the public finally going to say: "Oh... oh yeah, it's not funny, it's just that they made someone look like (name a character from recent successful movie)" ?!?!?



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Posted By: Berrynoia
Date Posted: December 02 2009 at 1:14am

Here's something from the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transylmania - Wikipedia entry:

"Transylmania is a 2009 mystery/farce sequel to the 2006 comedy National Lampoon's Dorm Daze 2"

And there are other sources out there confirming this (try Googling it up).

This is Dorm Daze 3! The first Dorm Daze was a limited release, and the second went direct-to-DVD.  So how did Daze 3...erm, Transylmania, make it to the big screen, and in wide release?



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Posted By: MiguelAntilsu
Date Posted: December 04 2009 at 2:23pm
Thanks to http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20324765,00.html - this  review, Miss March is no longer the only film getting unfavorable comparisons to Freddy Got Fingered.  Not only that, but it also got unfavorable comparisons to EuroTrip and ________ Movie.


Posted By: dEd Grimley
Date Posted: December 05 2009 at 10:44am
There's every reason to think that this was a "Movie Movie", but it doesn't look like they make nearly as many pop cultural jokes. I mean, some, yes, but this one just looks devoid of jokes altogether. I don't think it's fair to compare to Freddy Got Fingered, because FGF at least had some moments so bizarre that they were actually quite memorable. "Daddy would you like some sausage?" and "The Backwards Man" come to mind. There's at least something to be said for thinking of rigging a pulley system around the house that operates sausages to be moved about like marionettes, while wearing a headband with bacon stapled to the side. You might not think it's funny, you might just think it's weird, but once you've seen it, you remember it.
The best joke from this movie so far sounds like, "Shoot him, he's the vampire!","No, shoot him","Which one is the real vampire?!","Really...?"
Really...? indeed.

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Posted By: coolinout1
Date Posted: December 13 2009 at 9:56am

This movie looked horrible, and I'm shocked that it received a theatrically release.

I haven't seen it, but I did like the poster w/the half-naked guy on it, haha...



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Posted By: Michaels
Date Posted: December 13 2009 at 5:46pm
Originally posted by coolinout1

This movie looked horrible, and I'm shocked that it received a theatrically release.

I haven't seen it, but I did like the poster w/the half-naked guy on it, haha...



Yeah, I'd be just as taken aback if this was made for even straight to DVD. It looks like something that was slapped together by college kids for YouTube!


Posted By: SchumacherH8ter
Date Posted: June 26 2012 at 12:12pm
Apparantly, the directors of this bilked two financial institutions out of $22 mil. LINK: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/transylmania-lawsuit-341694?_r=true - http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/transylmania-lawsuit-341694?_r=true

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